PFA Chief Gordon Taylor has been criticised for attempting to move the goalposts after he suggested the introduction of further nets around the pitch, in the wake of yesterdays dour Manchester derby.
Glorified shop-steward Taylor suggested the rev...
Emirates Stadium, North London: Last night at the Arsenal AGM (25th Oct 2012), there were feisty discussions on whether a trophy less Arsenal, had the right to charge £13.90 for a portion of fish and chips!
Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke who was insi...
Sky Sources (Mustard & Ketchup) believe that football officials have confirmed that they will be launching an inquiry into Stuart Pearce's red card and touch-line ban.
Pearce reacted to alleged racist abuse from home fans by kicking a football...
A ship steaming into the Humber estuary struck a football fan as he was trying to swim across the river on Saturday.
Todd Zarus (41), a life-long Hull City supporter, was aiming to watch the Tigers play against Scunthorpe United.
"I'd just mis...
David Millibond admitted yesterday that he had got immigration totally wrong. In a frank admission the Minister described how he had allowed thousands of illegal immigrants into the country.
"I should not have advertised my birthday party on Faceb...
While English men are downing their pints, talking footy non-stop and looking forward to the quarter final against Italy, their wives are bored and starved of sex!
Many attempts to attract their men into bed and make them jealous have failed inclu...
Ukrainian prostitutes have been pretty busy during the Euro 2012, but now they have decided to strike until it is all over. The reason why they are striking is because footy fans visiting the local bordellos in the Ukraine are too busy watching the g...
QPR have flown all of their fans to the Algarve for a week's holiday as they seek to make the most of a two-week break in fixtures.
With no match this saturday, the club are using the opportunity to give 15,000 exhausted supporters a mid-season br...
A Thug who ran on to the Anfield pitch and threatened a goalkeeper in front of TV cameras has been banned from all football matches.
Cat Anfield Cat aged 3, ran on to the Anfield pitch during Liverpool's Premier League tie with Tottenham Hotspur o...
Liverpool's jubilant Luis Suarez left the pitch last night at Craven Cottage waving to his fans with his middle finger stuck in the air. The gesture was totally misunderstood by the FA, and now they are reviewing his very friendly gesture. Why?
Luis is a terrific loser, once upon a time whilst playing for Ajax in Holland he gave an opponent a love bite on the neck because he was so overjoyed at...
Keen to show he is as Politically Correct as the head of any other organisation, FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, has asked that supporters associations for football clubs across the UK to adopt politically correct chants.
"We wish to cut out the swe...
The singing of West Ham fans during their nPower Championship football match against Nottingham Forest today has been praised by a top music expert.
Hammers fans were in fine voice at Forest's City Ground as they watched their team take a 3-0 lead...
A slightly distorted and rather "Looney" Rooney fan actually had the balls to turn up at Liverpool's training ground wearing a Man Utd shirt and guess who's name was written on his back? Rooney!
The Man Utd fan had just spent 6 weeks locked up in...
A female reporter from The Daily Tacky reported today about a new group of female fans following the Premiership League football players. The group is calling themselves TAGs, or Tarts And Girlfriends.
This group is in no-way attached to the WAGs...
Premiership title holders are facing a major crisis as the club starts preparing for the new season.
In the wake of the allegations about Ryan Giggs' personal life, thousands of disillusioned middle age women are threatening to dump the club after...
Dundee United fans have volunteered to do work at their ground in an attempt to save the club money.
The Tangerine supporters have followed the lead from their rivals across the road - Dundee , who only recently came out of their second period of...
Football supporters' clubs have expressed concern about the ease with which fans now switch club allegiances.
'It's changing the face of football,' lamented George "Kicker" Boot, the supporters' club chairman of, bottom of League Two, Stockport Co...
Recent research by medical staff at the London School of Medicine has revealed that more and more hemorrhoid sufferers gravitate towards Premiership games at the "business end" of every season - otherwise known as "squeaky bum time".
Those with mo...