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Funny story:  Dan Marino To Change Name After European Country Mix-up
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Dan Marino To Change Name After European Country Mix-up

Former Miami Dolphins QB Dan Marino has told reporters that he is considering changing his name after a series of embarrassing mix-ups which resulted in him becoming confused with the tiny landlocked European country of San Marino. Marino (Dan) to...
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Dallas Cowboys Lose: Tony Romo Says He Wants Jessica Simpson Back

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo sat in the Cowboys locker room disheartened, dejected, and depressed after their lackluster effort (showing) in their 17-7 loss to the Green Bay Packers who were 4 and 4 coming into the game...
Funny story:  The Bud Adams $250,000 Tennessee Titan Bird Flip
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The Bud Adams $250,000 Tennessee Titan Bird Flip

NASHVILLE - Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams is minus $250,000 after the NFL fined him for his childish bird flip during the Tennessee Titans - Buffalo Bills game. The two handed finger shooting occured as Adams' Tennessee Titans were soundly trou...
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The New $1.15 Billion Dallas Cowboy Stadium To Be Torn Down Due To A Flaw In The Urinals

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones reported that he has just been informed by the president of the construction company that built his new state-of-the-art $1.15 billion stadium that it will probably have to be torn down. Ian Poundsworth, C...
Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars: The Samurai, Mark Dacascos and The Cowboy, Michael Irvin Are Booted Out
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Dancing With The Stars: The Samurai, Mark Dacascos and The Cowboy, Michael Irvin Are Booted Out

HOLLYWOOD - The M and M boys, Mark and Michael were both eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. Iron Chef Mark Dacascos and ex-Dallas Cowboy Receiver Michael Irvin were both sent packing in a double elimination edition of DWTS. Samurai Mark sa...
Funny story:  Colts Center Tells Manning To Go Screw Himself
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Colts Center Tells Manning To Go Screw Himself

The Indianapolis Colt's Center, Geoff Sunday, has told quarterback Peyton Manning to quit screwing around back there and call the play, already. "He calls the play, we get lined up and the next thing I know he's shouting numbers and messages all o...

Funny story:  Tony Romo Told To Wear His Baseball Cap Right
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Tony Romo Told To Wear His Baseball Cap Right

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, has told his star quarterback Tony Romo that he does not want to see him on the sidelines wearing his baseball cap backwards anymore. Jones told Romo that he expects him to wear his baseball c...
Funny story:  Sports Commentator Bob Griese Suspended For His "Taco" Remark
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Sports Commentator Bob Griese Suspended For His "Taco" Remark

NEW YORK CITY - College Football Broadcaster Bob Griese has been suspended by ESPN Sports for making an out-of-line taco remark during the Great Lakes of Michigan College and Solid State University football game in Kalamazoo, Michigan. ESPN Spokes...

Funny story:  Football team signs first woman player - She can catch a football with her vagina
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Football team signs first woman player - She can catch a football with her vagina

In a city where football is football, a new twist on the game just might re-energize a franchise that has been suffering for the past decade. Today, the NFL team Miami Dolphins signed a new wide receiver to a multi million dollar contract. She's the...
Funny story:  TV Sports Analyst Bob Griese Apologizes For His "Taco" Comment
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TV Sports Analyst Bob Griese Apologizes For His "Taco" Comment

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - College Football Sports Analyst Bob Griese did the old open-mouth-insert-foot routine while he was doing the play-by-play announcing of an NCAA college football game between Great Lakes of Michigan College and Solid State Univer...

Funny story:  Jim Zorn Gives Washinton Redskin Play Calling Duties to Sherman Lewis
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Jim Zorn Gives Washinton Redskin Play Calling Duties to Sherman Lewis

Two weeks ago, Sherman Lewis was enjoying his retirement and playing bingo at a senior citizen's center. Next Sunday, he'll call the plays for the Washington Redskins. Head Coach Jim Zorn announced that "Mr. Snyder, our owner, feels that someone el...
Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Banned From Buying The St. Louis Rams
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Rush Limbaugh Banned From Buying The St. Louis Rams

ST. LOUIS - The St. Louis Morning Monitor is reporting that the NFL Board of Directors has voted to ban conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh from purchasing The St. Louis Rams. Sports Editor Baxter Swimsteen of The Morning Monitor said...

Funny story:  Limbaugh's NFL Rams  Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?
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Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

A high powered group of wealthy business men announced today that Rush Limbaugh was being dropped from the syndicate recently organized to buy the St. Louis, Rams, a financially strapped, and athletically challenged National Football League Team.
Funny story:  Houston Is Named The Top NFL Tailgaiting City In America
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Houston Is Named The Top NFL Tailgaiting City In America

HOUSTON - Reliant Stadium, home of the NFL Houston Texans has been named The #1 Tailgating City in the United States. Wade Bucknerstone, president of The American Tailgaters Council was asked exactly what factors are considered in deciding what ma...

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