Fairies flying over Russian territory are being routinely treated as wicked witches and are being shot down. Vladimir Putin told our staff this morning, "I have given orders for any good fairies not transmitting good fairy international registration...
The untimely murder of the Elf King has the Hobbit nation in an uproar and they have vowed to avenge the murder.
"Three teenaged boys carried out the murder," said a spokesman for the Hobbit Nation. "They kill him out of sport which make no sen...
The world of Brit music was reeling this morning after what happened last night when top pop paparazzi gathered to snap petite starlet Pixie Lott as she emerged from London's Smithfield Meat Market on the arm of her beau, trainee cheesemaker Oliver W...
It's been flipping years since anyone has seen them, which was way back when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was their PR man, after having had them brought to his attention by a couple of Bradford lasses in 1917.
After a brief bout of stardom in the brigh...
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