Frankfurt - Federalist arseholes are on the sharp end pushing to set up a 'fisting union' to solve the eurozone's debt crisis.
Nicknamed the Bundestag Bum Bandits the shadowy cabal of EU budgetary disciplinarians reckons it can see the light at th...
Speaking on behalf of the Vatican's Department if Internal Correctional Knowledge, Father Fergus McCarthy announced today that the heinous act of "Fisting" would be used as punishment for any priest proven to have forced themselves on young children.
He may have been the runner-up in American Idol, and the centre of controversies including 'that kiss', but glam rocker Adam Lambert has run into a new storm over allegations in his soon-to-published autobiography.
In the book, Lambert claims that...
David Beckham, LA Galaxy's part-time midfielder, was involved in ugly scenes at the Old Fridge Dumping Center during an exhibition match with former club AC Milan.
As the players headed for the dressing room, Beckham, 34, who had earlier unveiled...
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