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Funny story:  Obama nationalizes NC Fart Farms!  Threatens Putin with---Fart &  Awe!

Obama nationalizes NC Fart Farms! Threatens Putin with---Fart & Awe!

President Barack Obama announced this morning that he had nationalized the North Carolina Fart Farms, an alternate energy resource founded this past year by the Reverend T. J. McCorkle. "It is an ill wind that blows no good," stated Rev. McCorkle upo...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber was a happy lad after reading in an old magazine that there was a man in a circus act years ago who did trick farts! "I had never heard of him but this wasn't made up, it was true", he told a friend. Justin's friend is one of many...
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Funny story:  Cold weather halts flatulence study

Cold weather halts flatulence study

Scientists conducting experiments measuring the speed of the "wind from a duck's ass", had to stop their work due to cold weather. "Every time the duck farted, it was so cold the fart froze in place. We could not get an accurate reading to study...
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Funny story:  Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night. Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...
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Funny story:  Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Prominent scientist, Stephen Hawking stated today that both Greenpeace and other environmental groups are fighting a losing battle with nature. "There are about 7 billion people on the earth today. Let's say they have one good crap each day. Now I...
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Funny story:  North Carolina Fart Farms declared, "No fly zone" by major airlines.

North Carolina Fart Farms declared, "No fly zone" by major airlines.

North Carolina fart fams received both ridicule and criticism when first announced by its founder Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC. Now, three major airlines have declared the air space around the facility a "no fly zone." Louisburg is in pa...
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Funny story:  Fart  powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!

Fart powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!

As public criticism and scepticism grows following news of the planned nuclear power plant to be built at Hinkley Point, Somerset, government insiders have divulged that alternative plans are also being considered. The word 'nuclear' appears to ha...
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Funny story:  Fart farm energy initiative caught up in NSA scandal!

Fart farm energy initiative caught up in NSA scandal!

The Fart Farm alternate energy initiative originally started in North Carolina had gained support in the nation's Capital until late yesterday when it was revealed that a whistle blower within the NSA, referred to now in the agency as a fart blower,...
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Funny story:  Fart Farm advocate accused of fudging data---threatens Fart Wars

Fart Farm advocate accused of fudging data---threatens Fart Wars

The Raleigh News & Observer clamed in a front page editorial this morning that Senator T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg had "fudged the data" in claiming that his proposed Fart Farms could solve the state's energy problems. "This is not the first time...
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Funny story:  Fart Farms:   Rural North Carolina alternative energy initiative!

Fart Farms: Rural North Carolina alternative energy initiative!

"An ill wind that blows no good," states The Raleigh News & Observer in todays morning edition reporting the following event: Approximately two hundred demonstrators gathered on the steps of the State Capitol building this morning to demonstra...
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Funny story:  Cheaper Natural Gas Means Fewer People Must Rely on Flatulence for Home Heating

Cheaper Natural Gas Means Fewer People Must Rely on Flatulence for Home Heating

America's new surplus of natural gas is not only putting money into the pockets of energy companies, but is also providing a break for renters and homeowners, says one expert. "Before the price drop, many Americans couldn't afford natural gas serv...
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Funny story:  The Word "Fart" to be Replaced by "Brraaaap"

The Word "Fart" to be Replaced by "Brraaaap"

After having been in popular use for more than 250 years, the word fart will soon be replaced by brraaaap. Dr. Bunny Glaze, speaking from the annual convention of the World Gastroenterologists' Union, said support for brraaaap by the doctors' group...
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Funny story:  Trains could be given anti-flatulence re-design

Trains could be given anti-flatulence re-design

Train carriages could soon be built to give better passenger protection against those engaging in extreme flatulence, following a three-year study. Scientists have devised a set of key changes that could contain explosive blasts and reduce the amo...
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Funny story:  Texas Man Changes His Life With Farts

Texas Man Changes His Life With Farts

Houston, TX - Hughey Longwhistle of Port Arthur, Texas, was on a trip with his family to Greece, which was an amazing fact on its' own, since Hughey had a terrible time making decisions. The slightest fork in the road would give Hughey terrible stom...
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Funny story:  Candles ignite stripper's fart: explosion injures 20 Shriners in Massachusetts!

Candles ignite stripper's fart: explosion injures 20 Shriners in Massachusetts!

SPRINGIELD, Massachusetts (ABSNN) - A nude dancer performing an "amazing, near flawless split" accidentally passed gas and nearby table candles ignited the fart "causing a huge natural gas explosion at the Scores Gentlemen's Club," say fire fighters...
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Funny story:  Fart Emissions Offsetting Scheme Launched

Fart Emissions Offsetting Scheme Launched

A radical fart emissions offsetting scheme was launched yesterday in central London by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg and Education Minister Michael Gove. The prevention of fart fouling trading scheme or PFFTS was introduced to reduce fart emiss...
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Funny story:  Man sues Louis Vuitton after finding brown stripes in his $200 underpants!

Man sues Louis Vuitton after finding brown stripes in his $200 underpants!

After buying a pair of Louis Vuitton underpants in the LV boutique on Sunset Boulevard for $250,00 dollars and wearing them only once, he discovered that there were several brown stripes in them. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, but has be...
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Funny story:  Local Man Survives Horrendous Buttock Area Gas Explosion

Local Man Survives Horrendous Buttock Area Gas Explosion

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a part time roast chestnut vendor from Titchfield, revealed that he had survived a horrendous buttock area gas explosion earlier today. "I was lucky to escape unsinged," Shuttlecock told reporters. According to so...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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