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Funny story: John McCain Regrets Choosing Sara Palin

John McCain Regrets Choosing Sara Palin

WASHINGTON - Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her family, including husband Todd Palin, daughters Bristol and Willow Palin and son Track Palin were involved in a drunken fistfight at a house party in Anchorage several weeks ago. The one-time vice...
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Funny story: Neighbors Arrested After Misunderstanding Over Whose Grass Is Greener

Neighbors Arrested After Misunderstanding Over Whose Grass Is Greener

Springtown - Two local Springfield neighbors in The Heights neighborhood were arrested yesterday after an argument over whose grass was greener turned violent. Barbara Helmsley and Gennifer Wong share a property line and were talking to each othe...
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Funny story: Shittu hits the fan

Shittu hits the fan

A team bonding trip to the pub turned into chaos for Millwall after several players were caught up in a pub brawl. It's believed the brawl started when a fan compared defender Danny Shittu to Mark Lawrenson. Incredibly the team came out of the alterc...
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Funny story: Jersey Shore's "The Situation" Arrested for Fighting at Tanning Salon

Jersey Shore's "The Situation" Arrested for Fighting at Tanning Salon

Middletown, NJ - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, who gained notoriety on MTV's classy show Jersey Shore, was arrested for fighting with his own brother at a local tanning salon that the pair own together. Apparently, the double douchebags cam...
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Funny story: A hit with the voters?

A hit with the voters?

How many times have you heard it said? Our political system doesn't work because we only have two realistic options of who to vote for. One is for Eton educated toffs with extravagant duck houses on the lake in their front gardens, the other stands f...
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Funny story: Jay-Z Forced to Rewrite "99 Problems" After Sister-in-Law Becomes Number 100

Jay-Z Forced to Rewrite "99 Problems" After Sister-in-Law Becomes Number 100

New York City - Famous rapper Jay-Z thought he had it made. Married to one of the most famous people in the world, singer Beyonce, the wordsmith has been enjoying life since 2004 when he announced he only had ninety-nine problems. That is hundreds le...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman vs. Justin Bieber Cage Fight To Be Held Friday!

George Zimmerman vs. Justin Bieber Cage Fight To Be Held Friday!

George Zimmerman, the unemployed Sanford FL hot head who shot and killed an unarmed teenager, is trying to make a buck anyway he can on his 15 minutes of vomit inducing fame. Zimmerman's agent Sal Douchbaggie announced today that Georgie will be f...
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Funny story: Fat Woman Flattens Justin Bieber

Fat Woman Flattens Justin Bieber

Thus far know one knows why a big fat lady got into a heated argument with Justin Bieber and flattened him in a parking lot just outside a Kroger Market. A woozzie Bieber finally got to his feet, shook his head, took two steps and went down once a...
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Funny story: Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

John Travolta says that calling Idina Menzel 'Adele Dazeem' at Oscars was a disaster. "I've been beating myself up ever since," he told me in an exclusive interview. But it turns out that the aging star, who has been the object of ridicule for his...
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Funny story: Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

You know, before that caged barbed wire naked wrestling match over who would get our company account, I had thought that all CPA's were pretty much alike. It did begin slow. "Your first time here for the fights?', asked the guy in seat next to...
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Funny story: Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Knoxville, Tennessee. Police were called out to the Kingston Pike this afternoon after getting frantic calls from several sources that a fight was taking place near the Weight Watchers Center as some big women were battling some girl scouts and their...
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Funny story: Extreme Swiss Neutrality

Extreme Swiss Neutrality

Swiss neutrality at its most extreme - Scottish Second Division sides East Fife and Stranraer F.C. met at Bayview Stadium yesterday and experienced surely the most bizarre events ever to take place in sport. Eleven minutes into the game, referee J...
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Funny story: Gay Couple About to Divorce Over In-Laws!

Gay Couple About to Divorce Over In-Laws!

Ronald House says that he and his married partner, John Eberton are probably going to get a divorce. "It's his nosy mother Sarah, she has spoiled him rotten and now she expects me to do the same thing. She didn't want us to get married in the firs...
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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Comes To Blows Over War On Christmas

Bill O'Reilly Comes To Blows Over War On Christmas

WASHINGTON -- For years, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has been trying to save Christmas from all the pinheads who want to destroy the country by wishing people "Happy holidays." He has called the greeting "insulting to Christian America" and bemoaned...
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Funny story: Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Obama is not talking to the President or to us at the present. Just the same, we paid a little extra just to hear from some people who keep their eyes and pockets open at the nations capitol. "Mad? Is that woman mad? She's giving him l...
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Funny story: Hillary Having Flashbacks Of Gunfire, Dodging Bullets!

Hillary Having Flashbacks Of Gunfire, Dodging Bullets!

Hillary Clinton, possible candidate for the Presidency in 2016, has been having flashbacks of the day she got caught in a crossfire and making a narrow escape in Bosnia 17 years ago. We got a copy of a report from a CIA hacked memo of Hillary's co...
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Funny story: "You Know!" Beginning To Take Place After Many Political Arguments

"You Know!" Beginning To Take Place After Many Political Arguments

A strange change have come about maybe because of all the politics, all the suing, a black President, maybe even a right-wing Radio Talk Show Host. The mystery has been handed over to MENSA to see if even they can understand it, because it seems t...
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Funny story: Walmart To Drop The Name Black Friday

Walmart To Drop The Name Black Friday

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - After yet another Black Friday shopping fiasco where people were shoved, pushed, and attacked, the world's largest retail chain has issued a statement. A Walmart representative stated to the news media that although the vas...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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