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Funny story:  New Squirrel Crust & Moose Meat Pizza Outrages and Intrigues

New Squirrel Crust & Moose Meat Pizza Outrages and Intrigues

Dominik's Pizza has announced that it has launched a new specialty pizza with a squirrel-based crust, a move that has many mouths watering and animal activists frothing. The Rocket J. Squirrel Specialty Pizza is available to customers today at the...
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Funny story:  Georgia Man Wins Right To Eat Cat

Georgia Man Wins Right To Eat Cat

A Tybee Island man has been given the all clear by the District Attorney to eat his pet cat paving the way for more Americans to cook, fry, boil and roast their pets. The landmark decision is seen as triumph for civil liberties claim many watche...
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Funny story:  New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

Cats across the United States are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after a Georgia man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now available on supermarket shelves the length and breadth o...
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Funny story:  Forgotten Yogurt Mourned

Forgotten Yogurt Mourned

An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...
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Funny story:  Pears Downgraded from Fruit to Dwarf-fruit

Pears Downgraded from Fruit to Dwarf-fruit

In a move that has stunned and outraged pear aficionados around the world, pears have been downgraded from a fruit to a dwarf fruit. The move comes after the latest annual conference of the International Fruit Tree Association, or IFTA. The conferenc...
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Funny story:  Today's recipes

Today's recipes

PAINS PERDUS (Lost bread) Make a shallow dish with little essence of butter it easier, add pepper, thyme and eggs, both sides. Pour the saucepan (bain marie). Boil together a little white sauce, and let it for the following day boil for a lemon and then draw it simmer gently at a leaf or three bay-leaves, one and cut through a tomato sauce from top or with the pigeons on to every now and when the...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has just stated that he is as happy as a tickless country coonhound. The ex-president who along with Dickie Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld cooked up the cockamamie story about the so-called Weapons of Mass Dest...
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Funny story:  Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan's much anticipated budget report was released and as expected he really sticks it to America's poor, in fact he kills them! The new strategy called "Soylent Purple" amazingly cuts spending and balances the budget is just six months. I...
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Funny story:  Blimey! - Now Fresh Fruit Veg and Meat Are Bad For You!

Blimey! - Now Fresh Fruit Veg and Meat Are Bad For You!

Food Writers at the Daily Maile have announced that if people simply cut out fresh meat, fruit and veg from their diet they will probably live forever. The new findings, which are totally made up, say that processed food like burgers and sausages, ch...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Reveals Her Favorite Dish

Kirstie Alley Reveals Her Favorite Dish

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley made an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. She was asked about her Cheers days. Alley replied that she liked those times except for all of the sitting around between takes. She said that as a result of all of...
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Funny story:  Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant

Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant

Gladys Hornswagger of Morristown, Tennessee blames her ruined date with 'that hot nerd' Griffin Gaskey, on their date at the new Taj Palace Plus Restaurant in nearby Knoxville. The proprietors told the couple that their food was authentic Indian b...
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Funny story:  Say Goodbye to Meat and Cheese

Say Goodbye to Meat and Cheese

Los Angeles, CA (STT News) - People of the world - learn to like bugs. That's the message recently released by Dr. Falter O. Longer, director of the USC's Elitist Longevity Institute. The study by the institute states clearly that things like meat,...
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Funny story:  Paleo Diet Is OUT! New "Socio Diet" Sweeps Nation

Paleo Diet Is OUT! New "Socio Diet" Sweeps Nation

According to the latest buzz from health clubs and fitness gurus, the formerly wildly popular Paleo Diet has been supplanted by the new Sociopath or "Socio" Diet, which skyrockets meat-centric eating to new dimensions of amorality. Sources say the Socio Diet has particularly caught fire in high-power urban centers like New York City and Washington, D.C. Want to incorporate some "Socio" into you...
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Funny story:  Digester's Reader: Uncle Billy's Barn-Cooked BBQ

Digester's Reader: Uncle Billy's Barn-Cooked BBQ

Down in Alabama between two small towns on an old, dusty county road is one of the south's best kept secrets; Uncle Billy's Barn Cooked BBQ. Billy Chawhock has been feeding locals around here for about six years now and he got his start one day because of a rainstorm that drove him and his homemade 55 gallon drum grill into the old horse barn out back of his family home. "We were having compan...
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Funny story:  The World Food Coalition Needs Food

The World Food Coalition Needs Food

DUBLIN, Ireland - The World Food Coalition has been in existence since October 15, 1944. And in that time it has provided food to virtually every country in the world, except for the United States, England, and the African country of Dutch West Wa...
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Funny story:  Digester's Reader: The Blue Plate Special

Digester's Reader: The Blue Plate Special

Recently, machines that resemble printers have become available that can cut and print to create all sorts of craft-novelty, from greeting cards to guns. But... hold on to your appetites! Intel and HP, in cooperation with several large national food producers as well as Sharpe and Hotpoint, are about to introduce the 21st century automatic dinner by way of, 'The Blue Plate Special'! The Blue Pl...
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Funny story:  Foods Our Mom Made Us Eat That We Tried to Feed to the Dog

Foods Our Mom Made Us Eat That We Tried to Feed to the Dog

1. beef liver 2. brussel sprouts 3. canned spinach 4. Hamburger Helper 5. boiled canned peas 6. okra 7. pickled beets 8. gizzards 9. liverwurst 10. lima beans 11. pickled pig's feet 12. prunes 13. pickled herring 14. turnips 15. beef brains 16. greasy cheesy hamburgers 17. sardines 18. octopus 19. venison 20. limburger ch...
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Funny story:  Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos. Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a de...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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