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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 11th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 11th July 2012

Harry Redknapp and Fabio Capello are on the 13 man shortlist for the Russia job. A 13 man short-list? I'd hate to see a Russian long list. Or is a Russian long-list the players names? Redknapp has however ruled himself for the job. Shame - I was looking forward to using the headline 'From Taxing Trouble to Russian Roubles' Andy Carroll is considering a loan deal to AC Milan, after rumours...
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Funny story: Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp shocked the world of football today by leaving his cushty job at Tottenham Hotspurs and declared he will move to Monaco to spend more time with his family. After being overlooked for the England job - which he was installed as favou...
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Funny story: Chelsea sack another manager: Benitez, Griffin and 'arry react

Chelsea sack another manager: Benitez, Griffin and 'arry react

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch today pulled the plug on under fire manager Andre Villas-Boas and told security guards to escort him from the building. Following an embarrassing defeat away to lowly West Bromwich Albion yesterday, the knifes were...
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Funny story: Carry On Up The Capello.

Carry On Up The Capello.

John Terry has paid tribute to Fabio Capello and expressed his personal regret at losing the England captaincy . "The eyetie stood down in protest at how the FA treated me. I expect everyone in the country to follow his example and resign from th...
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Funny story: Brian Blessed in the running to be new England manager

Brian Blessed in the running to be new England manager

After the sudden resignation of Fabio Capello, the English Football Association are casting the net very wide indeed to search for the next England manager. They have said they would prefer the next coach to be English, but he doesn't necessarily nee...
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Funny story: England sack Capello's translator and pay him £2,50 compensation!

England sack Capello's translator and pay him £2,50 compensation!

Capello is gone and many should thank John Terry for being sacked as captain, but they won't and anyway that's a different story. The FA have at last showed some "balls" (not footballs) and got rid of England's most hated manager apart from; Glenn...
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Funny story: Fabio Capello steps down as England manager

Fabio Capello steps down as England manager

Fabio Capello has resigned as England manager, the Football Association has confirmed. It is believed that Fabio wants to spend more time with his family. A source told BBC today "Fabio is a pensioner - working two weeks in the summer will be...
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Funny story: Fabio Capello 'may have breached contract' says Derek Derekson

Fabio Capello 'may have breached contract' says Derek Derekson

Fabio Capello may have breached his 6 squillion lira contract with the Football Association by telling an Italian radio station he has asked the mafia to fix the Euro 2012 tournament so England can win. An FA insider told the spoof sports desk "Th...
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Funny story: Fabio Capello decides on new skipper after FA strip Terry of captaincy

Fabio Capello decides on new skipper after FA strip Terry of captaincy

Fabio Capello may be in breach of his contract by telling an Italian radio station he was not happy about the FA decision to strip John Terry of the captaincy over his court appearance for alleged racism - but last night at Anfield he may have found...
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Funny story: Giovanni Trapattoni: 'I'm Not God' - Fabio Capello: 'I am'

Giovanni Trapattoni: 'I'm Not God' - Fabio Capello: 'I am'

Giovanni Trapattoni stated recently "I'm Not God", although Republic Of Ireland are doing pretty well at the moment, qualifying for Euro 2012. When asked if Trapattoni was almighty and all that, 3 out of 4 of the potential squad for the Euros sai...
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Funny story: Benched Rooney set to deliver most effective England display in years

Benched Rooney set to deliver most effective England display in years

Wayne Rooney is primed to deliver a string of his most effective England performances in years after manager Fabio Capello revealed he would be benching the striker for the build-up to Euro 2012 after being sent off in Montenegro on Friday. The It...
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Funny story: David Cameron deeply regrets own goal at QPR

David Cameron deeply regrets own goal at QPR

Aston Villa fan David Cameron has expressed his regret and outrage after a late own goal by defender Richard Dunne cost his team 3 valuable points against QPR. "That donkey Dunne has let the whole country down and ruined my weekend" stated the Pr...
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Funny story: Wales manager vows to bring forward Englands Euro embarrassment by 9 months

Wales manager vows to bring forward Englands Euro embarrassment by 9 months

Wales manager Gary Speed has outlined his determination to bring forward the inevitable embarrassment that awaits the England team at Euro 2012 by 9 months in defeating the Three Lions in this evenings qualifier at Wembley. The former Leeds midfie...
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Funny story: Neil Aspin the next manager of England?

Neil Aspin the next manager of England?

In a pre-match interview with the Shaymen's website, manager of Conference North team Halifax Town, Neil Aspin, has admitted that he would leave Halifax Town at the drop of a hat should he be offered the England job. With Fabio Capello due to step...
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Funny story: Hair transplant rejects Wayne Rooney

Hair transplant rejects Wayne Rooney

Manchester United and England slaphead Wayne Rooney has sustained a freak injury. The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant. Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a H...
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Funny story: Capello Blames Premiership For Hart's Blunders

Capello Blames Premiership For Hart's Blunders

England manager Fabio Capello has laid the blame for Joe Hart's 2 monumental Wembley blunders firmly at the feet of the English Premier League. The 24 year old Manchester City man, who is regarded by many as the best keeper the national side has h...
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Funny story: Capello tips Bent to batter bent Blatter

Capello tips Bent to batter bent Blatter

England manager Fabio Capello has ordered his players to let Switzerland "have some" in the Euro 2012 qualifier. Switzerland is famous for having spawned Sepp Blatter and for making cheese with holes in it. Capello is tipping in form striker Da...
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Funny story: Capello Accused Of Showing Disrespect by Swiss Boss

Capello Accused Of Showing Disrespect by Swiss Boss

Despite a disastrous World Cup 2010 campaign and an even worse league season with recently relegated West Ham, Robert "Oops" Green has been recalled to the England squad for the Euro qualifier against Switzerland. Swiss boss Ottmar Hitzfeld has ac...
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