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Funny story:  Ireland to declare war on France
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Ireland to declare war on France

The Irish Government is today,EU rules permitting,expected to declare war on France.It will be a wildly popular move amongst a financially, emotionally and psychologically traumatized Irish people. The road to war has been inevitable since Wednesd...
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Thief'ry Hand'ry: "France 'accidently' qualified for the 2010 World Cup Finals!"

Stade De France: France 1-1 Rep. of Ireland. Thief'ry Hand'ry handles the ball twice before laying the ball off to William Gallas to put into the net, and give France an all important match equaliser and aggregate lead minutes from the end of extra-...
Funny story:  Irish ask FA and SFA for invasion replay
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Irish ask FA and SFA for invasion replay

The Irish today asked the FA and SFA for a replay of their invasion and settlement by English and Scottish incomers that culminated in the total defeat of Ireland in the early 1600s. Ireland had never been a single nation until it was colonised by...
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Cheating, bent, corrupt French slither through, the HAND certainly not of Mon Dieu!

The brave, fighting, bulldog Irish nearly stuffed the French Football team yesterday, only an act of pure corruption allowed the "Froggies" to hop through! The whole world saw it, only the blind, stupid, bought Ref didn't! Who wants the Irish w...
Funny story:  Wayne Rooney Plastic Surgery Plan Hits Snag
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Wayne Rooney Plastic Surgery Plan Hits Snag

There was consternation at Old Trafford this afternoon when officials there reported that the facial plastic surgery planned for Manchester United and England forward and new daddy, Wayne Rooney, had already "encountered difficulties". Apparently,...
Funny story:  Wayne Rooney To Have Muzzle Fitted
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Wayne Rooney To Have Muzzle Fitted

News just in from Old Trafford is that Manchester United and Englad forward Wayne Rooney is to attempt to curb his enthusiasm for criticising anything that moves, by having a muzzle fitted. Rooney is to be penalised by the FA for making comments t...

Funny story:  Wayne Rooney Baby To Be Known As "Erm"
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Wayne Rooney Baby To Be Known As "Erm"

Manchester United and Engand dolt Wayne Rooney and his wife Coleen celebrated the birth of their first child recently, and have announced that, though the baby boy has been named Kai (laughs), he will most likely be known around the house as "Erm".
Funny story:  Minute's silence held at Anfield today for the death of Sarah MacNamara's budgie
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Minute's silence held at Anfield today for the death of Sarah MacNamara's budgie

As no football matches are now played in Britain without a minute's silence being held before them, for the death of somebody or other who had no connection with the matches or clubs involved in those matches, today a silence in memory of the tragic...

Funny story:  Brazil 0 England 1, Kaka crossed his chest in vain and God fell asleep!
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Brazil 0 England 1, Kaka crossed his chest in vain and God fell asleep!

Brazilian and English superstar footballers put on a show and millions of bored, more bored, very bored fans all fell asleep! Capellos decimated team playing at half pace in the searing heat of Daho failed to beat the Brazilian cracks and to be pe...
Funny story:  Rival Football Fans At A Loss To Explain Hatred Of Eachother
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Rival Football Fans At A Loss To Explain Hatred Of Eachother

The footballing world was brought to a near standstill today, as rookie journalist Anthony Abdul Gonzales dared ask a question that is seldom ever talked about. Why do rival football fans hate each other? Interviewing a special panel of supporters...

Funny story:  N'Gog: I was framed
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N'Gog: I was framed

David N'Gog and Rafa Benitez have finally spoken out on last nights diving debacle against Birmingham City. Liverpool's young French foward has claimed there is a conspiracy against him. "There were 45,000 fans there, and viewers from across th...
Funny story:  Football's Offside Rule altered
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Football's Offside Rule altered

The offside rule in football, which nobody has ever fully understood no matter how many times it has been explained to them, was changed today, and first came into effect at the crucial match between Chelsea and their visitors Manchester United. P...

Funny story:  Americans change rules of football - in America
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Americans change rules of football - in America

As the people of the mightiest country in the world are hopeless at winning team sports that other countries across the world play at and win, the rules of association football in the USA were today changed to suit American men playing it. Firstly...
Funny story:  Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba
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Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Liverpool pretty boy Fernando Torres has responded to remarks made by Didier Drogba, that come May the two will be very close at the top of the scoring charts. While Torres refused to deny this, he had a wholly different system of determining who is...

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