GOODYEAR, Arizona - The World Baseball Classic game between Canada and Mexico went from a baseball game to a hockey game in the ninth inning.
Canada won the game 10-3, but the full-scale free-for-all on the field ended in a tie.
The bench empty...
STOUGHTON, Massachusetts - Members of the Stoughton Police Department are still shaking their heads over the free-for-all melee that took place at a baby shower which was being held at The Clam Chowder Club in downtown Stoughton.
SPD Spokesperson...
Tyneside police have issued a warning to Newcastle residents to stay in doors with news that Snowmen have taken to the streets en masse and have been seen in the process of hurling sticks at one another.
"With the heavy snowfall in the area," said...
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN Sports) - The World Boxing Council has the entire sporting world agog at the news that Caesar's Palace will host the very first WBC Championship fight between two unknown, and as yet, unnamed twins in their mother's womb! Th...
SAN FRANCISCO - Rihanna was in the audience watching her good friend Beyonce perform before a cheering crowd at The Ipso Facto Coliseum.
Half way through the show Beyonce asked Rihanna to join her on stage and she did. The two sang the old Beatles...
Two neighbours in Mundford, have come to blows over one's use of a hosepipe during the hosepipe ban.
Jeremy McAllister gets his water from Cambridgeshire Water, whilst Barry Sprote is with Anglican Water, and their fence is on the boundary of the...
A fight has broken out between the two computers who are battling in the World Chess Championship in Reykjavik, Iceland. Not since the days of Fischer and Spassky has there been so much animosity in the world of chess.
Deep Blue II has accused th...
Further details have now emerged regarding a brawl between MP's in a House of Commons bar on Wednesday night. The brawl is said to have started around 11pm in a Commons bar reserved for MP's and their guests when Labour MP Bill Joy accused ex-Austeri...
The Thrilla Vanilla to be held at The Venitian in Las Vegas has odds makers and boxing fans alike excited beyond belief.
"There hasn't been a confrontation of this magnitude since Ali fought Frazier in the Thrilla In Manila", said one gambler and...
There have been some Classic fights over the years, such as Ali V's Frazer, Marvellous Marvin Haggler V's Thomas (the hitman) Hearns, and who can forget Chris (simply the best) Eubanks V's Nigel (the dark destroyer) Benn! Since those good old days gr...
Two long standing friends have come to blows between Christmas and New Year after an escalation in children's Christmas presents, resulting in two arrests and a trip to Accident and Emergency.
"It was okay until a couple of Christmases ago," said...
The long holiday weekend began with packing and primping for the 7 hour, 500 mile crossing to various and sundry Mapquest destinations dotting the southern coast of the world's 4th largest lake. After four years physically removed from our respective families still clustered around the bottom edge of Lake Huron, my wife and I always start out our annual Christmas trek with sincere plans for mirth...
Reports are coming in of an alleged punch up between the Duke of Edinburgh and the landlord of an East End pub earlier today. Palace officials refused to comment on the incident which happened in the bar of the "Fox and Gynaecologist" in the Bethnal...
TV Watchdog, Comoff, has come down hard on Harry Hill's show TV Burp.
"Half way through every show," said Comoff chairperson, Charlene Sheen, "Harry Hill picks on two items, say a sandcastle and an igloo, and they have a fight."
Comoff don't ha...
HARFOLD, VT-The past week's worth of fighting in Syria and Libya has been seen as a breath of fresh air for those sick and tired of hearing about suicide bombings in Bagdad and Kabul.
"Let someone else rip the shit out of each other," said a senio...
Brian Camden of Salford has found a loop hole in succession law that could see the end of the Windsor dynasty. The upshot of this is that despite waiting for decades, Charles will never attain the throne.
"I've been studying succession law," said...
Two religious groups squared off into an arguement that turned into a brawl as more than words were exchanged between groups of Hassidic Jews and Pennsylvania Amish. Fists and bottles both flew through the air as the two religious sects argued which...
Most ladies would not like to hear the sort of statement that Robert Pattinson made about his longtime girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, but Stewart says she can understand him saying that.
"Rob tries to always be truthful. He was telling the truth and...