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Funny story: Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan's much anticipated budget report was released and as expected he really sticks it to America's poor, in fact he kills them! The new strategy called "Soylent Purple" amazingly cuts spending and balances the budget is just six months. I...
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Funny story: New Weapon in U.S. Arsenal in Fight Against Terror

New Weapon in U.S. Arsenal in Fight Against Terror

The states have begun to step up to the plate as the federal government continues to become less adept at fighting the war on terror. Colorado led the charge by legalizing marijuana for recreational use. This was followed by Washington state.
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Funny story: The Federal Government, Now Hiring New Employees, Changes Its Name To Lazy Heifer Couch Potato Productions To Earn Street Cred Among the American People

The Federal Government, Now Hiring New Employees, Changes Its Name To Lazy Heifer Couch Potato Productions To Earn Street Cred Among the American People

With sequester in the loom, the federal government is under pressure to change its image among the American people, beginning with an urban-inspired name change and employee overhaul. Lazy Heifer Couch Potato Productions, formerly the federal government and ironically bearing great similarities to its new namesake, is opening departmental branches across the U.S., and is aggressively seeking e...
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Funny story: New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York, NY - The state of New York is moving to ban assault shakers, according to a spokesman from the governor's office, Mr. Harry Pepper. "We have no issue, now, with salt shakers. But who, in their right mind, needs an assault shaker?", Mr.
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Funny story: Tribe Refuses to Take Back Mount Rushmore

Tribe Refuses to Take Back Mount Rushmore

Sioux City, Iowa - The Bureau of Land Management, on behalf of the National Park Service, has once again failed to return Mount Rushmore to The Sioux nation from which it was originally obtained. The refusal by the tribe of Native Americans means tha...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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