Unbelievably popular television journalist, Jeremy Clarkson, has - according to chiropody reports - got a verruca.
The chiropody reports, liberated from a Chipping Norton waste paper bin and painstakingly glued back together from their shredded re...
Amid reports of the strengthening U.S. Dollar, and reports of financial market adjustments proposed by Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke, the price of golf fell significantly in open trading today, forcing at least one man to be rushed to hospit...
MANHATTAN - Rex Ryan the head football coach of the NFL New York Jets was spotted in Macy's Department Store. He was asked by a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue, Gingerbread Matchaletti why he was in the store.
The Jets coach replie...
Macho foodie critic A A Gill is to open his own restaurant in the monkey enclosure at London Zoo.
Called The Funky Gibbon it will offer diners a new opportunity - to shoot their own dinner.
Guests, who will be CRB checked, and must own a firearm...
VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish.
The 19-year-old American a...
Spoof writer Buckwheatsbutt has just openly admitted to a sexual fantasy. He has a foot fetish. Buck is not into licking toes or painting toenails. Instead, he likes insteps.
In fact, the writer recently announced that he plans to kill off his...
VANCOUVER, B.C. - For the fourth time in less than a year, a right human foot has been found off one of four different islands in the Strait of Georgia in British Columbia.
It was after midnight, when I, Lt. Russell Justin, Cavalry, 4th Regiment, Duty Officer, heard clatter of many horses' hooves: so clear, so loud, so near that I thought the fort was taken by the Red Guard. Hand on my .45 pistol, I rushed out of the guardhouse in order to assess the situation. I could not believe my eyes. In the dead of the night, I saw hundreds of horses and men on-foot, neighi...
I recently had a cyber conversation with this guy who e-mailed me a picture of a hollowed out foot that he used to hide his bottle of "Who hit John?" from his wife.
Washington, D.C. - The outspoken conservative columnist, Ann Coulter, was unexpectedly rushed to the hospital early this morning when she woke up to find her foot was still stuck in her mouth and could not remove it. She was discovered in her bed thi...
Are you concerned that your colleagues may catch on to your rampant incompetence? Always paying for drinks and giving your boss foot massages will only work for so long. Using proper email etiquette is an effective way to fool coworkers into overlooking your obvious lack of skills, motivation, and proper grooming. Here are some email etiquette hints.
In the UK we used to have a measurement called The Foot. Definition - 12 inches.
Sam Shorty, a 5-foot-4 reporter (pictured here), is disgusted with his latest assignment, reporting on new research results indicating that taller people are smarter than shorter people. "That's what two Princeton researchers have found in...
Peoria, IL -
Last night city officials passed the "Ramsay Ordinance" mandating the screening of citizens as the city prepares for the quadrennial...
PLACID, Fla. -- A ghastly, 23-foot-long squid with arms more than half its total length has been captured on videotape in four different oceans in recent years.
Queen of the street Vera Duckworth stamped her foot down last night when ITV bosses offered to 'let her go' with a tidy redundancy package.
Justin 'Cuddly-Buns' Timberlake has revealed his hidden secret: he has a three-foot trousersnake. Pop star and all-round bad-boy type Justin admitted to teen magazine 'Just Hit Puberty' that he is the proud owner of a 36 Inch beast, w...
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