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Funny story: Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century

Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century

TUSCON, AZ- Alec Silchuk, an assistant golf pro at the prestigious Tuscon Country Club, has apparently missed his flight in what officials are calling the "blunder of the century". The dim-witted buffoon reportedly spent the next 18 hours in and o...
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Funny story: Shocking Leak by APA Confirms Depression-Aviation Link

Shocking Leak by APA Confirms Depression-Aviation Link

In a leaked document from the American Psychiatric Association it details how much time is spent sifting through reports regarding concerned flight school instructors needing guidance on "worrisome students". One psychiatrist speaking on condition...
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Funny story: Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

A blue plaque is to be attached to Stoodley Pike in Calderdale dedicated to the true pioneer of powered flight Silas Makepeace Hepplethwaite of Mankinholes nr. Todmorden. Silas was a sheep farmer but he firmly believed that man was destined to fl...
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Funny story: Maverick RAF Cock Drawing Pilot shows some bollocks this time!

Maverick RAF Cock Drawing Pilot shows some bollocks this time!

RAF Lossiemouth confirmed to the The Daily Nettle today, that one of their most daring pilots, Flight Lootenant Wing Commander Flight Captain Viceroy Gordon 'Goose' Maverick, has been carpeted by station big-wigs for the second time in a week, after...
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Funny story: Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

After yet another US flight was diverted; due to an argument about reclining seats and legroom one airline says enough is enough and has taken the unusual step of ONLY transporting passengers without legs. In the third serious airline legroom inci...
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Funny story: "Flush Phobia!"

"Flush Phobia!"

A man has been committed to a psychiatric ward after being diagnosed with a rare and very serious mental condition: 'Terrifying Flying Toilet Seat Syndrome.' "Victims of terrifying flying toilet seat syndrome have psychoactive events that are link...
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Funny story: Ryan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights

Ryan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights

Trash Class flights with aircraft interiors looking like Glasgow bus shelters on a Saturday night have been put forward as a means of saving struggling Prestwick Airport. The aircraft interiors will be less "posh" and intimidating to Glaswegians.
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Funny story: Tryanair institutes "standing room only" section on it's planes

Tryanair institutes "standing room only" section on it's planes

Tryanair has put forward a proposal to the Civil Aviation Authority asking permission to institute a "standing room only" section on designated aircraft. "Fares will be much cheaper for standing room only," read the press release issued by the bud...
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Funny story: Cleaner spills coffee on keyboard, grounding every aircraft in U.K.

Cleaner spills coffee on keyboard, grounding every aircraft in U.K.

A cleaner, Ivan Kuppakoffikov brought the U.K's aircraft to a 48 hour halt yesterday. During a shift change at the centralised air traffic control portacabbin, Ivan dropped has coffee on the keyboard of Mustapha Tinkle, Chief controller. Planes w...
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Funny story: Airline to start charging for use of term "Friendly Skies"

Airline to start charging for use of term "Friendly Skies"

Word has leaked about the real reason behind United Airlines' new advertising campaign featuring its classic "Fly the Friendly Skies" slogan-a steady cash flow. Not only will the slogan be used to lure passengers and prospective customers into t...
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Funny story: Budget Airline Set To Charge By Bodyweight

Budget Airline Set To Charge By Bodyweight

Budget airlines Flyinair may no longer be considered 'budget' as it is set to outline a new pricing structure. From April 2014, fares will be determined by the weight of the passenger. Dietician, Anna Recksick, agrees with the moves. She argues...
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Funny story: Mother of Baby Slapped on Airplane Charged $10.00 Fee by Airline

Mother of Baby Slapped on Airplane Charged $10.00 Fee by Airline

The mother of the 19-month old boy who was slapped by another passenger nearly two weeks ago said today the airline is charging her a $10.00 "slapping" fee. Gamma Airlines spokesperson Mitt Swiggins confirmed the fee, saying, "She and her child...
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Funny story: The FAA Grounds All Boeing 787s

The FAA Grounds All Boeing 787s

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Aviation Administration has just issued an order that will officially ground all brand new Boeing 787 jetliners immediately. Lupita Chuffovich, 27, spokesperson for the FAA stated that extremely stringent inspections...
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Funny story: Flying duck crash lands on water

Flying duck crash lands on water

A huge water bird returning from its midday feast had to make an emergency landing on Lake Windermere yesterday. The flying duck panicked on its way back as it neared the landing area and started to flap its wings. "It was flapping like mad,...
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Funny story: Superman grounded after air-safety fears

Superman grounded after air-safety fears

The Man of Steel, Superman, has been grounded amid rumours he is unfit to fly. "Thanks to WikiLeaks," said Federal Aviation Authority spokesperson, Alex Luther, "we know now that Superman is short sighted, and he does not fly whilst using any visi...
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Funny story: How to Fly a Light Aircraft

How to Fly a Light Aircraft

You may think that flying a light aeroplane is something terribly complicated, and also quite difficult for the untrained novice to do. But in fact, it's actually much simpler than you may imagine. Use this 'cut out and keep' guide to enable you to pilot a light aircraft without the need for expensive flying lessons. You will need: 1) Someone else's aeroplane. Choose a small one with only on...
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Funny story: Budget Airlines Defends Charges

Budget Airlines Defends Charges

Budget airline Flyinair have defended the £6 charge per passenger for all flights booked using a credit or debit card as fair, the sum simply covering the costs of booking flights. 'We have to write down the information from the credit or debit c...
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Funny story: BryanAir introduce a step tax

BryanAir introduce a step tax

BryanAir, the airline that gives you more for more, or less for less, depending on the starting point, is to introduce a step tax. "The concept is very simple," said Ryan Heir, the chairman, spokesman and sometimes pilot of the low-cost, slow-coac...
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