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The Ukraine Mandates That All Bars Be Closed Immediately

Funny story: The Ukraine Mandates That All Bars Be Closed Immediately

KIEV, Ukraine - Word coming out of the Ukraine is that the government has issued a mandate that will go into effect immediately. The Ukraine has proclaimed that as of now, all bars will be closed indefinitely. The reason that is being given is...

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Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

Funny story: Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made it known that they are not going to be putting up with any diva-like antics from Seahawks cornerback Richard "Motor Mouth" Sherman. The loud-mouthed, quick-tempered Seattle player was fine...

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Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

Funny story: Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

A Judge in Wyoming has ruled that a man whom police say, began picking up young girls and flashing them for the past ten years has the right to have a DNA testing. Although police say they are absolutely sure they have the right guy because they h...

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The NBA Is Considering Suspending Players For Flopping

Funny story: The NBA Is Considering Suspending Players For Flopping

PHOENIX - NBA Commissioner David Stern was in Arizona visiting his old friend Governor Jan Brewer. While in The Land of The Saguaro Cactus he was asked if he is planning on taking any action on the flopping situation that has really gotten out of...

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Major League Baseball Wants To Put An End To Those Utterly Silly Bench Clearing Brawls

Funny story: Major League Baseball Wants To Put An End To Those Utterly Silly Bench Clearing Brawls

MILWAUKEE - Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig was in Milwaukee visiting a childhood friend when he was approached by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. She asked the commissioner if there were any new rules that MLB is...

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Detroit Lions Player Ndamukong Suh Tells The NFL That He Wants To Start Playing Nice

Funny story: Detroit Lions Player Ndamukong Suh Tells The NFL That He Wants To Start Playing Nice

DETROIT - After getting hit with a $100,000 fine, Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh says that he is going to have to tone down his violent nature on the playing field. Suh considered by many to be the NFL dirtiest player, has a reputati...

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Major League Baseball May Start Prosecuting PED Violators

Funny story: Major League Baseball May Start Prosecuting PED Violators

NEW YORK CITY - Major League Baseball is embarrassed at the black eye that it has received due to some of its players using performance enhancing drugs in order to gain an unfair advantage in the country's national pastime. Monroe "Knuckleball" Sa...

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Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined

Funny story: Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Sixty-two percent of the citizens of Utah are Mormons. According to a recent survey taken by The Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company, 61.9 percent of those individuals are extremely dedicated to their religion. Mormons...

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Entire Minor League Baseball Team Suspended!

Funny story: Entire Minor League Baseball Team Suspended!

DULUTH, Minnesota - The commissioner of Minor League Baseball, Montague Bottlebiffer has just issued a three-game suspension for the entire Duluth Doodlebugs baseball team. Commissioner Bottlebiffer stated that it was brought to his attention that...

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Idaho Bars The Term Couch Potato

Funny story: Idaho Bars The Term Couch Potato

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has finally enacted legislation that will ban the national term Couch Potato from being spoken anywhere in the state. Senator Panola Lulu Saddlebread, 43, of Blackfoot, told a gathering of the Idaho news media tha...

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Driver fined for seeding

The driver of an open-top sports car will have to pay £100 plus costs, after scattering sunflower seeds on the pavements. Jim Gardner, 39, of Wetwang, near Driffield, was reported after several pedestrians had been sprayed with the seeds as he dro...

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Bin Lorry fined for littering by local council

Funny story: Bin Lorry fined for littering by local council

The overzealous littering team at Trafford Council have issued a fixed penalty notice to the Refuse Collection Team that covers Sale and Altrincham after one of their authorised members of staff noticed that some litter fell from the back of the lorr...

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Isle of Wight News - Librarian fined over overdue books

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Librarian fined over overdue books

Librarian, Gemma Paddlworth, of Ryde has been fined nearly three thousand pounds in late fees for overdue library books. "It's quite embarrassing," said Gemma, 34 a single mother. "I'm the only librarian at Ryde Library, so when I discovered that...

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Major League Baseball fines fans

Funny story: Major League Baseball fines fans

Cracking down on unauthorized discussions, Major League Baseball began fining fans having "unauthorized discussions" of the games. "It's right there in the disclaimer," said Roger "Happy" Garris, MLB's legal representative. " 'Any rebroadcast, re...

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CERN fined for faster-than-light travel

Funny story: CERN fined for faster-than-light travel

Scientists at CERN have been fined by God after one of his holy speed cameras caught them firing subatomic particles at faster than the speed of light. The speed of light is known as the "ultimate speed limit" of all matter and energy, but this is th...

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£1000+ Fines For Leaving Your Rubbish Bins Out Too Long!

Funny story: £1000+ Fines For Leaving Your Rubbish Bins Out Too Long!

Government Ministers are saying they will consider bringing in a new law to stop councils from fining people heavily when leaving their rubbish bins out too long. The warning to councils comes following a report that one of Britain's councils is thre...

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Tailgaters and undertakers not pleased at prospect of being fined £1000

Funny story: Tailgaters and undertakers not pleased at prospect of being fined £1000

The prospect of a £1000 fine for motorway tailgaters and undertakers has not gone down well with some drivers. The co-op, the country's largest funeral directors and Acme Trailers, the largest suppliers of tail gates and van back-end decorations h...

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What a load of rubbish - Bin police indeed!

Funny story: What a load of rubbish - Bin police indeed!

Oh my! I couldn't believe my eyes when I read about Bin Police and Bin Inspectors in Britain. Fines for not closing the lid on a wheelie bin or for leaving bags of rubbish beside the bins. What the hell is the country coming to? I left England in 1982 - before the dawn of the Wheelie Bins, though I do have to work with one when I visit my mam and family every year etc. Back when I lived...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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