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Black Suspect Who Died in Police Custody Suffered from a Pre-existing Condition (Actually, Two)

Funny story: Black Suspect Who Died in Police Custody Suffered from a Pre-existing Condition (Actually, Two)

NEW YORK-A black suspect who died from a chokehold while in police custody apparently, according to the coroner who examined the body on Wednesday, suffered from the pre-existing condition of mortality. Rashawn Williams, the 27 year old suspect, w...

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Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Funny story: Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Ferguson Township, PA - A group of protesters protesting the grand jury decision in the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, MO were outraged yesterday and started protesting about how the police chief of Ferguson Township in Pennsylvania told the protest...

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Ferguson Man Shocked To Find He Has No Milk

Ferguson man Randy Burrows is reeling in shock this morning after discovering that his mother had failed to purchase milk to accompany his usual breakfast of cornflakes. The 26 year old school janitor, who has yet to leave home, was visibly upset,...

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Thanksgiving Day bloodbath on the cards

Funny story: Thanksgiving Day bloodbath on the cards

Washington DC - White House tarot readers are urging calling off Thursday's annual dinner after the No 16 Major Arcana card, Thanksgiving Day Bloodbath, appeared in the President's ten card spread. The omen was enough to spook Michelle Obama into...

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Ferguson learns valuable lesson: Don't announce bad news at night

Funny story: Ferguson learns valuable lesson: Don't announce bad news at night

Ferguson, Mo. - Businesses were ablaze and bullets flew overhead throughout the night in Ferguson as officials chose the late evening as the best time to announce that a white police officer would not be indicted in the shooting of an unarmed black t...

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RNC Chairman Tells Black America to Accept Ferguson Decision and Shut Up; Also Announces 9th Benghazi Investigation

Funny story: RNC Chairman Tells Black America to Accept Ferguson Decision and Shut Up; Also Announces 9th Benghazi Investigation

It's been a mixed weekend for conservatives, fitting as they always seem to be mixed up. Republican National Committee chairman Reince Preibus held a press conference today to discuss the weekend's events. The conference started with Preibus prai...

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Ferguson Officer Unwittingly Admits His True Motive Behind Killing Unarmed Teen

Funny story: Ferguson Officer Unwittingly Admits His True Motive Behind Killing Unarmed Teen

In a Channel 5 investigative report with journalist Jim Rosenthal, the Ferguson Caucasian police officer, who allegedly shot an unarmed African American teen to death in August, unwittingly admitted his true motive behind shooting the teen. Rosenthal asked the officer the following question, "Is it possible that the suspect could not drop his gun simply because he did not have a gun?" to which...

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Police Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon

Funny story: Police Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon

After images of tank-like vehicles in Ferguson turned against ordinary citizens, many towns are trying to return military gear supplied by the Defense Department-and finding it impossible. The tanks came from a vast Defense Department program that...

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Obummer "bummed" about Ferguson

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In a White House rose garden interview, as he sipped mint juleps and was fanned by "aides," President Barack Obummer lamented the fact that he is "bummed" about the "Ferguson" incident, the shooting of African-American thief...

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