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Funny story: AFC Bournemouth Rule Out Complacency Ahead Of Crucial Last Game

AFC Bournemouth Rule Out Complacency Ahead Of Crucial Last Game

AFC Bournemouth, the little-known Southcoast football club that has its name quirkily back-to-front, have ruled out complacency in their final match, as they hover on the verge of promotion to the Premier League for the first time in their 116-year h...
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Funny story: Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!

Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!

The build up to this massive game is reaching 'white hot' as the tabloids pull out all the punches to sell their filthy newspapers, in fact any sensible football fan in Europe could or would never understand the mass hysteria surrounding this game of...
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Funny story: Farage to kick out Foreigners of National Game

Farage to kick out Foreigners of National Game

UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, went public today with his immigration spearhead, 'Boot out the Soccer Wetbacks'. Wetbacks is derogatory slang for illegal Mexican immigrants who attempted crossing the Rio Grande river into the US which originated from...
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Funny story: Man United employ secret weapon - a Llama

Man United employ secret weapon - a Llama

Louis van Gaal, much troubled Manchester United, double Dutch manager, has resorted to a drastic method of getting his lame (not Llama, not yet) team playing exciting football again. Although United are winning many games, LVG, just does not seem...
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Funny story: Italians racist? Never, ask Signori Sacchi!

Italians racist? Never, ask Signori Sacchi!

Prominent, ex-international soccer coach, Arrigo Sacchi claims there are too many black players in Italian soccer and this fact is undermining the true identity of Italy who generally are a bunch of racist morons, but do not like admitting it. They p...
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Funny story: Rooney Reveals Spring Fashion Wig

Rooney Reveals Spring Fashion Wig

Breaking news just in from Manchester Uniteds' Carrington training headquarters ahead of their FA cup clash with Lancashire rivals Preston North End.Star striker and England captain Wayne Rooney has revealed his spring edition hairpiece which he will...
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Funny story: Arsene Wenger defends Arsenal's proud principle of "losing"

Arsene Wenger defends Arsenal's proud principle of "losing"

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger took offence during yesterdays press conference after the loss to Stoke City in the Premier League, when a journalist criticised the club for losing the match 3-2. The French manager took issue with the journalist talki...
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Funny story: Christmas Puddings to be used in Seasonal Training

Christmas Puddings to be used in Seasonal Training

Manchester United, Liverpool, and Glasgow Celtic are to test- drive Christmas Puds instead of a leather ball, in December Training Sessions. Apart from the obvious festive aspect, the soft texture of the cooked sphere, will challenge...
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Funny story: The Secret England Footballer's Diary: Euro 2016 and Scotland

The Secret England Footballer's Diary: Euro 2016 and Scotland

Bench warmer. Fringe player. That's what the papers have been calling me ever since the debacle of our World Cup misadventure and I've got to admit it's true. Roy hasn't even had me in the squad for the matches against the Swiss cheese makers and th...
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Funny story: ISIS Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi holds secret meeting in Mosul to consider new avenues on to the world stage

ISIS Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi holds secret meeting in Mosul to consider new avenues on to the world stage

In a stunning development that bodes well for world peace as we approach this Christmas time, world famous football team Manchester United has revealed a recruiting drive aimed at Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, head of ISIS. A representative of Manchester...
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Funny story: West Ham Too Much For My Dodgy Heart

West Ham Too Much For My Dodgy Heart

Allardyce has been warned before - the displays recently of the Irons have been endangering the health of the team's fan base. Proof of this was when I was rushed to Hospital minutes before the game against Manchester City. It was not until I had...
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Funny story: A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets

A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets

Since joining Twitter the former football player and now commentator Michael Owen has shared his insights into life. Find below some of the nuggets of interest- It's Friday night! Think I might treat myself to a glass of water - I deserve it Good to see out of some of the football matches played today, several of them had winners. Football on later. Hopefully we'll see plenty of ball kic...
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Funny story: Premier League Deny Writing Own Scripts

Premier League Deny Writing Own Scripts

English Premier League Chief Executive Richard Scudamore has came out today to strongly deny claims that the organisation have been employing Hollywood directors to script the outcome of matches. Following yesterday's incredible drama where Chelse...
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Funny story: What's Up With West Ham?

What's Up With West Ham?

As a Hammers fan of many years - back to the greats of Booby Moore, Trevor Brooking among many others I am indeed shocked by the display against Liverpool on Saturday. Where was the boredom? I felt lost without it, like taking my clothes away. Are...
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Funny story: Man Unsure What Pillocks to Watch Debating

Man Unsure What Pillocks to Watch Debating

A man from somewhere was this morning weighing up the possibility of watching one of two vitally important and serious debates scheduled for our beloved televisual delights tonight. One of these debates centres around the impending cataclysmic or...
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Funny story: Billy Crystal to be named new Palace Manager

Billy Crystal to be named new Palace Manager

Legendary American funnyman actor Billy Crystal is sensationally set to become the new boss of Premier League club Crystal Palace. It is believed the club wish to retain the recent tradition of loose symmetry between managers name and the club nam...
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Funny story: David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

One year on and we take a look back at David Moyes time as manager of Manchester United July 1st - Fails to recognise Wayne Rooney on first day at job. Despite managing him at Everton. Rooney never properly forgives him. July 18th - Moyes sugge...
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Funny story: Manchester United: New Season, New Challenges

Manchester United: New Season, New Challenges

Everyone is waiting to see how Man Utd perform this season under new management following last seasons horrific performances. What will be his new line up? Who else will he buy? And the most important of all questions surrounding this mammoth club...
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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