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Fern Britton Show Axed - TV Repair Man Claims Another Triumph

Funny story: Fern Britton Show Axed - TV Repair Man Claims Another Triumph

Channel 4 has axed Fern Britton's teatime chat show after just one series. The series was Fern's first effort since she quit This Morning which became famous for her giggly relationship with co-presenter Phil Schofield. But the new show never a...

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Fern Britton's New Chat Show - TV Repair Man Issues Warning

Funny story: Fern Britton's New Chat Show - TV Repair Man Issues Warning

When Fern Britton launches her new chat show on Channel 4 today she will hope to please one viewer in particular - TV Repair Man. The vigilante, who has vowed to rid the TV schedules of reality shows and banal daytime programming, will be watching...

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Fern Britton in drain accident horror

Funny story: Fern Britton in drain accident horror

Reports are emerging that weight loss daytime TV queen, Fern Britton has today suffered an unfortunate accident. It is believed that the accident happened when the gastric banded beauty was on her way to the channel 5 studios to finalsie arrangeme...

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Fern Britton Rampage Story 'Simply Not True'

Funny story: Fern Britton Rampage Story 'Simply Not True'

A story reporting that the former TV show host Fern Britton had 'gone on the rampage', is not true it has emerged. The story, written by satirist Daryl Beech, was investigated and found to contain 'not a grain of truth'. Beech has been warned of h...

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Fern Britton is really a man!

Funny story: Fern Britton is really a man!

Today it emerged that Ex This Morning Presenter Fern Britton has been hiding more than just the real reasons for leaving This Morning. She has been hiding which sex she was actually born. According to my sources, Fern Britton was actually born a b...

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Fat Fern F*cks Off This Morning

Funny story: Fat Fern F*cks Off This Morning

So long former fat fuck Fern Britton who is leaving This Morning; I wish she had left many mornings ago. Despite her constant juvenile sexual innuendo, cuddly, bubbly, comfortable being obese Fern, who pretended to millions of loyal viewers that she was losing weight through exercise, healthy eating and improved lifestyle, but had secretly had a gastric band fitted to stop the flow of garbage...

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Fern Britton Cruelty Shock

Funny story: Fern Britton Cruelty Shock

Amateur garden enthusiast and fat former TV hostess Fern Britton was questioned this week, after she faced charges of gross cruelty. It was reported that on 24th March 2009 the former model and superstar was snuffling and digging for truffles in...

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Fat Fern Hits Out

Funny story: Fat Fern Hits Out

Fat Fern Britton is set to quit Good Morning after finding out that TV bosses surreptitiously filmed her obese torso and used in a BBC news report about Britain's obesity problem. She is quoted as saying (not that she did you understand) 'I will...

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Fern Britton Leaves Show After Row About Her Knickers

Funny story: Fern Britton Leaves Show After Row About Her Knickers

Fern Britton, the overweight This Morning presenter has left the show after a rift with co-presenter, Philip Schofield, over her underwear. Britton, who only last week tipped the scales at a whopping 23 stone, fell into dispute with Schofield over...

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Firm Britone:"Money Was Not The Reason"

Funny story: Firm Britone:"Money Was Not The Reason"

The television presenter Firm Britone today announced that her decision to quit 'This Morning' was not just about money. Some have claimed that the discrepancy between her wages and those of her co-host, Pip Shitfield, led to her resignation. It i...

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Britone Quits Sofa

Funny story: Britone Quits Sofa

After 10 years of displaying her cleavage to unemployed layabouts Firm Britone has announced "I'm quitting". The daytime tv host wants to spend more time with her family, who have our sympathy. Britone also wants to move into more heavyweight poli...

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Fern Britton to leave This Morning

Funny story: Fern Britton to leave This Morning

Presenter Fern Britton, who is rumoured to be a large woman, is leaving this morning. She had originally planned to leave this evening, but that was changed at one stage last week, to this afternoon. However, plans appear to have gone swimmingly w...

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'Women Wouldn't Have Got Us Into This Mess' Firm Britone Tells ITV

Funny story: 'Women Wouldn't Have Got Us Into This Mess' Firm Britone Tells ITV

Firm Britone, the 'bubbly' TV host and unthinking man's crumpet told ITV bosses that they were to blame for the plight of the independent television channel. Speaking to an audience who were expecting a political rather than media heavyweight, Br...

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"I Kill Hamsters for Fun" says Britton

Funny story: "I Kill Hamsters for Fun" says Britton

Daytime TV favourite Fern Britton has stunned viewers with the revelation that she likes to kill hamsters for pleasure. The bombshell comes just days after her recent dramatic weight loss was revealed to be nothing more than an illusion created by...

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Some girls are bigger than others

Funny story: Some girls are bigger than others

Results of a Mori Poll claim that most British men prefer a 'Fat Fern' to a 'Fit Fern'.

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Heavy Snow Sweeps Britton

Funny story: Heavy Snow Sweeps Britton

20-stone (280lb/127kg) Canadian rap artist Snow tonight faces multiple assault charges after lashing out at daytime TV presenter Fern Britton with a chimneysweep's broom. The 86-year-old Informer performer hit out during a heated argument over the g...

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