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Funny story: 'Petraeus And Allen Should Have Seen It Coming' says former Pentagon remote viewing commander General Albert Stubblebine III

'Petraeus And Allen Should Have Seen It Coming' says former Pentagon remote viewing commander General Albert Stubblebine III

New York - "They were among my very best psychic warriors," ex-First Earth Battalion commander General Stubblebine said today amid mounting furor in the Broadwell-gate case, "taught 'em everything I know and NOW look what's happened!!" Speaking to...
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