Capitalizing on their "15 minutes of fame" related to the Floyd Landis doping scandal, two members of the three-person independent panel from the American Arbitration Association (AAA)/North American Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) hav...
LOS ANGELES - After a surprise weekend ruling against Floyd Landis on charges that he cheated during last year's Tour de Franz, the professional cyclist appealed to the next higher court yesterday.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA Embattled San Francisco slugger, Barry Bonds, can no longer dodge allegations of steroid abuse, after reportedly testing positive for Floyd Landis. MLB officials began to investigate last Friday, after photographs surfaced which ap...
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