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Funny story: Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

After two children, one dog, and three cars, Raymond Jones (42) of Niagara Falls, NY has filed for divorce from his wife of 12 years Rebecca (37). In the fall of 2013 the eligible (for an upgraded cell phone) Raymond went to his local AT&T sto...
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Funny story: Most Parents Remain Blind to Mediocrity of Their Children

Most Parents Remain Blind to Mediocrity of Their Children

A study released today reveals that most mothers in the United States have a skewed view of how mediocre and average their own children are. Experts believe that a related study yet to be started will show that at least 85% of the mothers reading thi...
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Funny story: American Families Divided And At War - Will It Be The Oscars or The Walking Dead?

American Families Divided And At War - Will It Be The Oscars or The Walking Dead?

Families and couples across America are reportedly arguing, bickering and fighting amongst themselves, with reports of divorce proceedings, runaway kids and couples splitting up and going their separate ways, coming from all corners United States.
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Funny story: New Reality Series: "Normal People Leading Normal Lives" in Fall T.V. Line-up

New Reality Series: "Normal People Leading Normal Lives" in Fall T.V. Line-up

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Frustrated by the dropping ratings for reality shows that feature bizarre, illegal, or extreme behavior, one American Network has decided to do a "180" and focus on Normal People Leading Normal Lives, which is also the name of...
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Funny story: Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Taiwan has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g...
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Funny story: Ducks May Quit Show

Ducks May Quit Show

As usual they have had the head of the family to speak for the whole group, Phil Robertson. "We have talked it over and decided to give it another year. As most folks know, we are not in need of the money but we are seeing it as changing our lives...
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Funny story: Children Born from Sperm Donors Seeking out Genetic Family

Children Born from Sperm Donors Seeking out Genetic Family

"I wish I had left everything alone", states one daughter of a sperm donor. "Dad was Bad! No, but he sure wasn't much to look at." Margaret is just one of hundreds of Sperm-Donor babies that now want to find out who donated the sperm. "It wasn'...
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Funny story: Man Declared Dead Days Before Suddenly Wakes Up in Morgue

Man Declared Dead Days Before Suddenly Wakes Up in Morgue

A man has amazed doctors and workers at a hospital by waking up after being declared dead two days before. The family had waited till several family members could arrive to hold the funeral in Nairobi, Kenya. Meanwhile a worker at the morgue b...
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Funny story: Hope for Sufferers from Crazy Uncle Syndrome

Hope for Sufferers from Crazy Uncle Syndrome

Dateline: NEW YORK--Leo Cornwallis belongs to roughly the third of modern male siblings that suffer from Crazy Uncle Syndrome, according to the Sociological Index of Abnormality. But Leo and a growing number of others like him have sought to mitigate...
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Funny story: Is Kim Jong un having a cull of relatives?

Is Kim Jong un having a cull of relatives?

Already demonstrating his ruthlessness by executing both his uncle and his one-time mistress, not to mention numerous other North Koreans who have incurred his displeasure but could Kim Jong Un, the country's new dictator, have purged even his own wi...
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Funny story: Four people hurt in spat over porridge

Four people hurt in spat over porridge

A family of four came to blows whilst rushing to eat porridge too quickly yesterday morning. George and Mary Otterstuff had broken noses after they threw porridge dishes at each other. Their children, Gemma and Emma, suffered burnt lips and tongue...
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Funny story: Nostalgic Television: "Be Witched"

Nostalgic Television: "Be Witched"

Be Witched was a situation comedy, or sitcom (short for stupid idiots tune in comedies) starring Lizzy Montgummy as Sam Stevens. A bigamist (or, possibly, a polyandryist), Sam was a transvestite witch who, out of stupidity, renounced magic in favor of love. She had two husbands, both named Darren (or, sometimes, Dum Dum, Durwood, Dagwood, or Dingleberry), who, coincidentally, were both employed by...
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Funny story: Mother wins back semi-permanent custody of obese boy

Mother wins back semi-permanent custody of obese boy

CLEVELAND, OH - An Ohio judge ordered Tommy, an obese boy, returned to his mother, Ima Dick, after she completed a year-long, court-ordered college course in diet and nutrition and the boy shed three of his six hundred pounds. Asked how they plan...
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Funny story: Atheist converts after Jesus visits her in shower

Atheist converts after Jesus visits her in shower

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXAS - Cheyenna Richards, of Houston, Texas, who admits she's "not all that," nevertheless claims that Jesus frequently joins her in the shower. The former atheist, who now describes herself as "a believer," says that his...
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Funny story: Grandfather's progressive views on homosexuality overshadowed by calling it "the gay"

Grandfather's progressive views on homosexuality overshadowed by calling it "the gay"

New Martinsville, WV--Attendants at the Deutmeyer family dinner reported mixed emotions Thursday night, as the progressive stance on homosexuality of Martin Deutmeyer, 84, was marred by family patriarch referring to homosexuality as "the gay", "the q...
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Funny story: Poll Reveals most Annoying Thing About Christmas Is Those Family Christmas Cards, You Know The Ones, Irritating As Crap "From Our Family To Yours'

Poll Reveals most Annoying Thing About Christmas Is Those Family Christmas Cards, You Know The Ones, Irritating As Crap "From Our Family To Yours'

A recent poll conducted by this writer has revealed that one of the most annoying, cringe worthy and irritating things about Christmas are those shit family Christmas cards you get from relatives and friends, depicting them and their kids dressed up...
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Funny story: Charlize Theron Falls Head-Over-Heels For "Modern Family" Star

Charlize Theron Falls Head-Over-Heels For "Modern Family" Star

HOLLYWOOD - Charlize Theron, star of such movies as Snow White and The Huntsman, Reindeer Games, and The Hideously Ugly Sea Monsters of The Mediterranean has admitted to being on Cloud 9. The beautifully alluring actress told Fajita San Guacamole...
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Funny story: Hasbro Introduces "Tot Taser" Series

Hasbro Introduces "Tot Taser" Series

Hasbro, the world's second-leading toy manufacturer, has introduced a new series of devices for use by parents: the "Tot Taser" series. CEO Brian Goldner emphasized that the Tot Taser series does not represent a shift in Hasbro's business focus fr...
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