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Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Funny story: Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Giant chocolate producers, Mars (not on Mars), have finally convinced the world that the world is flat, and in honor of this great discovery, they have decided to issue a 'flat' version of Brits favorite 'round' choco snack, Maltesers! There were...

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Creationist Museum in Ky WIll Show Earth Is Flat

Funny story: Creationist Museum in Ky WIll Show Earth Is Flat

The Creation Museum, located in Petersburg, Kentucky, is operated by the Christian apologetics ministry, to promote a Young Earth creationist explanation of the origins of the universe based on a literal interpretation of the Genesis creation narrat...

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Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland

Funny story: Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland

A miracle happened in Holland today as a mysterious woman riding a mountain bike flew over the handlebars and landed in a cow field right in the crap. The miracle was the fact that Holland just happens to be as flat as their famous pancakes and ha...

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Tea Party Supports NASA Expedition to Underside of Flat Earth

Funny story: Tea Party Supports NASA Expedition to Underside of Flat Earth

Newly elected Tea Party Congressmen intend to fund a NASA project that will use advanced space technology to observe the opposite side of our flat planet for the first time. Senator Jim DeMint (R-SC) stated, "I believe that this nation should comm...

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Norfolk not as flat as first thought

Funny story: Norfolk not as flat as first thought

A team of Dutch investigators from the Dutch Flat Earth Society have concluded that Norfolk is not as flat as some have suggested. Dr Rip Van Scrotum, spokesman for the Society states that it appears that the highest point is some 2 metres higher tha...

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Global warming making Earth flat

Funny story: Global warming making Earth flat

BRUSSELS, Belgium -- Scientists and diplomats finished frenetic negotiations today about the wording of a report warning the world that global warming may catastrophically change the shape of the Earth. According to an official representative from...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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