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Funny story: Manchester City pay man £50m a year to remove pizza from Joe Hart's diet

Manchester City pay man £50m a year to remove pizza from Joe Hart's diet

Pep has been in place for a few weeks now and City's head honcho has managed to work out exactly why the team under achieved last season. Pizza. Yes, you can assume that City will not be announcing Pizza Express as their official Pizza Partner...
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Funny story: Big Sam's Exciting New Plan for England

Big Sam's Exciting New Plan for England

Sam Allardyce, England's new football manager has launched his exciting new plan for England's football team exclusively in a discussion with our intrepid sports journalist John Wright. Allardyce promised a change from Hodgson's 'diet of stodge' d...
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Funny story: Allardyce Names Squad For 2018 World Cup Embarrassment

Allardyce Names Squad For 2018 World Cup Embarrassment

Sam Allardyce has named his 23 man squad for the 2018 FIFA World Cup with Paul Gasgoine in alongside Kenny Sansom while Bobby Charlton and Gordon Banks miss out along with the late Stanley Matthews. Gasgoine impressed during Euro '96 scoring again...
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Funny story: Transfer speculation Part one

Transfer speculation Part one

The transfer silly season is now in full swing with millions of pounds being thrown at players who barely know how play the offside trap and who think "man on" is a homophobic slur. In a effort to cut through the lies and deceit in these the most...
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Funny story: All Quiet On The England Front

All Quiet On The England Front

After England's failure in the Everyone Got A Invite (Except Scotland) Championships the inevitable inquest into what went wrong began. Back and to the Left news believes that we scored less goals than the opposition and that's what went wrong. Then...
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Funny story: Highly Trained Attack Moths Fail to Prevent UEFA Upset Victory by Portugal

Highly Trained Attack Moths Fail to Prevent UEFA Upset Victory by Portugal

Despite France's attempts to use trained attack moths to increase their advantage against the underdog Portugal in the 2016 UEFA Euro Final, Portugal stole a surprising 1-0 victory against all odds. It has been speculated that the move to employ the...
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Funny story: England supporters apply for Welsh passports to stay in Europe

England supporters apply for Welsh passports to stay in Europe

Following Wales' incredible 3-1 victory over Belgium in the Euros, the Welsh Assembly has apparently received thousands of new passport applications from England supporters who desperately want to remain in Europe. One such fan, Brian Jones, told...
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Funny story: Forward passing banned by FIFA

Forward passing banned by FIFA

They've gone ahead and done it. After fewer and fewer examples of the ball actually being kicked up the pitch towards the opponent's goal in the latest Euro 2016 Championships, FIFA have taken the bull by the horns and banned all forward passing...
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Funny story: Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

There was fury last night when it emerged that England's entire Euro 16 squad (with the exception of Jack Wilshere) have been refused Personal Independence Payment (PIP). Manager Roy Hodgson resigned in disgust, with a close friend claiming, "Roy...
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Funny story: English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016

English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016

Following substantial unrest in Marseille and Lille, the scourge of English football hooliganism has reared its ugly head again in the city of Arras, Pas De Calais. The unsavoury incident occurred at approximately 11:15am in the central Leader Pri...
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Funny story: Icelandic Vikings invade English rights to rule the waves and win hands down!

Icelandic Vikings invade English rights to rule the waves and win hands down!

England, a long, long time ago ruled the waves! Pillaged, raped and robbed the riches of others and built an Empire upon those riches! Only the Vikings from Northern Europe managed to withstand these attacks and after last night's invasion they prove...
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Funny story: Cameron offered Arsenal manager's job!

Cameron offered Arsenal manager's job!

Ex-UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has been offered to take over the reigns at Arsenal FC and replace their present French manager, and perennial loser, Arsene Wenger! Arsenal, used to imploding season after season under Wenger's rule, find Came...
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Funny story: Celebrity Footballers plan strike in protest at the ridiculously low pay they are expected to live on

Celebrity Footballers plan strike in protest at the ridiculously low pay they are expected to live on

A number of famous footballers, including the likes of David Beckham, Michael Owen, Frank Spencer and his wife Betty Spencer, etc, etc are planning to go on strike next week, as a protest mark at the ridiculously low pay they are expected to kick bal...
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Funny story: Englands football team to face Euro 2016 ban if the UK votes to leave EU.

Englands football team to face Euro 2016 ban if the UK votes to leave EU.

England's hope of winning the Euro 2016 football championships were thrown into turmoil last night after it emerged that French and German UEFA officials were poised to file a legal petition suspending England from the competition if Britain votes to...
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Funny story: Hodgson Names Gazza In England Squad.

Hodgson Names Gazza In England Squad.

England manager Sir Woy of Hodgson has sprung a surprise by naming cheeky prankster and perennial drunkard Paul Gascoigne, lanky nineties no-hoper Carlton Palmer and long-dead legend of the game Sir Stanley Matthews in his final squad for Euro 2016.
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Funny story: West Ham in Europe Sensation Predicted

West Ham in Europe Sensation Predicted

The final matches of the season for the Premier League this weekend have been seen by several mystics and they have been contacting Spoof Football reporter John Westam. They forsee an astonishing end to the season with West Ham ending the season i...
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Funny story: Argentinian Beard 1 vs Spanish beard 0

Argentinian Beard 1 vs Spanish beard 0

Beard lovers worldwide were glued to the Atletico Madrid vs Bayern Munich Champions League semi-final this evening, where Diego Simeone went head-to-head (or chin-to-chin) with Pep Guardiola in the most anticipated beard-off since the creation of Ami...
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Funny story: We can dance in France, says Hodgson

We can dance in France, says Hodgson

As the Football Euro 2016 Championship in France approaches, team managers have not only been scratching their heads wondering how to win a match, but also how to intimidate the opposing team just before kick-off. Roy Hodgson, the England manager,...
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