David Moyes completed his first transfer window as Manchester United boss with the signing of Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini for £27.5 million on transfer deadline day.
As expected of a club of their stature, United had been linked with play...
Belgian serial-lover, man-eater and fuzzy haired bully joins Man Utd in the best buy since Mon Dieu (Messr Cantona) joined them. Ferguson missed out on Zlatan because he was too big for United and Ferguson could not stand players being bigger than th...
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