Showing:

Funny satire stories about Food

Try another search?

Man Had One Thought On His Mind: Baked Beans

Funny story: Man Had One Thought On His Mind: Baked Beans

A man who has spent much of the last ten years of his life away from his native England, had only one thought on his mind last night: Baked Beans! The man, Moys Kenwood, 55, left the UK in 2009, and, during his time spent abroad, first in Thailand...

Read full story View 'Man Had One Thought On His Mind: Baked Beans'

Clean Up in Aisle One

Funny story: Clean Up in Aisle One

My Ami, Florida—Pubix, a Florida grocery chain, has posted signs outside its stores: no dogs allowed (unless they are trained service dogs) and no dogs allowed in or on grocery carts (even if they are trained service dogs). The problem is that the do...

Read full story View 'Clean Up in Aisle One'

Fried Egg Was Cooked Too Long For Man's Liking

Funny story: Fried Egg Was Cooked Too Long For Man's Liking

An egg that was pan-fried in sunflower oil until the yolk was a pale yellow color, which could then be "bitten and chewed", had been cooked for too long, in one man's opinion. The egg, served to Moys Kenwood, 55, by his wife as part of a sausage,...

Read full story View 'Fried Egg Was Cooked Too Long For Man's Liking'

Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

After weeks of investigation local man Lawerance Oddert, father of three, was killed in a violent shootout with police after stealing a pie that was cooling on old Miss Tennanbaums window sill. The police first started suspecting Oddert when he refus...

Read full story View 'Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout'

Too Many Cooks Spoilt Broth

Funny story: Too Many Cooks Spoilt Broth

There were concerns for the future of an ancient Scottish hotel, as well as for the safety of its staff this morning, when it was revealed that guests there had staged a violent protest after having eaten the establishment's special hotel-made soup,...

Read full story View 'Too Many Cooks Spoilt Broth'

Staple Found In Chocolate Bun

Funny story: Staple Found In Chocolate Bun

A man in Battambang who was enjoying a cup of tea after his evening meal last night was shocked to find that the bun that he was eating along with his brew contained a foreign body - a staple. Moys Kenwood, 54, was halfway through the chocolate bu...

Read full story View 'Staple Found In Chocolate Bun'

"Ptomaine Romaine" Scare Threatens Lettuce Growers Everywhere

With the E. coli outbreak that infected one variety of Arizona's lettuce crop now seemingly at an end, the Farm Bureau has urged all concerned to romaine calm. However, the fallout from the crisis has had a devastating financial impact on the entire...

Read full story View '"Ptomaine Romaine" Scare Threatens Lettuce Growers Everywhere'

Local Hospital Opens Another Shitty Food Court

Funny story: Local Hospital Opens Another Shitty Food Court

Local Hospital, Last Resort Methodist, has opened its second food court in an effort to get more patients into the hospital. “The first food court didn’t have enough disease in their food. This time, with options like McFryBird and Lard Cow, we’r...

Read full story View 'Local Hospital Opens Another Shitty Food Court'

Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

Funny story: Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

A potential diner was left disappointed and hungry last night, when the Bangkok restaurant, at which he intended to take his répast, told him they were 'out of food', leaving him speechless and dinnerless. Moys Kenwood, 51, had gone to the Big C F...

Read full story View 'Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food''

Carnivorous Weightlifter Finds a "Vegan" Diet that Works for Him

Funny story: Carnivorous Weightlifter Finds a "Vegan" Diet that Works for Him

Eight months ago, 380-pound competitive powerlifter Craig Ramey, in a quest to pack on more muscle, adopted an entirely carnivorous diet, consisting solely of meat and eggs, occasionally coupled with cheese. That, together with a rigorous steroid reg...

Read full story View 'Carnivorous Weightlifter Finds a "Vegan" Diet that Works for Him'

Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread

Funny story: Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread

An Englishman living in the Cambodian city of Battambang has told how he had to go without toast for his breakfast this morning after he ran out of bread, and forgot to buy some more from the supermarket. Moys Kenwood, 54, originally from Hull in...

Read full story View 'Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread'

North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews

Funny story: North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews

New York. In an unprecedented move, a North Korean restaurant called the Fire and Fury opened in a vacant building right next to Trump Tower last weekend to massive, hungry crowds. Some of New York's more sophisticated diners undoubtedly were dra...

Read full story View 'North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews'

Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

Funny story: Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

A renowned UK fish restaurant has topped the AA charts after some splendid reviews claiming the place stinks! The owner, welcomed the fact that a reviewer told TripAdvisor of his experience there, and here it is: "Well, when you walk through th...

Read full story View 'Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!'

Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

Funny story: Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

A restaurant owner in Wales has won the prestigious Chef of the Year award for 2017. It is a trophy given by the International Food Tasters And Gluttons of Paris, and is highly regarded. The winner Geoff Fork, 46, of Swansea, was surprised at the res...

Read full story View 'Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award'

Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

Funny story: Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...

Read full story View 'Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep'

Venezuelan prisoners eat pasta with shit!

Funny story: Venezuelan prisoners eat pasta with shit!

It seems the South American country have changed its dietary plans for inmates locked up in their revolting prisons and have introduced a surprisingly interesting menu for their guests; pasta and shit! Venezuela are not the only country where one...

Read full story View 'Venezuelan prisoners eat pasta with shit!'

Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out

Funny story: Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out

Trucker Geoff Road, 47, thought he was a goner when his lorry crashed on a steep slope in southern France. He was transporting part of the EU butter mountain to the Mediterranean to be poured into the sea, when he crashed into a flour truck coming th...

Read full story View 'Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out'

Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

Funny story: Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

An agitated orange lashed out at his citric brethren for attempting to distinguish themselves from oranges. Cracky McOrange has stated that he does not see any real difference between tangerines and oranges, and thinks that the separate designation...

Read full story View 'Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges'

Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
53 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more