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Funny story: Facebook crashes after bot attack

Facebook crashes after bot attack

Facebook, the ever so popular, and somewhat indispensable social network, crashed last night, and stayed down for over an hour due to a bot attack, but not the usual bot attack. "Normally," said Facebook's security guru, Kerry Katona, "bot attacks...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Annoyed After Facebook Account Cancelled

Michelle Obama Annoyed After Facebook Account Cancelled

Washington, DC-- First Lady Michelle Obama was in a foul mood today after discovering her Facebook page had disappeared. She was curious about the cancellation, and called Facebook's customer service to ask why. Her foul mood turned to fury when sh...
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Funny story: Local Teen Wants More People To Not Get Him: Wants to be more mysterious

Local Teen Wants More People To Not Get Him: Wants to be more mysterious

Cumberland, MN - A local teenager is frustrated that not more people don't get him and don't consider him a brooding deep-thinker who they find intriguingly mysterious. Austin Smithers, 17, who is a junior at Walter Mondale High School in Cumberl...
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Funny story: Facebook made me transgender!

Facebook made me transgender!

Facebook have been at it again, manipulating people through their 'social experiments', well this time, they have gone to far for one woman from Kendal. "Facebook made me transgender," said Caroline Meechan from Kendal. "I used to be Charles Meech...
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Funny story: Facebook wikipedia entry broken

Facebook wikipedia entry broken

Facebook refused to comment recently when an embarrassing mistake was made in their official wikipedia entry. The mistake has been fixed up now but drew countless giggles from the far flung corners of the globe. The entry listed their illustrious...
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Funny story: Online 'Banter' Annoys People

Online 'Banter' Annoys People

Anyone that finishes a comment on social media with 'lol, banter', is officially not involved in any 'banter' and lessens their circle of online friends by 7 people every time the statement is made. With the number of online users of Facebook and...
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Funny story: 67% of all happy Facebook updates posted by people with miserable lives, study

67% of all happy Facebook updates posted by people with miserable lives, study

HARFOLD, Vt. - A study released this week by Harfold State College indicates that at least two out of every three happy Facebook status updates are posted by pathetic sons-of-bitches with miserable lives. Junior Bertrand Russell produced his Faceb...
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Funny story: Off your Facebook

Off your Facebook

I find it ridiculous to accuse the glorious and magnificent all-powerful Facebook being of manipulating my emotions. I was logged in for an hour this morning and found it very enlightening to rapidly assimilate the Cyrillic alphabet. Must reach Kremlin. If my emotions were manipulated surely I'd be ecstatic that England are out of the World Cup and I'm not. Mainly because they are still in it acco...
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Funny story: Satire website 'conducted secret psychology experiment on users' emoticons' says report

Satire website 'conducted secret psychology experiment on users' emoticons' says report

Cyberspace, The Last Affrontiere - The satirical website Farcebook has been accused of conducting a huge secret psychological experiment on its users to see how they respond to cyber crap. Sixty million Farcebook users took part without any perso...
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Funny story: "People You May Know" Removed From Facebook

"People You May Know" Removed From Facebook

It has been scientifically proven that anyone who has added someone after finding them through the 'people you may know' feature on Facebook is a colossal cretin, leading Facebook to delete the feature. Social networking research experts Pew Resea...
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Funny story: New Couple Have Baby After Seeing Facebook Likes They Could Gain

New Couple Have Baby After Seeing Facebook Likes They Could Gain

Social media is a constant battlefield for some couples. David and Amy Douglas felt bitter last year after receiving only 96 Facebook 'likes' for their wedding announcement, whilst most of their friends received 'likes' in the hundreds. "Do peopl...
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Funny story: Facebook to Launch 'Babybook' This Summer

Facebook to Launch 'Babybook' This Summer

A website created by Facebook for parents to create accounts for their new-born babies is to be launched this Summer, to a chorus of "thank fuck" from regular Facebook users. Insufferable parents will be able to create and control their child's p...
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Funny story: Amazon - Facebook Merger George Cloony Delivered To Woman's Door After "Like" Shock

Amazon - Facebook Merger George Cloony Delivered To Woman's Door After "Like" Shock

Warnings to set preferences correctly in Facebook after the Amazon - Facebook merger were issued by Mark Zuckerburger yesterday. The warnings came after reports of incidents attributed to "teething troubles". In one high profile error George Cloo...
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Funny story: Arizona Residents Vow To Sue Governor Jan Brewer If She Bans Facebook

Arizona Residents Vow To Sue Governor Jan Brewer If She Bans Facebook

PHOENIX - American Spotlight Magazine reports that lame duck Governor Brewer has stated that before she leaves office she is going to try and cause as much misery and mayhem as she can. She said that her bitterness is a result of so many Arizona r...
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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Posts Explicitly Sexy Photos of Herself On Facebook To Make Lamar Odom Jealous

Khloe Kardashian Posts Explicitly Sexy Photos of Herself On Facebook To Make Lamar Odom Jealous

BEVERLY HILLS - Many of Khloe Kardashian's friends are saying that she look fabulous since she lost all that weight. Khloe has really slimmed down and she has revealed that it has done wonders for her self-esteem, her self-pride, and her bank acc...
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Funny story: NSA taps White House phones, leaks scandalous texts.

NSA taps White House phones, leaks scandalous texts.

"Aye bruh," one text message reads, "Check out dees fresh-ass Jordans." President Barack Obama was only one of many to have his cellphone calls and text messages intercepted by the NSA recently, and his apparent lack of concern for world events is be...
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Funny story: Arizona May Ban Facebook

Arizona May Ban Facebook

PHOENIX - The latest item on the lame duck agenda list of Governor Jan Brewer is the possibility of banning Facebook from the state. Governor Brewer spoke with American Spotlight Magazine's Lexington Waterbuck and informed him that she has receive...
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Funny story: Facebook to Replace Intercessory Prayer with "Likes"

Facebook to Replace Intercessory Prayer with "Likes"

MENLO PARK, CA--God, deluged with intercessory prayers since the dawn of social media, has outsourced prayer to Facebook to give Him more time to devote to His new hobby, scrapbooking. Explained St. Peter, at a press conference held at Facebook's...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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