London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome.
As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...
Calling it a 'major accomplishment" an Obama Treasury Department official hailed today's sale of the remaining shares of Chrysler to Italy's Fiat despite the fact the taxpaying public were shorted over $1.3 Billion in TARP money wasted on the margin...
In a bizzare move obviously fueled by party pills, desperation and red wine, an alliance has been announced between FIAT and Chrysler.
Spokesman for Chrysler Larry Dork (jnr) said "What the hell, Chrysler is f**cked, Mercedes didn't want us, so wh...
Turin, Italy/ FBI/ Mafia News Flash - Barney Frank, House Senate Banking Chairman, was stunned today when he heard the announcement of the unholy union of Fiat and Chrysler, the marriage that gave the Italians 35% of the $4.2B in cash recently releas...
It appears that Jeremy Clarkson is not the only one who abuses the law - and gets away with it! Last week, Clarkson was caught by a GATSO speed camera travelling an estimated 83 mph in a 50 mph zone in a hired Alfa Romeo sports car but escaped prose...
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