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Funny story: Ferrets banned from Winter Olympics

Ferrets banned from Winter Olympics

In a shock blow for ferret-loving Olympians, the Russian government has banned ferrets and ferret owners from the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi. British skier and fervent ferret fan Barry Badger was astonished to hear the news, but he suspected so...
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Funny story: Hog Jaw Ferret Leggin Champion Challenges the All-UK Champ to Ten-Hour Death Match

Hog Jaw Ferret Leggin Champion Challenges the All-UK Champ to Ten-Hour Death Match

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Stan Stilldamnya, Hog Jaw, Arkansas' answer to the legendary Reg Mellior, former world record holder in Ferret Legging, issued a sharp challenge to the All-England, Scotland and Wales Ferret Leggin "pansies." "Ain't...
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Funny story: Ferret Protests Weird Human Behavior

Ferret Protests Weird Human Behavior

North Dakota ferrets are dying of the plague. Well meaning scientists have been trying to intervene to save the remaining ferrets but perhaps someone should look at this from a ferret's point of view. Thanks to new technology the spoofvet has bee...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover new Species

Scientists Discover new Species

Scientists have recently discovered a new species the Psarigi (or Land Fish). It is believed this is a prehistoric animal which has evaded the evolutionary process and is a direct descendent of most living mammals.
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Funny story: Pop Queen Kylie in Ferret Addiction Hell

Pop Queen Kylie in Ferret Addiction Hell

Aussie pop sausage Kylie Minogue has been admitted to hospital after revealing that she has developed a serious addiction to Ferrets. This news come only weeks after fellow pop icon Robbie Williams was discovered to have been dealing with a Weasel pr...
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