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Funny story:  Even sexier Super Bowl commericals this year

Even sexier Super Bowl commericals this year

With millions in profits are to be made off of expensive super bowel advertising (the average cost of a 30-second ad for the Super Bowel was $4 million), U.S. corporations are going to present the most sexist ads possible on this year's Super Bowel...
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Funny story:  The New England Patriots May Pass On Wes Welker

The New England Patriots May Pass On Wes Welker

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - New England Patriots slot receiver Wes Welker is a free agent and Pats fans are divided on whether the team owners should let him go or try and resign him. Should Welker stay he will be paid $11.4 million for the 2013 s...
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Funny story:  PFA Chief accused of Shifting the Goal-posts with Additional Netting proposal

PFA Chief accused of Shifting the Goal-posts with Additional Netting proposal

PFA Chief Gordon Taylor has been criticised for attempting to move the goalposts after he suggested the introduction of further nets around the pitch, in the wake of yesterdays dour Manchester derby. Glorified shop-steward Taylor suggested the rev...
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Funny story:  Major row at Arsenal AGM over the charging of £13.90 for a portion of fish and chips!

Major row at Arsenal AGM over the charging of £13.90 for a portion of fish and chips!

Emirates Stadium, North London: Last night at the Arsenal AGM (25th Oct 2012), there were feisty discussions on whether a trophy less Arsenal, had the right to charge £13.90 for a portion of fish and chips! Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke who was insi...
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Funny story:  Stuart Pearce livid at being branded a 'Baboon'

Stuart Pearce livid at being branded a 'Baboon'

Sky Sources (Mustard & Ketchup) believe that football officials have confirmed that they will be launching an inquiry into Stuart Pearce's red card and touch-line ban. Pearce reacted to alleged racist abuse from home fans by kicking a football...
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Funny story:  Ship hits the fan in Humberside

Ship hits the fan in Humberside

A ship steaming into the Humber estuary struck a football fan as he was trying to swim across the river on Saturday. Todd Zarus (41), a life-long Hull City supporter, was aiming to watch the Tigers play against Scunthorpe United. "I'd just mis...
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Funny story:  Ed Millibond admits he made a "Boo Boo"

Ed Millibond admits he made a "Boo Boo"

David Millibond admitted yesterday that he had got immigration totally wrong. In a frank admission the Minister described how he had allowed thousands of illegal immigrants into the country. "I should not have advertised my birthday party on Faceb...
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Funny story:  Sex starved English soccer wives buy Italian sexy underwear!

Sex starved English soccer wives buy Italian sexy underwear!

While English men are downing their pints, talking footy non-stop and looking forward to the quarter final against Italy, their wives are bored and starved of sex! Many attempts to attract their men into bed and make them jealous have failed inclu...
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Funny story:  Ukrainian prostitutes go on strike; too much coitus interruptus during sex with footy fans!

Ukrainian prostitutes go on strike; too much coitus interruptus during sex with footy fans!

Ukrainian prostitutes have been pretty busy during the Euro 2012, but now they have decided to strike until it is all over. The reason why they are striking is because footy fans visiting the local bordellos in the Ukraine are too busy watching the g...
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Funny story:  QPR fly fans to the Algarve for mid-season break.

QPR fly fans to the Algarve for mid-season break.

QPR have flown all of their fans to the Algarve for a week's holiday as they seek to make the most of a two-week break in fixtures. With no match this saturday, the club are using the opportunity to give 15,000 exhausted supporters a mid-season br...
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Funny story:  Pitch Invasion Thug Banned

Pitch Invasion Thug Banned

A Thug who ran on to the Anfield pitch and threatened a goalkeeper in front of TV cameras has been banned from all football matches. Cat Anfield Cat aged 3, ran on to the Anfield pitch during Liverpool's Premier League tie with Tottenham Hotspur o...
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Funny story:  Liverpool FC's Luis Suarez waves goodbye to his fans with his middle finger!

Liverpool FC's Luis Suarez waves goodbye to his fans with his middle finger!

Liverpool's jubilant Luis Suarez left the pitch last night at Craven Cottage waving to his fans with his middle finger stuck in the air. The gesture was totally misunderstood by the FA, and now they are reviewing his very friendly gesture. Why? Luis is a terrific loser, once upon a time whilst playing for Ajax in Holland he gave an opponent a love bite on the neck because he was so overjoyed at...
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Funny story:  FIFA want to introduce politically correct chants

FIFA want to introduce politically correct chants

Keen to show he is as Politically Correct as the head of any other organisation, FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, has asked that supporters associations for football clubs across the UK to adopt politically correct chants. "We wish to cut out the swe...
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Funny story:  West Ham Chanting Praised By Music Expert

West Ham Chanting Praised By Music Expert

The singing of West Ham fans during their nPower Championship football match against Nottingham Forest today has been praised by a top music expert. Hammers fans were in fine voice at Forest's City Ground as they watched their team take a 3-0 lead...
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Funny story:  "Looney" Man Utd fan watches Liverpool training in a Utd shirt and Rooney twittters, "he's a legend!"

"Looney" Man Utd fan watches Liverpool training in a Utd shirt and Rooney twittters, "he's a legend!"

A slightly distorted and rather "Looney" Rooney fan actually had the balls to turn up at Liverpool's training ground wearing a Man Utd shirt and guess who's name was written on his back? Rooney! The Man Utd fan had just spent 6 weeks locked up in...
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Funny story:  Premiership League football players have new group of fans - TAGs wanting to be papped

Premiership League football players have new group of fans - TAGs wanting to be papped

A female reporter from The Daily Tacky reported today about a new group of female fans following the Premiership League football players. The group is calling themselves TAGs, or Tarts And Girlfriends. This group is in no-way attached to the WAGs...
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Funny story:  Man Utd Face Major Fan Revolt

Man Utd Face Major Fan Revolt

Premiership title holders are facing a major crisis as the club starts preparing for the new season. In the wake of the allegations about Ryan Giggs' personal life, thousands of disillusioned middle age women are threatening to dump the club after...
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Funny story:  Dundee United Fans Help Out Club

Dundee United Fans Help Out Club

Dundee United fans have volunteered to do work at their ground in an attempt to save the club money. The Tangerine supporters have followed the lead from their rivals across the road - Dundee , who only recently came out of their second period of...
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