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Funny story: "Fearne Cotton To Buy A Komodo Dragon To Ward Off Cyber Bullies" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

"Fearne Cotton To Buy A Komodo Dragon To Ward Off Cyber Bullies" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

BBC TV presenter Fearne Cotton is to buy a Komodo Dragon as an attack pet in order to fend off cyber bullies and potential stalkers, SEN has learned. Ms Cotton has complained that people are unncessarily cruel and hurtful, after widespread condemn...
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Funny story: Fearne Cotton's 'Jubilee Sick Bag' quip voted nation's favorite

Fearne Cotton's 'Jubilee Sick Bag' quip voted nation's favorite

London - A throwaway line about remedies for dealing with Jubilee party food over-indulgence has rebounded on thousands of outraged detractors. BBC presenter Fearne Cotton showcased an eye-catching commemorative vomit bag festooned with the Queen'...
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Funny story: Fearne Cotton to join Radio Bore breakfast programme The Noday Show

Fearne Cotton to join Radio Bore breakfast programme The Noday Show

Fearne Cotton, great-great-great-grand-great-daughter of veteran BBC boss Bilbo Cotton-Socks was today announced as the new presenter of the BBC radio bore brekky proggy, The Noday Show. It is thought 'aunty' removed 127 year old Humphrey Johns fr...
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Funny story: Fearne Cotton 'Just Not Sexy Any More' Laments Local Radio DJ Bongo Jamstrangler

Fearne Cotton 'Just Not Sexy Any More' Laments Local Radio DJ Bongo Jamstrangler

Popular local radio DJ, Bongo Jamstrangler, of the 'Breakfast With Bongo!' radio show, on Shyte FM, today launched an astonishing attack on Radio One DJ and TV Personality, Fearne Cotton, by stating that she's just not sexy any more. Jamstrangler...
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