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Funny story:  Giant muck-spreader wreaks havoc in Suffolk

Giant muck-spreader wreaks havoc in Suffolk

Vast swathes of countryside in Suffolk were splattered with stinking cow-shit yesterday when a giant muck-spreader ran out of control, after the driver collapsed. The massive muck-spreader, thought to be from Schittlodes Farm, Great Toddington, ha...
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Funny story:  Farmers repeal berry picking law

Farmers repeal berry picking law

A farmers' lobby group have successfully managed to repeal an ancient law affecting how berry-pickers work. Some farmers say that illegal immigrant Eastern European berry-pickers have been taking advantage of the law and stuffing themselves so full t...
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Funny story:  Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga

Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga

LANCASTER COUNTY, Pennsylvania (ABSNN) - A vast number of the farms in this Pennsylvania county have no electricity, no televisions, no telephones, no motor vehicles, no Honey Boo Boo. They are Amish folk, and yet, even the Amish know of the Twiligh...
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Funny story:  Farmer saves buttocks from floods

Farmer saves buttocks from floods

During the recent floods in Yorkshire, local farmer Henry Shawtass managed to keep his buttocks dry whilst rescuing sheep from his flooded fields. Mr Shawtass - who is only 5 ft tall - went back to borrow his wife's high-heeled wellington...
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Funny story:  Romney injured "milking" a bull in Iowa

Romney injured "milking" a bull in Iowa

COW PATTY, IOWA (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney attmpted to show farmers he was one of them at a dairy farm in this small Iowa village Saturday morning. It didn't turn out well for the Republican nominee. He was injured while "milking" a bull that was isolat...
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Funny story:  Cows Close UK Supermarkets

Cows Close UK Supermarkets

Herds of well trained cows have stormed supermarkets and local government buildings in a bid to support the farmers' strike. A calculated and precise act of terrorism has prevented customers from purchasing milk. It has been alleged farmers have...
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Funny story:  Pennsylvania Government Imposes Unconstitutional New Exhaust Regulations

Pennsylvania Government Imposes Unconstitutional New Exhaust Regulations

Pennsylvania legislature voted unanimously Friday April 8th 2011 to provide Bovine subsidies to cattle farmers to help them comply with their ultra strict Pennsylvania Climate Change Act of July 2008. This subsidy will reimburse farmers $1,000 per a...
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Funny story:  The Night We Almost Burned Grandma's Farm Down

The Night We Almost Burned Grandma's Farm Down

Back in the day during the summer after my first two semesters of college, I came across a high school friend who was taking summer school college courses as was I. Why anyone would ever want to be associated with any college I went to was beyond me. He introduced me to the sport of racquet ball and after the second set of summer courses he invited me to go on his annual two week trip to Nor...
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Funny story:  Local Farmer Arrested Over 'Sports Jacket' Incident

Local Farmer Arrested Over 'Sports Jacket' Incident

A local farmer was arrested at his farm today, after being caught wearing 'non conformist' clothing. The farmer, Jeb Doyle, had decided to shun the usual attire of manure caked wax jacket, in favour of a rather colourful, shiny cotton ski jacket.
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Funny story:  Dales Farm aiming for British gap record

Dales Farm aiming for British gap record

There was a near miss for Grassington last Sunday when a massive tractor pulling a 'really wide' load up Main Street failed to squeeze through the gap between the Foresters' Arms pub and the Dales Bookshop. The load consisted of a huge tank of ch...
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Funny story:  Working on a French Farm

Working on a French Farm

To be a woofer is to work on a French farm. The woofer is a person who volunteers on the farm in exchange for food and shelter. To woof is to be like a dog and, what is more, to work like one. The first day on the farm, my farmer Jaques looked me up and down with Gallic insoucience and asked, 'hey Irish, where do potatoes come from?' 'A shop' I replied. 'Stupid potato head, they come from the grou...
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Funny story:  Outrage As Farmer Shoves Goose Up Anus

Outrage As Farmer Shoves Goose Up Anus

It seemed impossible. Many people thought they were dreaming when they heard it. But it happened, and it happened on a farm in Somerset. David Powkin is 56. He has been working on Randunlend Farm for 40 years now having taking over from his father...
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Funny story:  Cucumber Battle Rages but Give Peas a Chance

Cucumber Battle Rages but Give Peas a Chance

In response to the current E-Coli tainting of fresh vegetables across Europe, American Snap Pea producers with bumper crops are offering to ship much of their freshly picked surplus to Europe. "They're great sources of vitamins A and C, with a tou...
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Funny story:  I didn't have sexual relations with that cucumber

I didn't have sexual relations with that cucumber

A man in Spain is receiving treatment in hospital after an angry mob of Cucumber farmers descended on his home and forced him to move out of the village. Local Farmers accuse Hector Julio Fernandez of contaminating their cucumber stock with e-coli...
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Funny story:  Disgruntled Chicken Faces Uncertain Future on Michigan Farm

Disgruntled Chicken Faces Uncertain Future on Michigan Farm

An unhappy chicken on Jackson Farm in Crump, MI, has gone on an egg-laying strike to protest the quality of her evening feed, according to U.S. agricultural officials. Twinkie, a red speckled hen who has produced over 300 eggs for local consumption in the past year, is dissatisfied with the new, cost-efficient feed formula recently introduced by Farmer Tom Jackson. The formula, which includes...
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Funny story:  'Radiation ready' soy seed available from Monasso

'Radiation ready' soy seed available from Monasso

Iowa - Speaking at the Ottumwa Grange, the President of Monasso, in one of his 'slumming' ventures to 'get his hands dirty' with the farmers, announced to a crowd packed with international reporters a stunning new development in soy seed. Of course...
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Funny story:  Sheep Saves Farmer's Wardrobe

Sheep Saves Farmer's Wardrobe

There was a heartwarming story today from the village of Snuffington near Leeds where Farmer, Jasper Hollyoaks, 57 avoided a potential wardrobe disaster. Reporter Emma Dale explained how the story unfolded. 'Jasper asked Wooly, one of his main...
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Funny story:  Irate Northern Irish Farmers begin 'sports boots' protest

Irate Northern Irish Farmers begin 'sports boots' protest

A group of Irate Northern Irish farmers have taken to the streets in protest over the declining quality of the rubber used in their 'wellington boots.' The farmers have recently become bemused with the consistency of the rubber and its subsequen...
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