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Chaos As Dover Port Closed For An Hour

Funny story: Chaos As Dover Port Closed For An Hour

The gates to the shores of Great Britain were sensationally closed yesterday for over an hour, causing turmoil amongst incoming and outgoing travellers and throwing the transport system in to chaos - over a biro. Port Authority employee Tony Weeks...

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Catching a Ferry This Summer? Beware of Mines!

Funny story: Catching a Ferry This Summer? Beware of Mines!

The German WW2 mine discovered - then lost again - by the Royal Navy yesterday nine nautical miles off the Essex coast, and said to be the biggest since one washed up on the Suffolk coast all the way back in 1946, could mean having to ban all Britis...

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Isle of Wight News - Chain Ferry prices set to increase

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Chain Ferry prices set to increase

There is anger in Cowes as news emerges that the chain ferry tariff is set to increase from next month. The chain ferry that has been in operation for over a hundred years almost continuously, give or take the occasional break down (the last laste...

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Premature Baby Born On Brian Ferry

Funny story: Premature Baby Born On Brian Ferry

A premature baby has been born on top of former Roxy Music front man Brian Ferry. The first sign that there was something wrong was when Brian Eno barged in with a vast amount of expensive looking electronic equipment and began to set it all up. The...

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Ferry Crossings Face New Tax Increase

Funny story: Ferry Crossings Face New Tax Increase

The Government has announced that ferry travel to Europe is to be subject to a minimum charge of £250, in order to prevent binge-drinking and promote public health. The change was announced this morning by Business Secretary Dark Lord Mandelson, a...

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Truck Driver's Narrow Escape

Funny story: Truck Driver's Narrow Escape

A truck driver from Stranraer in Scotland had a narrow escape when he tried to disembark from a ferry heading for Belfast whilst the ferry was at sea. Cam McLuckie had driven onto the ferry in Stranraer heading for Belfast to deliver a year's supp...

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Pirates Attack Mersey Ferry

Funny story: Pirates Attack Mersey Ferry

Dramatic events today on the river Mersey as a passenger ferry was tracked down and boarded by pirates. Reports tell of how a small craft, piloted by cutthroats and brigands cut off and managed to board the ferry in order to rob passengers. Pol...

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Thousands of Illegal Immigrants Arrested while trying to Board the Dover to Calais Ferry

Funny story: Thousands of Illegal Immigrants Arrested while trying to Board the Dover to Calais Ferry

As the Police are unable to cope the British Army have been drafted in to Kent as Thousands of Illegal Immigrants who are desperate to leave the UK are attempting to board the Dover to Calais Ferry or sneak onto Lorries travelling th...

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Stricken ferry dumps millions of condoms, choc biscuits and anal wart-removing lotion bottles

Funny story: Stricken ferry dumps millions of condoms, choc biscuits and anal wart-removing lotion bottles

Lancashire - (Rioters): The stricken Riverdance ferry has dumped its entire cargo of Dimplex condoms, McVitie's choc chip cookies and Anusol Wart Remover Jelly onto the Lancashire shore prompting feverish looti...

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Ferry workers use pot regularly

Ferry workers are getting ready for the hardship of having to hide their pot-smoking from view, after the T.S.B. has made the recommendation that active crewmembers not smoke pot while on the job.

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Newfoundland Ferry Nearly Capsizes due to Unruly Behavior

Funny story: Newfoundland Ferry Nearly Capsizes due to Unruly Behavior

Port aux Basques, Newfoundland (The Gulf News) - Roger Flood, President & CEO of Marine Atlantic Inc. which provides ferry service between Newfoundland & Labrador and Nova Scotia, announced a near-sinking of one of the world's largest vessels las...

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Bush Administration Refuses Federal Money to Rescue Alaskan Cruise Ship

Funny story: Bush Administration Refuses Federal Money to Rescue Alaskan Cruise Ship

President Bush had insisted that no Federal agents assist in the rescue of the cruise ship that ran aground near Juneau, Alaska. Also, he has said that no federal property or equipment will be used to repair the ship or assist the crew or passengers...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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