It was announced yesterday from Clarence House that HRH Charles, The Prince of Wales is to enter the private St.Twinkle's Hospital in London's Park Lane early next month to have an operation to remove his ears. Following there removal from his head...
Bowing to pressure from feminist groups, the Federation of All Night Garage Owners (FANGO) have agreed to impose a £5 surcharge on each purchase of flowers or chocolates if purchased by an unaccompanied male.
The all night garage has long been emp...
London - In a break with tradition Kate Middleton has chosen an array of flesh-eating flowers for her nuptial posy this Friday.
A sneak preview sees Venus Flytrap (Dionaea Muscipula), exotic specimens of the pitcher plant family Heliamphora Chiman...
London - Fumes from the newly in bloom amorphophallus titanum - or the giant stinkhorn lily - have been traced to royal nuptial florists Belladonna Brothers of Barking.
Named after Victorian era royal bicycle Lily Langtry, grandmother of Elizabeth...
Yep, that's right. The latest word is that there are a number of possible bidders with an interest in buying a minority stake in the NY Mets. Among them is James F. McCann, Chairman, CEO and founder of the well-known U.S. corporation, 1-800-Flowers.
In the garden of Eden, Lord God was holding the stem of a four-o'clock flower to examine its petals. Every now and then, he glanced at Man' children on planet earth. He could see the Adam's children were wearily walking towards the deep valley of total destruction.
He heard them saying in unison 'LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground. Then at Adam's request, Lord made him a mate by ta...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - U.S. troops in Kandahar, the spiritual homeland of the Taliban, are preparing to launch what may very well be the most peaceful offensive yet in a conflict that has now lasted nearly nine years.
Its aim is to weaken the grip of...
Flowers often smell pleasant. In fact, the fragrance is a cordial invitation sent to interested parties, such as humming birds or honey bees, to show up for a house warming party.
Visitors after arrival in turn gently fondle the stamen of the plant. Of course, there is some nectar refreshment to go round. During this play, the bottle-shape stigma wide opens and receives the pollen to enter the...
Police arrested a thirty-four year old florist yesterday for the apparent motiveless murder of dad of five, Wong Pace Wong Tym.
"We believe we have uncovered just the tip of the iceberg," said Detective Inspector Phil Inns. "In the interview, it t...
The Paducah Sun - Although Ernest Keats was a reasonably beloved member of at least half of his family, the floral arrangements at his Friday funeral service dominated conversation during the post-funeral all-you-can-eat buffet luncheon at the home...
Scientists agree that the Tongue Orchid uses it fragrance and pollen to attract bees who then help with pollination.
In an attempt to portray both a down to earth populism and find a metro sexual sensibility, the Obama campaign has named a campaign flower. The dandelion has been chosen to represent the ubiquitous nature of Barack's support, its resilient abilit...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush declared a War on Flowers. President Bush made this announcement after learning that poppy fields are on the front line in Afghanistan.
Just when the original question of origin seemed like it would roll around the talented orifice of Ms Marlenya ad infinitum, the creature began to speak in a voice as soft as her floral petals but in a choral sound like fifty flowers speaking at once:...
Today, I was riding in my hot air balloon when I chanced look ore the side with my spyglass. Far below (and yet seemingly near thanks to the special characteristics of the devices optics) I espied two dogs frolicking in a grassy meadow.
As the two scamps chased one another and tumbled through the spring flowers, I noted that they from time to time paused in their play to consume some chl...