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Funny story:  The San Francisco 49ers Tried To Trade Coach Jim Harbaugh To The Cleveland Browns

The San Francisco 49ers Tried To Trade Coach Jim Harbaugh To The Cleveland Browns

SAN FRANCISCO - Word coming out of 49ersLand is that the team's General Manager Trent Baalke was hoping to trade Coach Jim Harbaugh to the Cleveand Browns. He pointed out that he just got tired of having to argue with Jimmy about every little thin...
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Funny story:  Uncertainty as NFL Considers Team Name Changes

Uncertainty as NFL Considers Team Name Changes

Canton, Ohio (STT News) - News has been rife with reports of the Washington Redskins changing their franchise moniker due to negativity assumed by so many on the name. But it isn't just DC under the gun. While the league is carefully trying to kee...
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Funny story:  Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes

Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes

In a dramatic role reversal, an openly gay athlete, Michael Sam, who is getting ready to enter the 2014 NFL draft, has decided to protest against openly straight athletes. Sams made national headlines last month with his decision to come out publicl...
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Funny story:  In Surprise Move, John Elway Drafts Himself as the New Broncos Quarterback

In Surprise Move, John Elway Drafts Himself as the New Broncos Quarterback

DENVER, COLORADO - John Elway, Vice President of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has decided to draft himself as the team's new quarterback. Elway, who started a record five Super Bowls and won two during his earlier career in the 80...
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Funny story:  John Elway High in Mile High Stadium

John Elway High in Mile High Stadium

Two mornings before yesterday's Super Bowel, on a special edition of MSNBC News. in Mile High Stadium in Denver, legendary Broncos quarterback-and current executive VP of football operations for the Denver Broncos-John Elway explained that he's a Rep...
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Funny story:  Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

KABUL, Afghanistan - The government of Afghanistan has just announced that it has decided that it will not be broadcasting this year's Super Bowl game. A representative for the country stated that it was decided to black out the football game betw...
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Funny story:  The Ultimate Fantasy Football-  Had The Packers Played The Seahawks For The 2014 Super Bowl.

The Ultimate Fantasy Football- Had The Packers Played The Seahawks For The 2014 Super Bowl.

Far beyond the reaches of normal men's consciousnesses there exists a part of the etheric worlds where what could have been still can be. All events as remembered by the minds of men are not held fast in memories lock, but are fluid and flexible, and not confined to history's limiting pages. All the conditions that led to so many 'historical' events, be they political, military, or even that m...
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Funny story:  Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - The Denver Broncos will host the New England Patriots in the American Football Conference Championship Game. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno talked with Peyton Manning and asked him if he will do anything different to prepare...
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Funny story:  The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle

The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle

SEATTLE - There is a saying up in the Northwest that Seattle and rain go together like Kirstie Alley and Hostess Twinkies. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke to Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson at a local Barbed Wire...
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Funny story:  NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII

NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII

New York - American football fans can expect to experience a kinder and gentler Super Bowl on February 2. The NFL Commissioner's Office has developed 10 "super" rules designed to make the world championship game "safer yet more exciting than ever.
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Funny story:  The San Diego Chargers Defeat The Cincinnati Bengals and Will Now Meet The Denver Broncos

The San Diego Chargers Defeat The Cincinnati Bengals and Will Now Meet The Denver Broncos

CINCINNATI - Paul Brown Stadium was not a happy place after the final gun sounded and the home town Cincinnati Bengals fell to the San Diego Chargers 27-10. Many Bengals fans sadly commented that the stadium kind of resembled a bakery shop with fo...
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Funny story:  The Philadelphia Eagles Shot Down By The New Orleans Saints

The Philadelphia Eagles Shot Down By The New Orleans Saints

PHILADELPHIA - The Eagles of Philadelphia hovered around their home stadium, Lincoln Financial Field, but in the end they lost the game in the final seconds on a Saint's field goal. The Drew Brees-led Saints beat the Eagles 26-24 in an NFL Wild Ca...
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Funny story:  The Indianapolis Colts Edge Out The Kansas City Chiefs In A High-Scoring Shoot-Out

The Indianapolis Colts Edge Out The Kansas City Chiefs In A High-Scoring Shoot-Out

INDIANAPOLIS - The Kansas City Chiefs rode into Indianapolis and got into an old-fashioned slugfest with the home town Colts. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine said that for most of the game it looked as if the Chiefs victory medicin...
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Funny story:  Minnesota Vikings Special Teams Coordinator Mike Priefer Denies That He Is Anti-Gay

Minnesota Vikings Special Teams Coordinator Mike Priefer Denies That He Is Anti-Gay

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - Vikings special teams coordinator Mike Priefer says that he does not like to see guys skipping or prancing around but he wants it known that he is not homophobic. Priefer was accused by ex-Vikings punter Chris Kluwe of cal...
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Funny story:  The Saints Go Marching Into The Playoffs As New Orleans Soundly Defeats The Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42-17

The Saints Go Marching Into The Playoffs As New Orleans Soundly Defeats The Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42-17

NEW ORLEANS - The weather inside The Mercedes-Benz Superdome was perfect and so was the outcome of the game as the hometown Saints marched their way into the NFL playoffs. The Saints beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42-17 and will now play the Philad...
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Funny story:  Aaron Rodgers Returns And Leads The Green Bay Packers Past The Chicago Bears And Into The NFL Playoffs

Aaron Rodgers Returns And Leads The Green Bay Packers Past The Chicago Bears And Into The NFL Playoffs

CHICAGO - Quarterback Aaron Rodgers returned to the Green Bay Packers after missing 8 games due to a broken clavicle as well as a bruised right ear lobe. Green Bay's #12 managed to lead his team into the NFL playoffs by defeating the Chicago Bears...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady: I May Be Greatest Quarterback Ever

Tom Brady: I May Be Greatest Quarterback Ever

In a modest statement from Tom Brady, he says he may well be the greatest ever at his NFL position. Most people think Brady is still upset at being fined $10,000 for kicking a Baltimore Ravens player. "These guys go beyond trying to defeat you...
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Funny story:  The Arizona Cardinals Upset The Seattle Seahawks 17-10

The Arizona Cardinals Upset The Seattle Seahawks 17-10

SEATTLE - The crowd at CenturyLink Field in Seattle was not a happy one as the final seconds tipped off and their Seattle Seahawks lost to the Arizona Cardinals 17-10. The Seahawks record now stands at 12-3, but as Seattle wide receiver Golden Tat...
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