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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...
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Funny story: Doesn't that itch?

Doesn't that itch?

Vaginas. They have really stood the test of time and remain as popular today as they ever were. Possibly even more so and it's hardly surprising. Us guys don't have them, and the girls that do don't always want us to see them. This only adds to our fascination, and then we read ladies magazines and discover there are loads of different ways girls can embellish their vaginas! It's no wonder we're a...
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Funny story: Major League Baseball Moves to "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" Playoff System

Major League Baseball Moves to "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" Playoff System

New York City - As a result of a powerful lobbying effort by a union of various women's rights groups, Major League Baseball is changing its current playoff system to the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" system. In the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't...
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Funny story: The Art of Fashion

The Art of Fashion

Entertainment Today is pleased to announce a new program called dress your best, which was installed with the intention to teach people who are ill aware of modern fashion the correct way to dress. My name is Steve Webermanjensen, and I will guide you through the program. We must first introduce ourselves to this course with your own personal fashion coach, Michael Styles. Mr. Styles is a ren...
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Funny story: Environmentalist's Compelling Message Overshadowed by Unfortunate Fashion Choice

Environmentalist's Compelling Message Overshadowed by Unfortunate Fashion Choice

During a panel discussion on climate change and environmental ethics at Columbia Law School, environmentalist Chuck Perry's compelling message of universal interconnectedness and the devastating effect of animal agriculture on the environment was unf...
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Funny story: Don't Wear That Bow Tie; It's Gay

Don't Wear That Bow Tie; It's Gay

I know you think wearing a bow tie makes you look intellectual, but it doesn't. It makes you look gay and you're going to end up getting your jaw broken by some guy who thinks you're giving men a bad image. And you can forget about getting laid. Women say they like that look, but they don't. They're yanking your chain. What they really want is for a man to dress like a man and not pretend he's al...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Butt Slaps Model Cara Delavingne

Taylor Swift Butt Slaps Model Cara Delavingne

NEW YORK CITY - Taylor Swift was a guest at the recent Victoria's Secret Fashion Show which was held in New York City. She performed two of her hit songs during the program. When model Cara Delavingne took to the catwalk in a one-piece romper Tayl...
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Funny story: Aerosmith's Steven Tyler's New Track Inspired by Model

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler's New Track Inspired by Model

Steven Tyler recently met with a young "man", who is actually a female model posing as a male in print magazine ads. "I just found it so fascinating that I had to write a song about it," states Tyler, legendary front man for the band Aerosmith.
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Funny story: Middle Aged Dudes Realize They Were Hipsters At Some Point

Middle Aged Dudes Realize They Were Hipsters At Some Point

Reporters recently interviewed two middle aged dudes hanging out, outside a hipster music venue after overhearing them make fun of the patrons. One of the 40 something generation X-ers stated, "You know what though? I just realized something. Bac...
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Funny story: Study Reveals Jeans Do Not Make Asses Look Fat

Study Reveals Jeans Do Not Make Asses Look Fat

LOS ANGELES, CA - An ongoing UCLA study has recently unveiled results that may shock many. "Jeans do not make a woman's ass look fat," reported Dr. Mack Daday, "a woman's ass makes a woman's ass look fat, plain and simple." Some of the studen...
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Funny story: Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Get Maxwell Don Adams Smart, or Get Smart, as it was called for short, celebrated the U. S. Central Intelligence Agency. It starred Maxwell Don Adams Smart, an actual CIA agent who loved numbers, particularly 99. The series was designed to showcase the efficiency and sophistication of U. S. federal bureaucracies and to make Americans feel safe and happy to part with the millions of dollars in taxe...
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Funny story: Gay-friendly women

Gay-friendly women

Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
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Funny story: The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...
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Funny story: Junior designer makes her own prom dress

Junior designer makes her own prom dress

FISHWIFE, MI - Diane McTease, a high school student from the northern Michigan town of Fishwife, had a swell idea for a prom dress as she watched her sexy sex-ed teacher, Ms. Tew Cute, demonstrate the proper way to unroll a latex condom over a cucumb...
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Funny story: Prisoners to be stripped under new jail reforms

Prisoners to be stripped under new jail reforms

The Justice Secretary has today announced prison reforms in a bid to cut down waiting lists. Prisoners will no longer automatically receive perks such as clothing and absorbent toilet paper. Initially the prisoners will have to parade naked under...
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Funny story: Women shopping on a budget are urged to shop with cross dressers

Women shopping on a budget are urged to shop with cross dressers

A recent survey has discovered that, when it comes to clothes shopping, cross dressers win hands down for finding bargains. "After twenty years of marriage," said Hattie Coates, editor of Fashion Magazine, "I discovered my husband was a cross dres...
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Funny story: Oscars committee jitters at Adele Adkins' 'barrage balloon' dress

Oscars committee jitters at Adele Adkins' 'barrage balloon' dress

Los Angeles - A total ban on all wide-angle lens shots is one option under consideration as Academy Awards judges ponder the merit of booking Adele to sing at Sunday night's ceremony. The Brit entertainer is due to perform the Skyfall theme nomina...
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Funny story: Fashion Houses Favour Big Ears For 2013

Fashion Houses Favour Big Ears For 2013

After the run away success of models with a gap in their teeth through 2012, trend predictors are claiming the look for fashion for models in 2013 will be girls with big ears and a lazy eye. The look for 2014 is more difficult to predict at this stag...
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