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Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread

Funny story: Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread

An Englishman living in the Cambodian city of Battambang has told how he had to go without toast for his breakfast this morning after he ran out of bread, and forgot to buy some more from the supermarket. Moys Kenwood, 54, originally from Hull in...

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North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews

Funny story: North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews

New York. In an unprecedented move, a North Korean restaurant called the Fire and Fury opened in a vacant building right next to Trump Tower last weekend to massive, hungry crowds. Some of New York's more sophisticated diners undoubtedly were dra...

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Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

Funny story: Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

A renowned UK fish restaurant has topped the AA charts after some splendid reviews claiming the place stinks! The owner, welcomed the fact that a reviewer told TripAdvisor of his experience there, and here it is: "Well, when you walk through th...

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Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

Funny story: Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

A restaurant owner in Wales has won the prestigious Chef of the Year award for 2017. It is a trophy given by the International Food Tasters And Gluttons of Paris, and is highly regarded. The winner Geoff Fork, 46, of Swansea, was surprised at the res...

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Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

Funny story: Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...

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Venezuelan prisoners eat pasta with shit!

Funny story: Venezuelan prisoners eat pasta with shit!

It seems the South American country have changed its dietary plans for inmates locked up in their revolting prisons and have introduced a surprisingly interesting menu for their guests; pasta and shit! Venezuela are not the only country where one...

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Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out

Funny story: Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out

Trucker Geoff Road, 47, thought he was a goner when his lorry crashed on a steep slope in southern France. He was transporting part of the EU butter mountain to the Mediterranean to be poured into the sea, when he crashed into a flour truck coming th...

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Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

Funny story: Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

An agitated orange lashed out at his citric brethren for attempting to distinguish themselves from oranges. Cracky McOrange has stated that he does not see any real difference between tangerines and oranges, and thinks that the separate designation...

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Trump vows to undo Michelle Obama's policies to "Make America Eat Again"

Through the majority of his campaign, Donald Trump fired up much his supporters with vows to undo many of defining policies of President Obama's administration, policies such as Obamacare, international agreements, & not jailing Hillary Clinton.

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Seagull Asks Beach-goers to Provide Nutritious Snacks

Funny story: Seagull Asks Beach-goers to Provide Nutritious Snacks

In a press conference on the shore of Piney Beach NJ Fred the Seagull stood at the podium and implored "I have called this conference to ask people to please be more careful with the food items you bring to the beach, many of us pipers, seagulls, and...

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English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016

Funny story: English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016

Following substantial unrest in Marseille and Lille, the scourge of English football hooliganism has reared its ugly head again in the city of Arras, Pas De Calais. The unsavoury incident occurred at approximately 11:15am in the central Leader Pri...

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This Election: George H. W. Bush To Vote For Tapioca Pudding - "Hooray for Twinkies!" Exclaims Former President

Funny story: This Election: George H. W. Bush To Vote For Tapioca Pudding - "Hooray for Twinkies!" Exclaims Former President

Shadow Lanes Senior Center - George Bush Senior announced today that in the Presidential election he would be voting for tapioca pudding. "I believe tapioca pudding can protect us from dust-bunny attacks." Stated Bush. "According to my magic belly...

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Salad to Rebrand Itself as Hamburger

In preparation for National Salad Month this May, less popular salad is rebranding itself as more popular hamburger. To aid in the transition, Salad has hired a marketing team to help with the rebrand. John Liberwitz, the head of Salad's mark...

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Couple In Dismay After Discovering Fancy Italian Restaurant Does Not Have Endless Garlic Bread

Local couple Rob McLaughlin and Janet Edwards are celebrating their one year anniversary at Giorgio's, a high-end italian restaurant, and have just been informed by the server there is no endless garlic bread. Rob and Janet, after being seated for...

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NC State Fair: Deep fried dog turds dipped in choclate & wrapped in bacon!

The Raleigh News & Observer is reporting today that the biggest attraction on the Food Court on opening day of the fair was: Deep fried dog turds dipped in chocolate and wrapped in bacon! The line stretched around the block as attendees waited to...

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Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

Funny story: Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

A new non-alcoholic kebab bar has opened in Bradford today specialising in vegetarian and gluten-free kebabs, although in an effort not to insult some potential customers, it won't be declared nut-free. Thought by cynics to be named after the hue...

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Employers can confiscate and keep workers' unhealthy food under government rules for lunchbox inspections

Funny story: Employers can confiscate and keep workers' unhealthy food under government rules for lunchbox inspections

Employers are free to take - and keep - any item from workers' lunchboxes if they think they are unhealthy or inappropriate, the government has said. Workers were outraged last month when it emerged their scotch eggs and a Peperami were confiscate...

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McDee's To Test New "Make-It-Yo-Damn-Self" Locations in L.A.

Funny story: McDee's To Test New "Make-It-Yo-Damn-Self" Locations in L.A.

Los Angeles, CA - In an effort to keep up with the times and not slide down the grease sewer of bankruptcy, McDonald's is rolling out implementation of their latest marketing gimmick. "We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars into this project...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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