Showing:

Funny satire stories about Fire

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 9 pages)
Funny story: Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Porn mogul 'Big' Dick Littlejohn has today accused Harry Potter fans of arson after the set of his latest movie Harry Do-Her and the Golden Shower burnt down last night in a huge conflagration in South London. "Those potty fans have had in for me...
View 'Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno'
Funny story: Wigan Pier Fire - "Piers" Morgan Dynamites Structure To Extinguish Blaze

Wigan Pier Fire - "Piers" Morgan Dynamites Structure To Extinguish Blaze

One of the few remaining intact Victorian Piers with landing stage and International Hotel and casino, Wigan Pier was heroically saved last night by daredevil "Piers" Morgan. Morgan, real name Sidney Morgan, an intrepid self styled superhero with ext...
View 'Wigan Pier Fire - "Piers" Morgan Dynamites Structure To Extinguish Blaze'
Funny story: GM Recalls Every Car They Ever Made

GM Recalls Every Car They Ever Made

Millions of GM car owners got a big surprise in their mailbox this week, a recall notice informing them that their, Caprice, Colbart, Corvair, Vega, Chevette, Corvette, Trailblazer, Suburban, Yukon, Malibu or any other GM car ever made is a death tra...
View 'GM Recalls Every Car They Ever Made'
Funny story: Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant

Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant

Gladys Hornswagger of Morristown, Tennessee blames her ruined date with 'that hot nerd' Griffin Gaskey, on their date at the new Taj Palace Plus Restaurant in nearby Knoxville. The proprietors told the couple that their food was authentic Indian b...
View 'Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant'
Funny story: Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!

Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!

Ford Motor executives announced today that the company will be relaunching it's most popular bomb on wheels for model year 2015! Like the popular retro Mustang that was introduced in 2006, the new Pinto will look much the same as it's 1970's coun...
View 'Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!'
Funny story: The Sh*tFire Flu Deadly!

The Sh*tFire Flu Deadly!

What researchers were afraid of is apparently coming true! Several different "Flu" (Bird, Chicken, Monkey, Hound Dog, etc) have emerged into one new flu that is being called the SH*TFire Flu! "Without warning or even warming, a person will be taki...
View 'The Sh*tFire Flu Deadly!'
Funny story: Fire trucks banned in D.C

Fire trucks banned in D.C

Officals of Washington said that they were offended by the big red trucks in D.C and said they were a pain in the butt. . Kathleen Sebelius said that they were trying to resolve the problem of these "inconvenient BIG trucks will be banned and replace...
View 'Fire trucks banned in D.C'
Funny story: Mexico Is Blaming The Chupacabra For The Fire That Cancelled The San Antonio Spurs - Minnesota Timberwolves Game In Mexico City

Mexico Is Blaming The Chupacabra For The Fire That Cancelled The San Antonio Spurs - Minnesota Timberwolves Game In Mexico City

MEXICO CITY - About an hour before the San Antonio Spurs and the Minnesota Timberwolves were to have tipped off in an NBA game in Mexico a fire broke out towards the ceiling. Smoke quickly engulfed the arena and it was evacuated. NBA officials hop...
View 'Mexico Is Blaming The Chupacabra For The Fire That Cancelled The San Antonio Spurs - Minnesota Timberwolves Game In Mexico City'
Funny story: Man With Bladder Problem Sets Ass on Fire

Man With Bladder Problem Sets Ass on Fire

Howard Finney has given up his most comforting item because he nearly burned to death Tuesday night. "I will have to wear a lot of lotion and adult diapers for awhile", he told $tar$ reporter, George Hill. "I guess my bladder probably saved my lif...
View 'Man With Bladder Problem Sets Ass on Fire'
Funny story: New Jersey Boardwalk Fire Will Be Ruled "Accidental"

New Jersey Boardwalk Fire Will Be Ruled "Accidental"

