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Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision

Funny story: Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision

After a lifetime spent piling up wrongdoings and regrets, 32-year-old Bart Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, made yet another bad decision. “On the spur of the moment, I did a bunch of coke at a party and blew off a job interview at Vanderbilt the ne...

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Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Funny story: Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Las Vegas NV- "I made a terrible mistake tonight in announcing the wrong winner and runner-up for the Miss Universe pageant. I know how much pride many countries, fans and most importantly, the contestants take in preparing for this night. I hope tha...

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Lifetime topper fails blood test, is shattered

Aurangabad: Up until yesterday Kaiwalya Kishore Patel had never failed a test in his life. A topper throughout the twenty-seven years of his existence, today Kaiwalya is a shattered man. Reason: He has failed for the first time in a test - in the blo...

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Area Man Proves Doubters, Critics Right

NEW YORK, NY--When Jerry Elmswick dropped out of college in 1996 to start his own travel agency, he faced a rapid barrage of criticism and disapproval from his friends and family. 17 years later, Elmswick can finally stand up and tell all of his doub...

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Failed North Korean rocket symbolic of Kim Jong Un's erectile dysfunction

Funny story: Failed North Korean rocket symbolic of Kim Jong Un's erectile dysfunction

PYONGYANG, North Korea - With the entire world watching, North Korea's attempt to impress the world with the launch of a weather rocket went up in smoke like pretty much every attempt leader Kim Kong Un has made to have sex since taking over since hi...

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Chocolate harvest failed, women advised to stock-up

Funny story: Chocolate harvest failed, women advised to stock-up

Women are being urged to stockpile chocolate with the news that the 2012 cocoa bean crop is the lowest on record. "Basically," said psychologist, Paige Turner, "if you're a woman and you're menopausal, breaking up with your boyfriend, having a bad...

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Derek Acorah "Disappointed" with results of The Sun's Psychic Experiment

Funny story: Derek Acorah "Disappointed" with results of The Sun's Psychic Experiment

Derek Acorah, the world's foremost conduit to the realm of the other side, is disappointed with the results of his Sensational Psychic Experiment in The Sun newspaper. After requesting as many Sun readers as possible to attempt to channel their ps...

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The Man Who Fries Guitars Fails At Everything

Funny story: The Man Who Fries Guitars Fails At Everything

Tonight, we were contacted by failed chicken frier Elmer Faint Jr who told us that he couldn't for the life of him explain why he kept failing in various activities, unless it was because he has a tendency to deep fry guitars, as opposed to deep fryi...

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Chelsea Call In The Receivers Sensation!

Funny story: Chelsea Call In The Receivers Sensation!

London, West - In an astonishing turn of events here this afternoon, Chelsea Football Club have called in the receivers in a move which will reach far beyond the worlds of sport and football. City analysts report that losses sustained by owner Rom...

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Harvard Genetics Team Simply Can't Identify Gene For Failure

Funny story: Harvard Genetics Team Simply Can't Identify Gene For Failure

Cambridge, Mass.- Scientists from Harvard's top team of geneticists have announced the end of a fifteen year, multi-billion project aimed at isolating the gene responsible for failure.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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