"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...
It has now been nearly a week since the 15 sailors captured by the Iranians for allegedly trespassing in their waters were released, amid the lavish grandstanding of the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and relief of families and loved ones of t...
A bidding war has begun after the Ministry of Defence last week gave the green light to the 15 Royal Navy personnel captured in Iranian waters, to sell their stories to the media.
TV Studios, London - (Ass Mess): Royal Navy sailor Faye Turney has defended her decision to sell her topless Iran photos for a reputed six figure sum after the Ministry of Defence caved in and accepted the standard 15% agency fee.
Millionaire sailor Faye Turney has revealed how she was separated from her colleagues, forced to strip to her panties and stockings and sleep on a small King Charles Spaniel during her "nightmare in Tehran".
Claims made in a British national newspaper that women do not belong in the Armed Forces have angered some high-ranking British Army officials.
Tehran Hilton - (Ass Mess): Leading Seawoman Faye Turney has defied her fundamentalist Iranian captors and demanded shampoo as an alternative to wearing a dodgy black scarf to hide her greasy tresses.
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