Astonished visitors to a farm in County Down, Northern Ireland, have been observing a dog helping Farmer Reid plough his fields, trimming the hedges, and spreading muck on a tractor! Not just sitting on the thing, but driving it!
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Hi-tech potheads in California want to be the first people to farm on Mars, and farmer Tad Hope is ready to take on the mission.
Hope, a vocal proponent of the Green Mars movement, has posted numerous videos of his concept and test farm in Cedar K...
The countryside was bright at the crack of dawn and the cluck-clucking of the yard's twenty chickens sounded welcoming. Henrietta, the now famous chicken, also lived in this small farm house in rural Franklin, Texas. She clucked with the best of them and was obviously a leg up above the others. The reason? Henrietta had a new artificial leg.
Henrietta the pet chicken received her $2,500...
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DENVER - Colorado State Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] spearheaded a state bill to give the state's thousands of marijuana farmers a tax break.
The bill easily passed by a vote of 31-4.
Senator Quickdance stated that the marijuana industry...
A newly launched non-profit organization established to advocate on behalf of animal farmers and confined animal feeding operations (CAFOs) encountered a bit of glitch in its inception: what to call itself that wouldn't immediately turn off consumers...
Singer Willie Nelson is moving to Colorado for the annual Farm Aid this year calling it, "We Are The Wired". Same great headliners and he's invited survivors from the old Grateful Dead group and all Dead Heads can get in at a discount.
"This has n...
In a short speech Friday morning that was watched closely by the nation's farmers, Vice President Joe Biden and some of the members of the House of Representatives announced that there was no use for panic among the cattle ranchers and farmers.
WICHITA, Kansas - Buford Buttonspoon has become one of the most popular farmers in his neck of the woods.
The 71-year-old hog farmer recently revealed that a year ago last Labor Day, he was out slopping his hogs when he started humming the Beatles...
IOWA CITY, Iowa - Many Iowa farmers are up in arms at the announcement that the state may be in the process of outlawing the use of scarecrows on all Iowa farms.
A clerk in the governor's office informed reporters for three of Iowa's largest newsp...
HANNIBAL, Missouri - Elmo Tuggletint, 53, has been raising egg-laying hens for over 30 years and in that time he has seen some very interesting things.
He recalls back in October of 1994, seeing one of his prized chickens, Linda Lou, lay an amazin...
Police are to show several hundred ewes which had previously been stolen from farms around the Tees region.
The level of excitement in an otherwise pedestrian county is reaching fever pitch, as farmers across the area are gathering to identify th...
ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas - Mildred P. Pettypicker, 88, has just admitted to the Arkadelphia Police Department that she shot a drone as it was flying over her and her husband, Elmer Ted's okra farm.
Mildred told investigating officers that she shot it...
KENOSHA, Wisconsin - Dairy farmer Wendell Hickenbocker, 68, who has been in the cow milking business for 47 years, said that he has been watching CNN and hearing a lot about these so called spy drones that Canada is reportedly sending up to spy on Am...
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (MOT) - Argentina announced a price freeze on supermarket products Monday in an effort to break spiraling obesity.
The price freeze applies to every product in all of the nation's largest supermarkets, the government's news...
Vast swathes of countryside in Suffolk were splattered with stinking cow-shit yesterday when a giant muck-spreader ran out of control, after the driver collapsed.
The massive muck-spreader, thought to be from Schittlodes Farm, Great Toddington, ha...
LANCASTER COUNTY, Pennsylvania (ABSNN) - A vast number of the farms in this Pennsylvania county have no electricity, no televisions, no telephones, no motor vehicles, no Honey Boo Boo. They are Amish folk, and yet, even the Amish know of the Twiligh...
During the recent floods in Yorkshire, local farmer Henry Shawtass managed to keep his buttocks dry whilst rescuing sheep from his flooded fields.
Mr Shawtass - who is only 5 ft tall - went back to borrow his wife's high-heeled wellington...
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