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Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...

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Iranians forced me to wear unflattering striped shirt claims former hostage Faye Turney

Funny story: Iranians forced me to wear unflattering striped shirt claims former hostage Faye Turney

It has now been nearly a week since the 15 sailors captured by the Iranians for allegedly trespassing in their waters were released, amid the lavish grandstanding of the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and relief of families and loved ones of t...

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Royal Navy Bidding War Begins In Earnest

Funny story: Royal Navy Bidding War Begins In Earnest

A bidding war has begun after the Ministry of Defence last week gave the green light to the 15 Royal Navy personnel captured in Iranian waters, to sell their stories to the media.

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Faye: my topless Iran pics ordeal

Funny story: Faye: my topless Iran pics ordeal

TV Studios, London - (Ass Mess): Royal Navy sailor Faye Turney has defended her decision to sell her topless Iran photos for a reputed six figure sum after the Ministry of Defence caved in and accepted the standard 15% agency fee.

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Faye Turney Forced to Watch "Videos"

Funny story: Faye Turney Forced to Watch "Videos"

Millionaire sailor Faye Turney has revealed how she was separated from her colleagues, forced to strip to her panties and stockings and sleep on a small King Charles Spaniel during her "nightmare in Tehran".

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"Women Don't Belong In British Army" - Claim

Funny story: "Women Don't Belong In British Army" - Claim

Claims made in a British national newspaper that women do not belong in the Armed Forces have angered some high-ranking British Army officials.

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Crap headscarf business riles Royal Navy hostage into demanding shampoo

Funny story: Crap headscarf business riles Royal Navy hostage into demanding shampoo

Tehran Hilton - (Ass Mess): Leading Seawoman Faye Turney has defied her fundamentalist Iranian captors and demanded shampoo as an alternative to wearing a dodgy black scarf to hide her greasy tresses.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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