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Funny story: Aspen, Colorado Resident Arrested Trying To FedEx 2 Tons of Marijuana To Los Angeles

Aspen, Colorado Resident Arrested Trying To FedEx 2 Tons of Marijuana To Los Angeles

ASPEN, Colorado - Colorado State Police working in conjunction with representatives for FedEx have just made one of the biggest marijuana busts in Colorado history. Captain Vaughn J. Alpine with the CSPD informed the news media that a 19-year-old...
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Funny story: Walmart acquires North Pole, outsources Santa to FedEx!

Walmart acquires North Pole, outsources Santa to FedEx!

In a dramatic press conference held this morning at the corporate headquarters of Walmart, Inc. in Bentonville, Arkansas, a spokesman for the corporation announced the acquisition of the North Pole and the transfer of all of its operations to Benton...
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Funny story: FedEx and Pizza Hut Are Talking Merger

FedEx and Pizza Hut Are Talking Merger

NEW YORK CITY - In what could possibly be one of the most profitable mergers in recent history, representatives for FedEx and Pizza Hut are having dialogue concerning a possible merger. Emma Violet Chimski, 43, a board of directors member with Piz...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home. Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry...
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Funny story: UPS and FedEx trucks "officially" found

UPS and FedEx trucks "officially" found

In an update to a previously reported story, it turns out that the "missing" delivery trucks turned out NOT to be "missing" after all. According to Review expert Agatha Scrutinizer, whom the Department of Homeland Security assigned, to find the mi...
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Funny story: Citizens to Alert! UPS, and FedEx, delivery trucks reportedly missing!

Citizens to Alert! UPS, and FedEx, delivery trucks reportedly missing!

UPS General Manager Mr. Thomas Jefferson and FedEx General Manager Mr. Abraham Lincoln have filed "Missing Equipment" reports with the F.B.I. after the death of Osama Bin Laden led to rumors of a possible counter-attack against the United States.
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Funny story: People Avoid TSA Scans and Pat Downs by Using FedEx, Save Money on Flights

People Avoid TSA Scans and Pat Downs by Using FedEx, Save Money on Flights

In the rush to avoid the intrusiveness of both the TSA scanners and pat downs at airports, people have begun to use overnight FedEx to send themselves, their families and their luggage to their destinations. By using FedEx's newly promoted 250 pou...
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Funny story: Egyptian Man Cuts Off His Penis For Deli

Egyptian Man Cuts Off His Penis For Deli

CAIRO -- An Egyptian man has cut off his own penis and presented it at his local delicatessen in order that they might pickle it for a take-away snack. Police say the man entered the local Subway restaurant and was told that they were out of cold...
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Funny story: FEDEX Awarded US Mail Contract

FEDEX Awarded US Mail Contract

Washington DC: In keeping with President Obama's campaign promise to reduce government waste the USPS will now be operated by private enterprise, namely FEDEX Corporation. The president has been very supportive of competition between potential co...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton new CEO of Shipping Giant

Paris Hilton new CEO of Shipping Giant

(Papershuffel, SC) In a move sure to cause increased activity on Wall Street tomorrow, FEDEX and UPS announced their merger after closing today.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

MALIBOO,CALIFORNIA (BREAKING NEWS) Pop Star gone mad, Britney Spears has disappeared from the Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea and her present whereabouts are unknown at this hour.
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Funny story: Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...
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Funny story: Sex, Drugs & Britney Spears

Sex, Drugs & Britney Spears

HOLLYWOOD, BABELON--(ASSOCIATE PRESS ) Britney Spears, the too pooped-to-pop, frazzled-dazzled, hairless-Chihuahua coiffed, super-duper star has had the beans spilled on her pill-popping, cocaine-nasal-sucking escapa...
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