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Funny story:  Sunderland Finally Concede That They Are Unlikely To Win Premiership This Year

Sunderland Finally Concede That They Are Unlikely To Win Premiership This Year

Sunderland manager Gus Poyet says "It would be a miracle" if his side were to win the Premiership Title this season and has conceded that barring either a miracle or a mathematical impossibility his side are unlikely to be crowned champions. "I th...
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Funny story:  Fulham To Change Name To QPR

Fulham To Change Name To QPR

Struggling English Premier League club Fulham have announced that they are to change their name to Queen's Park Rangers. The move was initially greeted with hostility by both supporters until it was explained to them that it meant QPR would be relega...
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Funny story:  World Cup 2014 News  Algérie

World Cup 2014 News Algérie

The World Cup is coming! And everyone in Algérie is excited on tenterhooks! The World Cup is played every four years and it is in a different country every time. This year it is in Brazil which is the best team and they will win - but not if the A...
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Funny story:  Confused Manchester United fan has latest result explained to him

Confused Manchester United fan has latest result explained to him

Self-proclaimed "Red Devils nut" Simon Bobaganush was left in need of an explanation from fellow fans following Manchester United's defeat to derby rivals Manchester City 3-0 on Tuesday night. Simon had asked other football fans in his local pub to e...
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Funny story:  Chicharito Reveals That He and Cheryl Cole Have Split

Chicharito Reveals That He and Cheryl Cole Have Split

GUADALAJARA, Mexico - Noted Manchester United Red Devils soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar was visiting his relatives in Mexico when he was asked about the rumor that he had dumped British girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Chicharito informed Laguna V...
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Funny story:  David Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Ferguson

David Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Ferguson

A medical examination by healthcare workers at Old Trafford has revealed that Manchester United manager David Moyes is now 'older' than former boss Sir Alex Ferguson. Moyes, who took control over the Reds in July 2013, was 50 years old at the time...
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Funny story:  The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 4, Denmark "friendly"

The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 4, Denmark "friendly"

Bloody Daniel Agger. I wanted to get on that pitch and kick him in the nuts after what he did to our little Jack. I was out of my seat seething and shouting at the bastard. Yes okay, so maybe I was on the bench, but we can't all be in the team and...
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Funny story:  WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

Rumours have circulated over the last week that Professional Wrestling company owner Vince McMahon has been enquiring about the possibility of buying English football team Newcastle United FC. However, the WWE Chairman has made a series of proposals about how to change the game to make it connect more with the professional wrestling audience. 1.) Newcastle United will rename themselves "The...
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Funny story:  Arsenal to make sensational 50-million-pound bid for David Lucas

Arsenal to make sensational 50-million-pound bid for David Lucas

Arsene Wenger is said to be keen to dip into his summer transfer war chest to bring experience to the goalkeeping department, after admitting in a recent press conference that his current 1st choice keeper is too inexperienced for the premier league.
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Funny story:  10 Year Old boy releases his 23-man England squad for World Cup

10 Year Old boy releases his 23-man England squad for World Cup

Sammy Caruthers of Guildford announced yesterday his own provisional 23 man England football squad for the World Cup 2014 in Brazil this June. Sammy, who goes to school at St Margarets Church of England primary, said that changes could be made l...
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Funny story:  The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 3 Roy's Scouting Trip

The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 3 Roy's Scouting Trip

Did you see it? Did you bloody see it? He looked like he was on holiday in Southend not visiting a building site in Manaus. No style, stupid 99p Store shades, long sleeve shirt, all buttoned up and I bet he was wearing flannels and a vest. I suppo...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole was in New York City filming a television commercial for Jose Cuervo Tequila. The British singer was asked how things were going with her and her boyfriend, Manchester United soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar bett...
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Funny story:  Google Presents the Google "Googlie"

Google Presents the Google "Googlie"

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA - Google CEO, Larry Page, announced today that their newest spin-off product, the Google "Googlie", will be in U.S. stores as soon as May. Page reported that Babies "R" Us and Just 4 Kidz will feature the new product i...
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Funny story:  UKIP suggest quota on number Glaswegian football managers in England

UKIP suggest quota on number Glaswegian football managers in England

The UKIP has suggested limiting the number of managers from Scotland's First City that are allowed at English football clubs. A spokesman said 'I'm no racist, I had a poster of Bill Shankly on my wall when I was growing up, but enough is enough.
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Funny story:  Football fans responsible for dirty dishes

Football fans responsible for dirty dishes

Bad news if you do not have a dishwasher and like eating your food using clean cutlery and sparkling plates. West Ham fans, including Ray Winstone, Danny Dyer and some movie person who once saw them on the TV have exhausted the UK's supply of fairy l...
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Funny story:  Extreme Swiss Neutrality

Extreme Swiss Neutrality

Swiss neutrality at its most extreme - Scottish Second Division sides East Fife and Stranraer F.C. met at Bayview Stadium yesterday and experienced surely the most bizarre events ever to take place in sport. Eleven minutes into the game, referee J...
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Funny story:  Chicharito Asked About Cheryl Cole's Baby Bump

Chicharito Asked About Cheryl Cole's Baby Bump

NEW YORK CITY - British soccer star Chicharito flew into the Big Apple to have some photos taken for an upcoming poster. The Manchester United player, whose real name is Javier Hernández Balcázar, was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Ga...
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Funny story:  The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...

The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...

Old Trafford, Manchester: Like the Politburo standing high above, the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again... Manchester United all in name, keep losing. It has been reported that the 'Phantom Raspberry Blowe...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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