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Doomsday Vault opens

Funny story: Doomsday Vault opens

Norway made world news recently with the opening of a Doomsday Vault close to the North Pole to safeguard seed stocks that haven't been genetically modified.

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Pancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'

Funny story: Pancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'

Pancake Day, or Shrove Tuesday, is upon us once again, and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has this morning been speaking on the BBC to give the best advice on 'How to be a Perfect Tosser'.

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Mad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums

Funny story: Mad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums

A government investigation carried out into the causes of Mad Cow Disease or, to give it its scientific name, Meatpie Spongiform Shakeaboutabit (BSE), has concluded that steak and kidney pies consumed at football stadiums we...

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FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

Funny story: FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.

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California judge awards 11 million dollars in cockroach-yogurt case

Funny story: California judge awards 11 million dollars in cockroach-yogurt case

A federal judge in Sacramento, California has ordered Gaggot & Maggers Biological Supplies of Palo Alto to pay $11.5 million in damages and interest to a customer who found a glob of yogurt in a container of cockroaches. G&M, which distributes disse...

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FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

Funny story: FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

Washington, DC - The Food and Drug Administration today declared that cloned and other genetically modified livestock are "probably" fit for human consumption.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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