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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Des Moines, IA - Surrounded by retards, Hillary Clinton told reporters she disagreed strongly with the findings of a team of Doctors that she was mentally retarded. "I am not retarded at all," she said. "These people behind me are." Clinton as...
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Funny story: Pots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession

Pots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession

New York, N.Y. - The Association of Cookware and Bakeware Manufacturers lost one of their giants last month. Allen Spencer was a key mover and shaker in the industry that helped turn kitchenware into something that made a house a home. In a soon to b...
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Funny story: Female motorcycle gang, the Satan Sluts, swamp Whitley Bay in unnecessary riot.

Female motorcycle gang, the Satan Sluts, swamp Whitley Bay in unnecessary riot.

The ladies motorcycle club, the Satan's Sluts have been causing chaos along East Coast seaside resorts over the weekend. The police have been run ragged and one force in particular at Whitley Bay - were stretched to their very limits. The gang congre...
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Funny story: New Water Commissioner Announced

New Water Commissioner Announced

Manfred, New Hampshire - This small town of 750 has finally found a replacement for Bill Hicks, the 92 year old member of the local water commission who suffered a massive stroke during a commission meeting last February. Ms. Jean Seymore, a local r...
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Funny story: Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

It turns out that having a massive penis is not the umitigated blessing most men aged 8 through 80 think it to be. Though it may boost mightily one's self-esteem, a recent research study says it can be quite hard on the pocketbook. In a paper tit...
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Funny story: All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

For the first time in history, all the nominees for Best Actress at the Oscar's are women. The surprise turnaround follows sustained pressure from feminist activist groups, who called the decision to give the coveted Best Actress award to male no...
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Funny story: Limbaugh Says Colbert Will Destroy Heartland Values

Limbaugh Says Colbert Will Destroy Heartland Values

Stephen Colbert, who has been anchoring the Colbert Report on Comedy Central since 2005, will replace David Letterman as CBS's late night host in 2015. "It's revolutionary! In kind of a bad way," according to radio host Rush Limbaugh: "CBS has j...
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Funny story: An Angry Feminist Lesbian Looks at the Sunday Funnies

An Angry Feminist Lesbian Looks at the Sunday Funnies

Today we welcome what we are told will be a lighthearted and insightful column by our usual feminist commentator, Val-Grace MacDorkin. Take it away, Val! Many Lesbian Feminists miss out on opportunities to connect with the general public by overlooking popular culture. I will never do this, I love popular culture, so long as it involves no males. Today I am looking at the Sunday Funnies, or Co...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Returns To The View, Hasselbeck Surprise Guest

Rosie O'Donnell Returns To The View, Hasselbeck Surprise Guest

Rosie O'Donnell returned to "The View" on Friday. It was her first appearance on the show since her infamous brawl back in 2007 with Elisabeth Hasselbeck in 2007 caused her to step down as moderator. The source of the blowup? A discussion in wh...
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Funny story: Awkward Moment Shared at Bikini Espresso Stand

Awkward Moment Shared at Bikini Espresso Stand

VANCOUVER, WA-What was supposed to be a simple coffee purchase turned in to a critical moment in the career of George Blankenship, associate professor of English at Washington State University Vancouver as he exchanged glances with one of his Feminis...
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Funny story: Research Shows Women Scientists Would be More Useful at Home, says Woman Scientist

Research Shows Women Scientists Would be More Useful at Home, says Woman Scientist

Washington, D.C. - In a groundbreaking study involving the National Institute of Health, some women are hearing unexpected results. A study financed by the National Organization for Marriage, with no bias at all, shows that women scientists would act...
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Funny story: Even sexier Super Bowl commericals this year

Even sexier Super Bowl commericals this year

With millions in profits are to be made off of expensive super bowel advertising (the average cost of a 30-second ad for the Super Bowel was $4 million), U.S. corporations are going to present the most sexist ads possible on this year's Super Bowel...
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Funny story: Toy Mandibles Empower Weak-Jawed Masses

Toy Mandibles Empower Weak-Jawed Masses

Dateline: LOS ANGELES-There's a hot new product that's flying off the shelves. It's called Gravitas Jaws and it consists of a crude plastic mandible bone that's worn over your lower jaw like a beard, except that this piece of plastic has the power to...
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Funny story: Judge Orders Feminist to Wear 'Idiot' Sign

Judge Orders Feminist to Wear 'Idiot' Sign

A feminist caught on camera driving on a pavement to avoid a school bus unloading small, defenseless children will have to stand at a crossroads wearing a sign describing herself as an idiot. Her car had 100 stickers with misandrist statements ag...
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Funny story: Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

There are reports that male Republicans are being attacked and swallowed up by giant vaginas. The flying sex organs have been spotted in several major cities across the U.S. In what appears to be a kind of subversive sting operation, the female genit...
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Funny story: Feminist Nora Ephron meets Jesus

Feminist Nora Ephron meets Jesus

Nora Ephron says she met Jesus Christ in her dreams and she was promised a man in heaven because she couldn't find one on earth. "I got desperate for a man because I was getting old and I was constantly being turned down for dates because of my age," Ephron continues "I had to visit heaven to get my man." Ephron said she hiked Mt. Ararat in desperation to enter the pearly gates to get to he...
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Funny story: Feminist fights flesh-eating bacteria

Feminist fights flesh-eating bacteria

Christmas is coming, but not for Sandy Harvey who is a devote feminist. Her body is in the hospital being ravished by a tiny microbe named Aeromonas hydrophila. While on vacation, Harvey went for a swim in a river where she cut her elbow on a roc...
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Funny story: Dirty Limericks by Angry Feminist Lesbians

Dirty Limericks by Angry Feminist Lesbians

The Spoof's limericks column has been popular with lad readers, but criticism has come from certain other quarters over what some perceive as sexist elements. In the interest of fairness and constructive criticism we present what we are told will be a humorous and thoughtful rebuttal from Val-Grace MacDorkin, a prominent spokesperson on women's issues: You've come here for dirty humor, haven't...
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