Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff, 31, has announced his retirement from Test cricket in order to spend more time with his ale.
After an injury-plagued career, the talismanic all-rounder will now confine himself to games lasting less than two hours.
As the excuses start to pour in for England's exit from the cricket world cup Freddie Flintoff breaks the silence emitting from the England camp... by blaming the drycleaners.
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