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Funny story:  The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Game wardens in the state of Wyoming have explained the recent rash of giant size 18 footprints that campers have been coming across. Buster "Bubba" Custardweiser, 58, who is a senior game warden at Yellowstone National Park...
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Funny story:  The Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites

The Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites

NEW YORK CITY - Self-proclaimed fashion critic Joan Rivers, who is 79, wasted no time in hurling her fiery insults at England's singing sensation Adele. Rivers appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight said that Adele, 24, is so big she has her own zip co...
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Funny story:  Big trouble in little China : the lipoinjectors

Big trouble in little China : the lipoinjectors

Chinese businesses have long been influenced by the now-declining economies of the West, and often wish to mimic them in any possible way. The Chinese economy may be built on cheap labour, but its companies want to be associated with supposed Western affluence. This has always been obvious in certain ways - for example, the suits that Chinese businessmen wear and the fine food and drink they en...
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Funny story:  Apple surgically extracted from Rush's posterior

Apple surgically extracted from Rush's posterior

Washington DC - After announcing the success of his "make it fail" program, Rush celebrated on air by swallowing a whole apple. At first he felt fine. Then the listeners heard sirens as Rush was rushed to the hospital for surgery. Rush is in fine...
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Funny story:  Area man will eat that if you're not going to

Area man will eat that if you're not going to

DENVER, CO--Insisting that it is "the best part", Angelo Delagol offered to consume the uneaten and undesired portion of his tablemate's meal, sources from Outback Restaurant on 40th Avenue reported Sunday. "Really, you're not gonna eat it?" Delag...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers Nicknames Christina Aguilera "El Chubbo"

Joan Rivers Nicknames Christina Aguilera "El Chubbo"

LOS ANGELES - The undisputed "Queen of Mean" Joan Rivers has never been one to hold her tongue. Rivers, has probably made more derogatory wisecracks about Hollywood's starlets than anyone else including Naomi Campbell, Chelsea Handler, and Kathy G...
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Funny story:  Fat Man in Panties Ruins Family Day Out

Fat Man in Panties Ruins Family Day Out

A day out for a Winnipeg family turned sour today after they encountered a fat man outside their local Wal-Mart clad only in women's panties causing the cancellation of the families planned day of fun watching vehicles traverse at speed along the I-7...
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Funny story:  New York City: "Big Apple" Out; "Cute Apple" In

New York City: "Big Apple" Out; "Cute Apple" In

Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced that henceforth New York City will no longer be nicknamed, "The Big Apple." At his noon news conference, Hizzoner unloaded this latest bombshell to the unsuspecting news services. "A 'Big Apple' suggests...
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Funny story:  Anti-Fat Mayor:  NYC Resturants Forced to Feed Diners on 5-Inch Plates

Anti-Fat Mayor: NYC Resturants Forced to Feed Diners on 5-Inch Plates

In his never-ending assault on obesity, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg has ruled that as of July 1, 2012, restaurants in the five boroughs will now serve all foods on plates no larger than five inches in diameter. The Mayor, in yesterday's news confe...
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Funny story:  Fat people demand acceptance

Fat people demand acceptance

A campaign group for fat people has said that they should be treated with respect, and not ridiculed for their large size. Every day, 5 million Britons are reminded of their grotesque obesity every time they try to enter a doorway, put on an item of...
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Funny story:  Flesh-eating bacteria strain eats only excess body fat

Flesh-eating bacteria strain eats only excess body fat

Allentown, PA - Everyone knows Allentown is full of people who are too fat to fit into a restaurant booth. That is all about to change since the FDA approved the use of a new strain of flesh-eating bacteria for release into the wild, according to ou...
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Funny story:  Be Nice To Fatso, Docs Told

Be Nice To Fatso, Docs Told

Health professionals are advised to be more circumspect when dealing with patients they may perceive to be overweight. New guidance from the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) tells doctors and nurses to avoid language wh...
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Funny story:  UK 'most internet-based economy'

UK 'most internet-based economy'

The UK has the world's largest proportion of its economy based on the internet, statistics revealed today, putting it ahead of other high tech advanced economies like Japan, Germany and the Vatican. Prime Minister David Cameron praised the news, sayi...
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Funny story:  Cancer No Longer #1 Killer In America: Morbid Obesity And Accidents Form Surprise Team

Cancer No Longer #1 Killer In America: Morbid Obesity And Accidents Form Surprise Team

ATLANTA, GA--In what is already being hailed as one of the most depressing pieces of news in weeks, the Centers for Disease Control have rolled out their annual list of leading causes of death for 2011, and it appears that neither cancer, nor heart d...
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Funny story:  Buffalo Teachers Insist : It's in the Water

Buffalo Teachers Insist : It's in the Water

CNN News recently ran a story about the cosmetic rider that is included in the Buffalo, New York school teacher union health insurance contract. It noted that the "nip and tuck" benefit has cost Buffalo's citizens as much as nine million dollars a y...
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Funny story:  Brazil's Star Striker Axed Amid Weight Concerns

Brazil's Star Striker Axed Amid Weight Concerns

Two time Ballon D'or winner and Blue Peter badge recipient, Flabinho, has been told by Brazilian head coach, Claudio Crappeira, that he wont be selected again for Brazil until he resolves his ongoing weight problems. It is not the first time that...
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Funny story:  Fighting the flab? There's an app for that

Fighting the flab? There's an app for that

Flab Fighters have finally released their app for helping the overweight become slimmer than a snowball's chance in Hell in the shortest time possible. "Looking at me," said App World! editor, Mac Buck, "you wouldn't guess that I'm overweight. How...
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Funny story:  Puffington Host floats into the stratosphere: naked

Puffington Host floats into the stratosphere: naked

New York - The staid Puffington Host, purveyor of light gastronomic drivel, has finally floated up into the stratosphere following publication of its latest collection of puff pastry recipes in its Home and Garden section. The recipes called for...
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