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Funny story: Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House

Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House

Washington, DC Trump went on Twitter and non-Twitter tirades Monday as he criticized everybody in the NFL, as well as anyone who watches the NFL, for players like Stephen Curry speculating on whether they want to even go to the White House, since it...
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Funny story: Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

To absolutely no one's surprise Jay Cutler didn't spend one day inside a press booth. Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis both expressed their relief in not having to speak to Cutler in the press booth. "Have you ever heard the guy talk?" Burkhardt...
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Funny story: O.J. Simpson Wants to Return to Playing Football When Released From Prison

O.J. Simpson Wants to Return to Playing Football When Released From Prison

Lovelock, NV O.J. Simpson, Heisman Trophy winner and double murderer, said he wants to return to football and add to some of his running back statistics. "I know I've screwed up a lot and so that's why I think it would be good for me to get back t...
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Funny story: Peyton Manning caught in the act

Peyton Manning caught in the act

Peyton Manning walked into the bar I was at and took a seat on the stool right next to me. I must admit I was a little bit nervous having a famous athlete sitting so close. Minding my own business and trying not to act like a gushing fan, all of...
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Funny story: "Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa

"Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa

Tampa, Fl - "Sudden Death Nursing Home" opened today and is admitting new residents. The owner is very excited to promote the first known sports-themed nursing home. Owner Mort Fast tweeted, "We love our new name, not Sunset or October. For...
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Funny story: Neurologist: Cam Newton has damaged Haberdashery cortex

Neurologist: Cam Newton has damaged Haberdashery cortex

Dr. Ralph Beekman, department head of Admiral university's famed Brain trauma institute is also a season ticket holder to the Carolins Panthers. In his expert opinion Cam Newton "has sustained an unusually high number of semi-concussions this year t...
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Funny story: Flute & Marino: Friends Forever

Flute & Marino: Friends Forever

First they were friends on the football field, then they were friends in the fight against autism, and now they're friends in their fight to beat each other at mini-golf. Former star quarterbacks Doug Flutie and Dan Marino have been best buds for...
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Funny story: Referee throws key block in Packers victory

Referee throws key block in Packers victory

Referee Gordon Lamana threw a wicked game deciding block on Giants defensive back Landon Collins springing Packers wide receiver Jordi Nelson into a clear path to the end zone and the winning score in Monday night's contest. "It was not inten...
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Funny story: God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

Minneapolis, MN-Following the Minnesota Vikings recent strong start to the NFL season, The Lord himself has been seen wearing a Vikings jersey, something not reported since the 2009 season in which Brett Favre lead the team to the NFC Championship Ga...
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Funny story: Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Foxboro, MA - Management for the New England Patriots reportedly plans to terminate its superstar quarterback, Tom Brady, in the coming weeks and replace him with a team of "floating quarterbacks." The team will test a concept loosely based on "...
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Funny story: After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After getting the Bills within striking distance of their rival the New York Jets in a 37-31 shootout, Rex Ryan took appropriate action, firing Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman. "I didn't bring my loser brother in here to tank the defense, only...
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Funny story: NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

When you're paid to hit people on the job you might take that home with you, or in your car, at a bar, in a nightclub, or in a parking lot dispute. NFL players are spoiled, they feel entitled. They believe they're outside the rules and that even i...
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Funny story: San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

The Department of Defense has spent at least $6 million to many NFL teams in exchange for their various salutes to service people and involvement in other military promotions at games. It is part of a recruitment process the War Department says.
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Funny story: College Football Teams Should Go Semi-Pro

College Football Teams Should Go Semi-Pro

AP --At Texas A&M, the football coach made close to $4.5 million in 2015, nearly four times what the second highest-earning public university president in the country made. At Penn State, where the president is the highest paid among all public...
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Funny story: Gun Law Powers Trump University to National Debate Championship

Gun Law Powers Trump University to National Debate Championship

Trump University (TU) celebrated its first national debate championship thanks in large part to the recent open gun carry law passed by the Texas legislature and signed by the Governor. Using their right to carry guns into school events and on campu...
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Funny story: Boy comes out as straight at high school assembly

Boy comes out as straight at high school assembly

It was an end of the year assembly to honor the athletes at Jack Dempsey High School. The Stogton Village, New York school was just about to wrap up its ceremonies when Senior Terry Freely took the stage to accept his team spirit award. Terry...
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Funny story: We want our Super Bowl "L": Roman numeral fans demand

We want our Super Bowl "L": Roman numeral fans demand

New York - After 49 years of identifying its Super Bowl events with Roman numerals, the NFL has switched to modern numbering for Super Bowl 50. But the antique counting system is not going down without a fight. A group of accountants and a qu...
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Funny story: Man selflessly prioritizes supporting NFL team over his own well-being

Man selflessly prioritizes supporting NFL team over his own well-being

Donning his lucky team jersey and some disheveled levi jeans, local man Stan Malone sits anxiously on his stadium seat completely absorbed in the NFL game. Casting aside all other activities and plans that could improve his life, Stan nervously wa...
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