Many years after the Foot and Mouth epidemic that saw thousands of cows on barbecues the length and breadth of Britain, scientists have finally isolated the source of the outbreak.
"There had been many theories as to the source," said Simon Simple...
Shortly after the Obamas' European tour where the first lady bestowed presents of her home grown vegetables on the French, the Germans and the British, an outbreak of a deadly E-Coli virus spread rapidly through the continent leading investigators to...
Zynga, the makers of popular on-line games found on social networking site Facebook have released a statement asking all Farmville users to cull all livestock on their farms.
The shocking request comes days after one Farmville user in Burton-on-Tr...
Wayne Rooney and his new wife Coleen are at the centre of a huge health scare tonight, after it was announced that the unlucky pair have tested positive for Foot & Mouth disease.
After the recent Foot & Mouth, E-Coli and Legionnaires Disease outbreaks, a new scare has this morning raised calls from health officials for a total ban on Mars Bars.
The first cases of a disease which causes people to turn to stone have been confirmed in Berkshire. Hospital staff have so far refused to comment on how the four victims may have contracted the disease, but it is believed to be caused by a mutated fo...
The laboratory in Surrey at the centre of the Foot & Mouth outbreak investigation, is being blamed for the outbreak of another potentially fatal illness, Legionnaires Disease, in the West Midlands to...
The UK foot & mouth outbreak, Spoof News can reveal, was not caused by a sewage leak from the Government-funded Pirbright Research Centre, but was spread by a cow who mistook a sample of the deadly disease for heroin.
Pirbright, Slurry - (Reterus & Ass Mess): Workers at the government's Pirbright animal rights research center have tested positive for mad cow disease.
President George Bush has said in a Whitehouse statement this morning that an outbreak of deadly Foot-And-Mouth disease has been confirmed in the United States for the first time since 1929.
Pirbright Laboratories, Slurry - (Ass mess): The Government's Chief Veterinary Officer Debby Reynolds has admitted on national TV news that she was caught on the hop by a warning from The Spoof! on 26 July this year that the UK floods would sprea...
LONDON (Defecated News) - In what can only be seen as part of his mission, Al Gore announced yesterday that he was to cure UK animals of Foot and Mouth disease.
Whitehall, SW1 - (Contagious Press): The foot and mouth outbreak started by government scientists at their US-oursourced Meriel Animal Testing Laboratory in Pirbright, Surrey may have been the result of a secret Whitehall project attempting to make C...
Surrey - (Rotters): And you all thought that lethal biological weapons' manufacture was the preserve of monsters like Saddam, or nutters operating under the convenience flag called Al-Qaeda?...
Skanda Vale, Carmarthenshire - (Karmic Press): Shambo, the sacred bull slaughtered by government officials this week after developing a rare strain of bovine TB, may have had the last, karmic laugh at his executioners.
Surrey, England - (Disater Press): The outbreak of foot and mouth disease announced yesterday has been located to a Surrey farm right next door to Heather Mills's new £3 million bijou residence.
The leader of the British Nationalist Party (BNP) has launched a scathing attack on what he calls the most "real and serious danger that British cows face".
London - (Ass Mess) The Government's COBRA emergency committee met today to contain reports that it was warned on 26 July by the satirical internet website The Spoof! about the dangers of the July floods spreading foot and mouth disease which hav...
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