Showing:

Funny satire stories about First contact

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: First contact received from outside our solar system? Aliens don't want to eat us, says former SETI director

First contact received from outside our solar system? Aliens don't want to eat us, says former SETI director

We the people of the planet earth have for the past hundred years or so been beaming out radio and television signals into the vastness of the Universe. Never mind that most of what we have been beaming out makes us look like a collective bunch of intergalactic war mongering morons to any intelligent beings capable of receiving those signals, the reality is, that unless we are the only planet in t...
View 'First contact received from outside our solar system? Aliens don't want to eat us, says former SETI director'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 3?

1 8 15 7


71 readers are online right now!

Go to top