A recent poll conducted by this writer has revealed that one of the most annoying, cringe worthy and irritating things about Christmas are those shit family Christmas cards you get from relatives and friends, depicting them and their kids dressed up...
HOLLYWOOD - Charlize Theron, star of such movies as Snow White and The Huntsman, Reindeer Games, and The Hideously Ugly Sea Monsters of The Mediterranean has admitted to being on Cloud 9.
The beautifully alluring actress told Fajita San Guacamole...
Hasbro, the world's second-leading toy manufacturer, has introduced a new series of devices for use by parents: the "Tot Taser" series.
CEO Brian Goldner emphasized that the Tot Taser series does not represent a shift in Hasbro's business focus fr...
BREAKING (WTFM) - In the single most tasteless attempt at a joke fate could muster, your mother has died on April Fool's Day.
You receive the call from your sister around 3:00 AM - a particularly sadistic time because of the fact that you...
Ministers say problem families are costing the state billions of pounds. David Cameron has announced a £448 trillion plan to identify and get help to the most troubled families in England.
A network of "troubleshooters" will be given responsibilit...
HARFOLD, Vt.--In a study released today by Harfold State College, researchers found that the things for which college students are thankful this holiday season depend greatly on gender.
Of all women interviewed, 72.3% are thankful for their famil...
HOLLYWOOD - Television executives are sweating bullets as they have learned that President Obama acting on the advice of his entertainment media advisor Oprah Winfrey has proposed a bill that the Tinsel Town moguls hate more than even having to put u...
The big headline was that Gary Neville quit football completely at the age of thirty five having spent the past forty-two years playing for Manchester United. Most Manchester United fans were under the impression he had retired two years ago.
"Was...
CHICAGO - After shocking her viewers by recently announcing on her television show The Oprah Winfrey Show that she had a half sister that she had no idea she had, Oprah Winfrey has once again dropped another "Family" bombshell.
Ms. Winfrey announc...
CHICAGO - Since announcing on her show that she had a half-sister that she did not know she had, Oprah Winfrey, the Queen of Talk Shows and one of the richest women in the world has just announced that she has now had more 'unknown' relatives come fo...
Chicago, IL - Oprah Winfrey announced to the world that she is Barack Obama's birth father.
Winfrey had been running advertisements referencing a huge family secret that she says, shook her to her core, and today she revealed that she is the biol...
While gay people cannot marry in any of these states, all four have been allowing marriages within their own families, a tradition handed down from when there WERE no other people around within 50 miles to marry.
"We thought it over and since we c...
Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has caused outrage in a speech in which he says that, rather than scrapping Child Benefit, he is to put a proposition to the House of Commons that a 'childbirth limit' is to be set, to prevent p...
162 people living under the one roof could be, and I would have to agree, one of the largest ever in the world.
Now the head of this Indian family is only 66 and apparently has 32 wives and 94 children of his own, and his house is also home to his...
For nearly eight months, Harlingen area resident Christopher Baker has been searching for a screw that somehow fell out of his Sharp Viewcam personal camcorder posing little more than a mild inconvenience.
So far all efforts to locate the missing...
A Harlingen area family was left puzzled on Sunday when a duck decoy they had placed in their backyard to attract real ducks failed to perform to plan.
Christopher and Adriana Baker were both approached by their two young children early that after...
A Harlingen area cat who was just let in the house five minutes ago, already wants out according to a local man.
"It defies any reasonable explanation", Christopher Baker said of the family's pet cat Mario on Monday. "He'll be sitting out on the b...
Harlingen area resident, Christopher Baker continues to wonder why the supply of bananas he bought a week ago have gone uneaten.
"I don't buy a lot, like four or five at the most", Baker commented. "You would think that someone in this house woul...