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Tractor driving Golden Retriever passes driving test

Funny story: Tractor driving Golden Retriever passes driving test

Astonished visitors to a farm in County Down, Northern Ireland, have been observing a dog helping Farmer Reid plough his fields, trimming the hedges, and spreading muck on a tractor! Not just sitting on the thing, but driving it! A Ministry of Tra...

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Pot Farmers Dream Of Growing A Crop On Mars

Funny story: Pot Farmers Dream Of Growing A Crop On Mars

Hi-tech potheads in California want to be the first people to farm on Mars, and farmer Tad Hope is ready to take on the mission. Hope, a vocal proponent of the Green Mars movement, has posted numerous videos of his concept and test farm in Cedar K...

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Why Does the Chicken Cross the Road? To Get Her New Leg!

Funny story: Why Does the Chicken Cross the Road? To Get Her New Leg!

The countryside was bright at the crack of dawn and the cluck-clucking of the yard's twenty chickens sounded welcoming. Henrietta, the now famous chicken, also lived in this small farm house in rural Franklin, Texas. She clucked with the best of them and was obviously a leg up above the others. The reason? Henrietta had a new artificial leg. Henrietta the pet chicken received her $2,500...

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Tractor And Agricultural Chat Lines XXX

Funny story: Tractor And Agricultural Chat Lines XXX

Sexy chat farmers: Phone: Who's a dirty farmer? 000 4312a My Big end has gone on Massive Ferguson 000 4313a Coupling muck spreaders 000 4313a Fertiliser fun 000 4314a Your turn in the barrel 000 4315a Silage (uncensored): Putting it about 000 4316a Close coupling 000 4317a Draw bar dynamics 000 4318a Jug sizes (metric) 000 4319a Deep pl...

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Colorado Votes To Give Marijuana Farmers A Tax Break

Funny story: Colorado Votes To Give Marijuana Farmers A Tax Break

DENVER - Colorado State Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] spearheaded a state bill to give the state's thousands of marijuana farmers a tax break. The bill easily passed by a vote of 31-4. Senator Quickdance stated that the marijuana industry...

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Factory-Farming Advocacy Group Struggles With Name Messaging: "Killing Over Compassion" Shot Down in Polls

Funny story: Factory-Farming Advocacy Group Struggles With Name Messaging: "Killing Over Compassion" Shot Down in Polls

A newly launched non-profit organization established to advocate on behalf of animal farmers and confined animal feeding operations (CAFOs) encountered a bit of glitch in its inception: what to call itself that wouldn't immediately turn off consumers...

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Willie Nelson Concert For Farmers In Colorado: Renamed "We Are The Wired!"

Funny story: Willie Nelson Concert For Farmers In Colorado: Renamed "We Are The Wired!"

Singer Willie Nelson is moving to Colorado for the annual Farm Aid this year calling it, "We Are The Wired". Same great headliners and he's invited survivors from the old Grateful Dead group and all Dead Heads can get in at a discount. "This has n...

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Congress Approves Cow Fartknockers For Environment!

Funny story: Congress Approves Cow Fartknockers For Environment!

In a short speech Friday morning that was watched closely by the nation's farmers, Vice President Joe Biden and some of the members of the House of Representatives announced that there was no use for panic among the cattle ranchers and farmers. "W...

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A Hog Farmer in Kansas Discovers That Two of His Pigs Love To Hum Along With Him To Songs By The Beatles

Funny story: A Hog Farmer in Kansas Discovers That Two of His Pigs Love To Hum Along With Him To Songs By The Beatles

WICHITA, Kansas - Buford Buttonspoon has become one of the most popular farmers in his neck of the woods. The 71-year-old hog farmer recently revealed that a year ago last Labor Day, he was out slopping his hogs when he started humming the Beatles...

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Iowa Farmers Could Be Forced To Get Rid of Their Scarecrows

Funny story: Iowa Farmers Could Be Forced To Get Rid of Their Scarecrows

IOWA CITY, Iowa - Many Iowa farmers are up in arms at the announcement that the state may be in the process of outlawing the use of scarecrows on all Iowa farms. A clerk in the governor's office informed reporters for three of Iowa's largest newsp...

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A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

Funny story: A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

HANNIBAL, Missouri - Elmo Tuggletint, 53, has been raising egg-laying hens for over 30 years and in that time he has seen some very interesting things. He recalls back in October of 1994, seeing one of his prized chickens, Linda Lou, lay an amazin...

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Stolen sheep on show for farmers

Funny story: Stolen sheep on show for farmers

Police are to show several hundred ewes which had previously been stolen from farms around the Tees region. The level of excitement in an otherwise pedestrian county is reaching fever pitch, as farmers across the area are gathering to identify th...

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An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

Funny story: An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas - Mildred P. Pettypicker, 88, has just admitted to the Arkadelphia Police Department that she shot a drone as it was flying over her and her husband, Elmer Ted's okra farm. Mildred told investigating officers that she shot it...

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A Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Shoots A Pelican - Says He Thought It Was A Spy Drone

Funny story: A Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Shoots A Pelican - Says He Thought It Was A Spy Drone

KENOSHA, Wisconsin - Dairy farmer Wendell Hickenbocker, 68, who has been in the cow milking business for 47 years, said that he has been watching CNN and hearing a lot about these so called spy drones that Canada is reportedly sending up to spy on Am...

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Argentina Freezes Prices To Persuade Farmers To Quit

Funny story: Argentina Freezes Prices To Persuade Farmers To Quit

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (MOT) - Argentina announced a price freeze on supermarket products Monday in an effort to break spiraling obesity. The price freeze applies to every product in all of the nation's largest supermarkets, the government's news...

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Giant muck-spreader wreaks havoc in Suffolk

Vast swathes of countryside in Suffolk were splattered with stinking cow-shit yesterday when a giant muck-spreader ran out of control, after the driver collapsed. The massive muck-spreader, thought to be from Schittlodes Farm, Great Toddington, ha...

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Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga

Funny story: Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga

LANCASTER COUNTY, Pennsylvania (ABSNN) - A vast number of the farms in this Pennsylvania county have no electricity, no televisions, no telephones, no motor vehicles, no Honey Boo Boo. They are Amish folk, and yet, even the Amish know of the Twiligh...

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Farmer saves buttocks from floods

During the recent floods in Yorkshire, local farmer Henry Shawtass managed to keep his buttocks dry whilst rescuing sheep from his flooded fields. Mr Shawtass - who is only 5 ft tall - went back to borrow his wife's high-heeled wellington...

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