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This News Just Might Save Your Life!

Funny story: This News Just Might Save Your Life!

"You need to always treat your kids special as one day they could be in charge of you and decide where they put you to get you out of your (their) house." That's what the guy told us at a company meeting. So I ran home and bought my kids an ant fa...

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Neglected Local Man Survives For Three Days On Leftovers

Funny story: Neglected Local Man Survives For Three Days On Leftovers

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today firmly put his foot down with an iron fist and a rod of chrome vanadium, after being presented with a Chinese takeaway chicken curry for dinner, and half a bag of chips. The reason for this abomination remains unc...

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Millions Flee Ireland in Pork Famine

Funny story: Millions Flee Ireland in Pork Famine

County Downwind, Ireland - This lush Irish countryside, once brown as far as the eye could see with pig farms, now lies empty and desolate in the wake of the recent devastating tainted pork recall. The Irish government has acted quickly to recall...

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Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Funny story: Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Stunned diners at the McWiggerdly household were left distraught after watching their 10 year old fat fucker of a son eat the last sausage in the entire house.

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"Get stuffed" this holiday; advice from voluptuous fitness guru, Cloy Bauer

Funny story: "Get stuffed" this holiday; advice from voluptuous fitness guru, Cloy Bauer

Today show nutritionist, fitness guru and founder of the Cloy Fit club, Cloy "the joy of epicurean and gluttonous behavior" Bauer says that Thanksgiving doesn't have to be feast or famine as long as you follow her advice: * Wake up in the morning on Thanksgiving Day and have lots of passionate sex on. Nobody has to be at work, and, sex lasting long enough, can stimulate yo...

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McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!

Funny story: McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!

Heather Mills, the limping former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul Mills-McCartney, has gone public on the reasons for the couple's acrimonious split - thousands of rats!...

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Irish famine blamed on Marlon Brando

Funny story: Irish famine blamed on Marlon Brando

The Irish potato famine of the 1840's was the fault of dead legendary fat method actor Marlon Brando, is the dramatic claim made in a new book by Irish one-hit-wonder, Sinead O Connor.

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