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Fish Cheat Death In Daring Escape Bid

Funny story: Fish Cheat Death In Daring Escape Bid

Residents in the Battambang commune of Tapon were on alert for a time this morning, after two fish went on the run from a high-security bucket. Local resident, Sawon Kenwood, had purchased the fish yesterday afternoon, with a view to cooking them,...

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UK Vegan fanatics attack fish restaurant with potato chips!

Funny story: UK Vegan fanatics attack fish restaurant with potato chips!

Diners at a respectable fish restaurant, expecting a 'haute cuisine' plate of their favorite meal, fish and chips, got a rude surprise as fanatical vegans rushed in and, whipped the fish off their plates! They replaced prime Dover Sole, Cod and Halib...

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Donald Trump Hopes To Assuage UK Leaders When He Meets With Big Ben

Funny story: Donald Trump Hopes To Assuage UK Leaders When He Meets With Big Ben

Facing widespread condemnation from US Allies, Donald Trump is on a charm offensive to win over his critics in the UK and prove once and for all that he has the temperament to be a world leader. "I'm going to meet with Big Ben," the Don Tweeted, "...

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Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

Funny story: Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

After a man of Eastern origin yesterday walked into a chapel and ordered fish, chips and a pickled egg, calls to clearly mark places of worship were made in Scunthorpe. Last week two inebriated couples walked into Scunthorpe's Kirk St. Mosque and...

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Reg Bond Reveals Why He Quit As Lady Gaga's Bodyguard And Went Home To Burnley

Funny story: Reg Bond Reveals Why He Quit As Lady Gaga's Bodyguard And Went Home To Burnley

Although his name is nowhere near as high profile as the stars he has been contracted to protect, Burnley based bodyguard, Reg Bond has finally turned his back on the high life, and returned to the Lancashire mill town with a view to opening a fish a...

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Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Funny story: Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Police today closed of a section of the M1 due to a three vehicle pile up at junction 26. In atrocious conditions, a fish lorry from Grimsby skidded on the wet road and blocked the carriageway. A tanker carrying cooking oil from Liverpool braked but...

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Protection Sought For Scottish Products

Funny story: Protection Sought For Scottish Products

Scottish MEP's have set aside party politics to formally apply for two well known Scottish products to be given protected status in the European Union. The cross party group of MEP's have applied for Protected Food Name Status for Coatbridge Chip...

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"Eat More Goldfish!" says Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall

Funny story: "Eat More Goldfish!" says Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall

With our native stocks of cod, haddock and plaice in decline, celebrity chefs Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall and Jamie Oliver (as part of Channel 4s Fish Fight series) have been encouraging us to eat a wider variety of fish. However, the latest addition...

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Hurrah! It's National Chip Week!

Funny story: Hurrah! It's National Chip Week!

Buoyant Britain this week celebrates National Chip Week - that is 'chips' as in deep fried potato chunks, as opposed to what our American friends call 'chips' - which are actually 'crisps.' Our chips are the kind of deep fried delicacy one might asso...

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Horror: Oxfordshire Man Causes "Terrible Shock!"

Funny story: Horror: Oxfordshire Man Causes "Terrible Shock!"

In a shock decision local Oxfordshire man John Figgis decided to have a saveloy, in lieu of his usual fish supper, late last night. Witness Mandy Simpkins, 29, explained "we were in shock! We were all stood in there queuing when John walked in. He...

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Giant Piranha found in chip shop!

Funny story: Giant Piranha found in chip shop!

Mr Syril Oilslik, proprietor of Fresh Fish & Chips Of Folkstone, had a shock when he pulled a Piranha out of his fryer. "It leapt off the scoop and went over the counter attacking one of my customers"! Mrs Edna Sproket said she had been stand...

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Marco Pierre White Banned From Chip Shop

Funny story: Marco Pierre White Banned From Chip Shop

Top telly chef Marco Pierre White has been sensationally banned for life from Seth's Chippy in Leeds Road Bradford. The ban came following a heated argument between Marco and chippy owner Seth Friar over cooking times, the quality of the produce and...

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Britain's Top Chippy Owned And Run By A Turk!

Funny story: Britain's Top Chippy Owned And Run By A Turk!

Breaking news confirms that Britain's top chippy is owned and run by Turkish fast food mogul Ali Bullo, raising questions over the future of the nation's favourite fast food fix, and whether the much loved dish will retain its unique Britishness or f...

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Cobblers! Something Fishy In Your Chip Shop

Funny story: Cobblers! Something Fishy In Your Chip Shop

Unscrupulous fish 'n' chip shop owners are fooling customers who order the nations favourite dish. You may think that you are getting prime Atlantic caught cod in batter with your chips. No, it's cobblers! To be more precise it is the Vietnamese R...

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Nuclear sub was delivering chips

Funny story: Nuclear sub was delivering chips

The Commander of Le Triomphante, a French SNLE-NG class nuclear submarine, had visited Blackpool on holiday, where he had tasted the well-known English delicacy, fish and chips. After his first bite of a real English chip he was heard to say "Mon Die...

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Global Credit Crunch originated in Carlisle Chippie!

Funny story: Global Credit Crunch originated in Carlisle Chippie!

Following lengthy investigations, the cause of the Worldwide Credit Crunch has been traced to a chip shop in Carlisle. Its been discovered that the shop's owner, Mongoe Gongoe, has been selling his chips for only 3p per bag with free ketchup! M...

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Salman Rushdie's Mushy Peas

Funny story: Salman Rushdie's Mushy Peas

Literary heavy-weight Salman Rushdie has found a novel way of fighting the Credit Crunch, following the launch of his own name brand of Mushy Peas. The food, well loved by northerner's are another string to the bow of the Midnight's Children autho...

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Sah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap

Funny story: Sah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap

Gangland boss, Barry "the Makerel" Morris has stunned his former criminal pals and has turned over a new leaf as a respectable restrateur in the sleepy holiday harbour town of Padstow. Speaking from his seaside Michelin starred eatery he tells us:...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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