NEW YORK, NY - Investigators have determined that the fire last week that destroyed 68 businesses on the boardwalk in Seaside Park, N.J., was not set intentionally, according to the person who was seen running from the fire with an empty gas can.
View 'New Jersey Boardwalk Fire Will Be Ruled "Accidental"'
Funny story: 5 held over school blazer

5 held over school blazer

5 boys have been arrested on suspicion of wilful damage after a school blazer was found ripped to shreds. However, they have been hailed as heroes by their class mates. Most of the pupils at St. Hogwort's Fashion College in Gateshead really hate t...
View '5 held over school blazer'
Funny story: Architect behind 'solar death ray' hotels and skyscrapers scarpers ahead of lawsuit

Architect behind 'solar death ray' hotels and skyscrapers scarpers ahead of lawsuit

Las Vegas - The man who designed Las Vegas' Vdara Hotel and other solar death ray-emitting skyscrapers has vanished into thin air just as officials prepare to subpoena him on serious global warming charges. Uruguayan architect Rafael Vinoly, des...
View 'Architect behind 'solar death ray' hotels and skyscrapers scarpers ahead of lawsuit'
Funny story: Yosemite National Park Fire Reportedly Started By A Bear Playing With Matches

Yosemite National Park Fire Reportedly Started By A Bear Playing With Matches

FRESNO, California - Unconfirmed reports state that the two-week old Yosemite National Park fire may have been started by a black bear playing with matches. Park ranger Orion Silvergate, 51, said that he was told by a Gilbert Baumbaker, 19, of San...
View 'Yosemite National Park Fire Reportedly Started By A Bear Playing With Matches'
Funny story: Kell computers have major security vunerability, can be hacked to catch fire

Kell computers have major security vunerability, can be hacked to catch fire

Kell computers are everywhere. Kell states that over 70% of US public schools and 60% of businesses with computers own Kell computers. They are also popular amongst many homeowners as well. However, many Kell owners are at risk of becoming homeless,...
View 'Kell computers have major security vunerability, can be hacked to catch fire'
Funny story: Norway's National Firewood Night 2013, is a great successful TV event!

Norway's National Firewood Night 2013, is a great successful TV event!

Oslo, Norway: Norwegian State Broadcaster NRK, has finally broadcast the ultimate programme, that Wood burners all round the world have been anxiously waiting years for. Some ask, why they took so long making the programme, it was long over due.
View 'Norway's National Firewood Night 2013, is a great successful TV event!'
Funny story: Queen Sedated After Massive Fire On Her Island of Jersey!

Queen Sedated After Massive Fire On Her Island of Jersey!

A massive fire on the Channel island of Jersey last night has torn through the island's wasp breeding nest fields owned by the Queen destroying them all. The loss of what would have been an estimated 100 million fully fledged wasps ready for Her M...
View 'Queen Sedated After Massive Fire On Her Island of Jersey!'
Funny story: Tornado Chasers Accidentally Drive Into A Forest Fire

Tornado Chasers Accidentally Drive Into A Forest Fire

WICHITA, Kansas - Two of the Midwest's most popular and experienced tornado chasers, Sterling Vittybird, 27, and Tranquillo Razzle, 24, recently got caught up in their work. The two were on Interstate 35, chasing a category 6 tornado that had form...
View 'Tornado Chasers Accidentally Drive Into A Forest Fire'
Funny story: Big Tex Catches Fire and Burns - Romney Blames President Obama

Big Tex Catches Fire and Burns - Romney Blames President Obama

DALLAS - Big Tex, the legendary 52-foot tall statue at The State Fair of Texas for 60 years, caught fire and completely burned. The Lone Star State icon with the 75-gallon hat first appeared at the State Fair Park back in 1952. Big Tex was purc...
View 'Big Tex Catches Fire and Burns - Romney Blames President Obama'

Showing page 1 (of 9 pages)
Breaking News...

Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 5?

4 2 20 14


72 readers are online right now!

Go to top