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Funny story: Times Square Rocked by Woman's Act of Walking Up Fully Functioning Escalator

Times Square Rocked by Woman's Act of Walking Up Fully Functioning Escalator

Yesterday morning during rush hour, New Yorkers in Times Square subway station panicked when svelte middle-aged Brooklynite Bernice Shaw walked up the entire 20-plus steps of a fully functioning escalator. Many (literal) bystanders immediately used t...
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Funny story: Dollars or Pounds? Study Shows Weight Proportional to Dollars Spent on Fitness

Dollars or Pounds? Study Shows Weight Proportional to Dollars Spent on Fitness

The fitness industry is a huge marketplace, drawing countless Americans - a full two-thirds of whom are overweight - into spending billions of dollars annually in the hopes of becoming healthier, fitter, or simply less fat. Unfortunately for health-h...
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Funny story: Fat People On Tories Hit List

Fat People On Tories Hit List

Companies such as Jacamo and Simply Be are being forced by the government to cover their products in deodorants that smell of sweat, urine and untreated diabetic infections to ensure the public's perception of fat people doesn't change. With those...
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Funny story: I'm Just a Laidback and Festively Plump Individual

I'm Just a Laidback and Festively Plump Individual

I'm a stress-free type of guy who takes life with a carefree attitude. I guess you can say I'm just a laidback and festively plump individual and there is nothing wrong with that. I guarantee it. Think of how beneficial technologies like transportation, cellular devices, and the Internet. As long as someone or something else does the work for me, I'm ready to go. I value transportation. For ex...
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Funny story: UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

Professor Montgomery of a Think Tank located in West Virginia rural area say that they have become alarmed at the both the sightings of UFOs in the sky and a growing list of missing fat people. "We now believe that the connection is that whoever i...
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Funny story: Global Warming Will Give You The Runs!

Global Warming Will Give You The Runs!

According to those people trying to warn us about global warning, they now have determined that it will give you the runs. "It will be so warm that your food will break down too fast and you'll be continuing to run back and forth from the dining r...
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Funny story: Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings

Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings

Chancellor George Osborne has hailed his Budget as one for "makers, doers and savers...with bingo wings" after many measures made seemed to favour those with excess flesh around their upper arm area. The ability for those exhibiting surplus arm sk...
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Funny story: Slimmer Kirstie Alley Spotted at Paint Store

Slimmer Kirstie Alley Spotted at Paint Store

We tried to get close to her but there were so many cameramen present that we finally pushed ours forward to get some shots. Finally I yelled, "You look great! You look sexy!" She was all smiles and maybe that's why she gave me a few words on h...
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Funny story: A Tremendously Obese Arizona Woman Reveals That She Had Her Lips Stapled

A Tremendously Obese Arizona Woman Reveals That She Had Her Lips Stapled

PHOENIX, Arizona - Saying that all of her life she has been overweight beyond belief, Phoenix resident Olympia Twistboro, 37, decided to finally do something about it. She told National Focus Magazine that she hit the 500 pound mark this past Vale...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Joins International Federation of Competitive Eating

Kirstie Alley Joins International Federation of Competitive Eating

Hollywood, CA In news that will take no one by surprise, cultie Kirstie Alley has announced that she is no longer going to try to fake not being fat. In embracing her fatness, Ms. Alley is joining the International Federation of Competitive Eating i...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits She's Taking Pills To Make Her Huge Butt Even Bigger

Kim Kardashian Admits She's Taking Pills To Make Her Huge Butt Even Bigger

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian appeared on The View and told Barbara Walters that she has been taking a certain type of pill that is available only in Italy. Kim said that the pill, known as the Butt Pill, is designed to be taken (orally) three times...
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Funny story: Fat Man Steals 20 bottles of whiskey from Liquor store!

Fat Man Steals 20 bottles of whiskey from Liquor store!

While a friend caused a commotion outside a liquor store in Louisville, Kentucky, a big bellied guy in the store filled his pants...well, he didn't exactly crap on himself or anything, that was later. The fat guy inside the store filled his pants...
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Funny story: Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Knoxville, Tennessee. Police were called out to the Kingston Pike this afternoon after getting frantic calls from several sources that a fight was taking place near the Weight Watchers Center as some big women were battling some girl scouts and their...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has found herself at the end of a lot of anger and resentment from millions of pregnant and non-pregnant women. Hollywood Innuendo reported that DeGeneres recently said that pregnant actress Drew Barrymor...
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Funny story: Why The World Is Getting Cooler, Not Warmer!

Why The World Is Getting Cooler, Not Warmer!

In an important publication recently released, it states that an international research expedition to the Southern Ocean has confirmed that if it were left alone, the global climate would be naturally heading towards another ice age. "We're headed...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lawrence Fires Back At Joan Rivers Saying She Looks Like A Friggin' Space Alien

Jennifer Lawrence Fires Back At Joan Rivers Saying She Looks Like A Friggin' Space Alien

TULSA, Oklahoma - Jennifer Lawrence, star of The Hunger Games was visiting an old friend in Tulsa when she was asked about her recent feud with Joan Rivers. Lawrence smiled and said that she has no idea why the Yiddish Witch From Hell attacked her...
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Funny story: Customers Frustrated With Sizing of Clothing

Customers Frustrated With Sizing of Clothing

And the debate goes on: Are clothes getting smaller, or are we as a population getting bigger? Experts from several industries met at the Hotel Louisville. As they gorged on crab cakes, steamboat roast beef, potatoes, chili, green bean casserole,...
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Funny story: Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

It's a weird sight here in Kentucky when you look down the road and heading towards you are three big fat women sliding on their butts. But that is beginning to become the norm around here. Apparently, in order to save money on gas, several women...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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