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Funny story: Cabbages the source of Foot and Mouth

Cabbages the source of Foot and Mouth

Many years after the Foot and Mouth epidemic that saw thousands of cows on barbecues the length and breadth of Britain, scientists have finally isolated the source of the outbreak. "There had been many theories as to the source," said Simon Simple...
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Funny story: Investigation of Deadly Virus Now Focuses on White House Victory Garden after Obama's European Jaunt!

Investigation of Deadly Virus Now Focuses on White House Victory Garden after Obama's European Jaunt!

Shortly after the Obamas' European tour where the first lady bestowed presents of her home grown vegetables on the French, the Germans and the British, an outbreak of a deadly E-Coli virus spread rapidly through the continent leading investigators to...
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Funny story: Head, Shoulders, Foot and Mouth, Foot and Mouth.

Head, Shoulders, Foot and Mouth, Foot and Mouth.

Zynga, the makers of popular on-line games found on social networking site Facebook have released a statement asking all Farmville users to cull all livestock on their farms. The shocking request comes days after one Farmville user in Burton-on-Tr...
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Funny story: Rooneys' Honeymoon Ruined After Foot & Mouth Scare

Rooneys' Honeymoon Ruined After Foot & Mouth Scare

Wayne Rooney and his new wife Coleen are at the centre of a huge health scare tonight, after it was announced that the unlucky pair have tested positive for Foot & Mouth disease.
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Funny story: New Health Scare As Man Chokes On Mars Bar

New Health Scare As Man Chokes On Mars Bar

After the recent Foot & Mouth, E-Coli and Legionnaires Disease outbreaks, a new scare has this morning raised calls from health officials for a total ban on Mars Bars.
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Funny story: 'Stone Disease' could become pandemic

'Stone Disease' could become pandemic

The first cases of a disease which causes people to turn to stone have been confirmed in Berkshire. Hospital staff have so far refused to comment on how the four victims may have contracted the disease, but it is believed to be caused by a mutated fo...
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Funny story: Legionnaires Disease Outbreak Leaves One Dead, Others Feeling "Ropey"

Legionnaires Disease Outbreak Leaves One Dead, Others Feeling "Ropey"

The laboratory in Surrey at the centre of the Foot & Mouth outbreak investigation, is being blamed for the outbreak of another potentially fatal illness, Legionnaires Disease, in the West Midlands to...
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Funny story: Foot & Mouth Outbreak Caused By Heroin-Addicted Cow

Foot & Mouth Outbreak Caused By Heroin-Addicted Cow

The UK foot & mouth outbreak, Spoof News can reveal, was not caused by a sewage leak from the Government-funded Pirbright Research Centre, but was spread by a cow who mistook a sample of the deadly disease for heroin.
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Funny story: Pirbright lab staff 'suffering from mad cow disease'

Pirbright lab staff 'suffering from mad cow disease'

Pirbright, Slurry - (Reterus & Ass Mess): Workers at the government's Pirbright animal rights research center have tested positive for mad cow disease.
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Funny story: US Foot-And-Mouth Outbreak Confirmed

US Foot-And-Mouth Outbreak Confirmed

President George Bush has said in a Whitehouse statement this morning that an outbreak of deadly Foot-And-Mouth disease has been confirmed in the United States for the first time since 1929.
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Funny story: Chief Veterniary Officer Debby Reynolds "was just singin' in the rain"

Chief Veterniary Officer Debby Reynolds "was just singin' in the rain"

Pirbright Laboratories, Slurry - (Ass mess): The Government's Chief Veterinary Officer Debby Reynolds has admitted on national TV news that she was caught on the hop by a warning from The Spoof! on 26 July this year that the UK floods would sprea...
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Funny story: Al Gore - I Will Stop UK's Foot and Mouth Epidemic

Al Gore - I Will Stop UK's Foot and Mouth Epidemic

LONDON (Defecated News) - In what can only be seen as part of his mission, Al Gore announced yesterday that he was to cure UK animals of Foot and Mouth disease.
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Funny story: How Now Brown Cow?

How Now Brown Cow?

Whitehall, SW1 - (Contagious Press): The foot and mouth outbreak started by government scientists at their US-oursourced Meriel Animal Testing Laboratory in Pirbright, Surrey may have been the result of a secret Whitehall project attempting to make C...
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Funny story: US Vioxx pharmalab named as deadly foot & mouth toxin manufacturer

US Vioxx pharmalab named as deadly foot & mouth toxin manufacturer

Surrey - (Rotters): And you all thought that lethal biological weapons' manufacture was the preserve of monsters like Saddam, or nutters operating under the convenience flag called Al-Qaeda?...
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Funny story: Shambo the Bull has karmic last laugh as monks deride foot & mouth outbreak

Shambo the Bull has karmic last laugh as monks deride foot & mouth outbreak

Skanda Vale, Carmarthenshire - (Karmic Press): Shambo, the sacred bull slaughtered by government officials this week after developing a rare strain of bovine TB, may have had the last, karmic laugh at his executioners.
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Funny story: Foot & Mouth outbreak "in farm next door to Heather Mills new des res"

Foot & Mouth outbreak "in farm next door to Heather Mills new des res"

Surrey, England - (Disater Press): The outbreak of foot and mouth disease announced yesterday has been located to a Surrey farm right next door to Heather Mills's new £3 million bijou residence.
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Funny story: "Muslim cows" attempt to destroy British farming

"Muslim cows" attempt to destroy British farming

The leader of the British Nationalist Party (BNP) has launched a scathing attack on what he calls the most "real and serious danger that British cows face".
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Funny story: Foot & Mouth outbreak: The Spoof! warned COBRA a week ago

Foot & Mouth outbreak: The Spoof! warned COBRA a week ago

London - (Ass Mess) The Government's COBRA emergency committee met today to contain reports that it was warned on 26 July by the satirical internet website The Spoof! about the dangers of the July floods spreading foot and mouth disease which hav...
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