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Funny story: Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

HAVANA, Cuba - A lot of U.S. politicians are not happy with the trip that Beyonce and her hip hop husband Jay-Z took to Cuba. They noted that former Cuban president Fidel Castro is still considered to be one of the most hated leaders of the entire...
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Funny story: New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...
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Funny story: California Could Possibly Take Away Justin Bieber's Cell Phone

California Could Possibly Take Away Justin Bieber's Cell Phone

LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately Justin Bieber has been giving Lindsay Lohan a bit of competition when it comes to the automobile department. According to iRumors the Canadian singer has just found himself in a bit of hot water over talking on t...
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Funny story: Baseball Manager Changes Tune on Castro … or Does He?

Baseball Manager Changes Tune on Castro … or Does He?

Suspended Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen says his "I love Fidel Castro" remark was misinterpreted because his Spanish is the polar opposite of the Spanish dialect spoken by Cuban American in Miami. "My Venezuelan Spanish is far more elegant...
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Funny story: Ozzie Guillen Manager of The Miami Marlins Apologizes Saying "Beisbol, Cheese My Life"

Ozzie Guillen Manager of The Miami Marlins Apologizes Saying "Beisbol, Cheese My Life"

MIAMI - The ownership of the Miami Marlins giving in to fan pressure from the Cuban-American community has issued a five game suspension to manager Ozzie Guillen. Guillen, who spoke on Miami's Channel 123 using subtitles stated that he is very sor...
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Funny story: Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Rome - The Pope's private quarters had the full Bell, Book & Candle treatment today after minders found a red-haired voodoo doll stuffed inside a hidden crevice along with a handwritten billet-doux signed 'Love, Fidel'. Vatican exorcists fear...
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Funny story: The Adventures of Ozzie and Fidel

The Adventures of Ozzie and Fidel

Ricky Martin now has a big hit on Broadway with Evita, and Ozzie Guillen has another flop in Miami with the Marlins. Yes, the man whose mouth can barely form the right words in English went to Miami this year to manage a team where the franchise h...
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Funny story: Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

MIAMI - The manager of Major League Baseball's Miami Marlins, Ozzie Guillen has done gone and to quote Britney Spears "Oops...I Did It Again!" This time the native of Venezuela told some reporters that he really feels that former Cuban dictator Fi...
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Funny story: Iran joins forces with Cuba to add sugar to oil exports

Iran joins forces with Cuba to add sugar to oil exports

Havana, Cuba - Machines of all description will be ruined when oil mixed with raw sugarcane juice is exported from Iran in the coming days. Raul Casablancabenot, press-underling in the Castro administration, was boasting to reporters in a bar ne...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro Last Laughing Because He Lived Longer Than Gadhafi

Fidel Castro Last Laughing Because He Lived Longer Than Gadhafi

HAVANA - Ever since former Cuban President Fidel Castro entered into power in 1976 he's always had an eye on Libya's Muammar Gadhafi for archrival reasons. According to a study done in world history by Professor Elitzer Spilliot of University of P...
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Funny story: State of the Union shocker: Fidel Castro fathered Condoleezza Rice's babe Barry, born in a Cuba cathouse!

State of the Union shocker: Fidel Castro fathered Condoleezza Rice's babe Barry, born in a Cuba cathouse!

Washington - (Gonads): The Old Gipper's gagging order is writ large all over the birth ceritificate, cryogenically sealed in a Pentagon bunker five miles below Seizure's Pal Arse in Nevada. Today a sexagerian cathouse madam in Havana is threatenin...
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Funny story: Fidel to judge on American Idol

Fidel to judge on American Idol

I have just been handed a communique stating that former generalissimo of Cuba, Fidel Castro, has accepted an invitation to be a judge on American Idol, next summer. The former antagoniser of Western states including USA has been recovering from a...
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Funny story: Castro Warns of Nuclear War. Blames "Damn Kids on Lawn."

Castro Warns of Nuclear War. Blames "Damn Kids on Lawn."

Havana, Cuba (BNSE): Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, delighted Cuba's Parliament with his first public appearance in over four years. A strong, healthy, and vigorous Castro amazed Cuba's leaders and the assembled press corps alike with his deep grasp o...
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Funny story: Castro returns from the dead and downs a quick shot of "Cuba Libra"!

Castro returns from the dead and downs a quick shot of "Cuba Libra"!

Cuban revolutionary, President, lover of communism, socialism, cocoa coloured, long-legged Cuban "babes" and a "muy grande" shot of Cuba Libra, Fidel Castro, is back and mother fucking imperialist Yanks, beware, Russian ships are on their way! He...
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Funny story: Castro simulacra makes another rare trip out of cold storage to visit neighboring mausoleum

Castro simulacra makes another rare trip out of cold storage to visit neighboring mausoleum

The President Fidel Castro automated impersonator has made its first reported appearance outside Havana since handing over power to Raul Castro in 2006. Cuban television showed the realistic 83-year-old automaton leaving his own cold storage to vi...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro, Brother of The Cuban President, Says Cuba Will Exchange Lindsay Lohan For 173 Cuban Held U.S. Prisoners

Fidel Castro, Brother of The Cuban President, Says Cuba Will Exchange Lindsay Lohan For 173 Cuban Held U.S. Prisoners

HAVANA - The ex-president of Cuba, Fidel Castro, has stated that his brother, Raul, the new president of Cuba, has authorized him to negotiate for the exchange of prisoners between the United States and Cuba. Fidel stated that his country, which p...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro has died

Fidel Castro has died

On July 15th, 2010 the highly feared unquestioned Dictator of the Imprisoned People's Republic of Cuba, Fidel Castro died from an extremely fatal heart attack. Doctors say the heart attack was the result of smoking 200 Cuban cigars a day, although...
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Funny story: Castro impersonator makes rare public appearance, masses reassured; Disney denies animatron rumours

Castro impersonator makes rare public appearance, masses reassured; Disney denies animatron rumours

New photographs have emerged showing a remarkably realistic Fidel Castro impersonator greeting workers in a rare 'public' appearance. The images of a grey-bearded "Castro", 83 and/or dead, smiling and wearing a white tracksuit with a Disney logo,...
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