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Funny story: The resignation of mumbling uber-regulator Hector Pants has left the FSA reeling

The resignation of mumbling uber-regulator Hector Pants has left the FSA reeling

Finally the FSA sees the writing on the wall as, in a startling move, that for once showed incredible foresight and presence of mind, Pants mumbling Chief of the FSA has seen something that was as plain as the nose on his smug face and resigned. M...
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Funny story: FSA Try to recapture bolting horse

FSA Try to recapture bolting horse

In a move that has astonished nobody, the wastes of skin at the FSA have announced that they intend to get "tough" on Mortgage Brokers and the Mortgage Industry, who they claim have been exploiting consumers for "a very long time". As families acr...
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Funny story: FSA astonish financial world with new anouncement

FSA astonish financial world with new anouncement

UK Financial Regulator the FSA, has rocked the financial world today, announcing a bizarre new recruitment policy. FSA spokes-person Grenville Mann-Gland, society louche and inveterate cottager announced today from FSA HQ or Shit Towers as it has...
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Funny story: Fears for missing Civil Servants

Fears for missing Civil Servants

The news that two innocent missing bureaucrats may have inadvertently been taken hostage in Canary Wharf and sentenced to 12 years of FSA Regulation was greeted with alarm by their families, human rights groups and UN officials. The isolate...
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Funny story: FSA To Regulate Rhyming Slang

FSA To Regulate Rhyming Slang

In a shock announcement today the Financial Services Authority have advised the Monthly Cycle that they intend to regulate certain Cockney Rhyming Slang. The move comes on the back of the announcement by Satan's Bankers Barclays that their Fascist...
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Funny story: FSA announce new tactic

FSA announce new tactic

Beleaguered Financial Regulator, the FSA, has today announced yet another revamp to make it a vibrant 21st Century threat to those prepared to flout their rules. Sir Thrust Bulging, spokes-person for the Regulator revealed today, "We stand at a cr...
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Funny story: FSA Warns against "Spoofing"

FSA Warns against "Spoofing"

LONDON (Monthly Cycle) - The Financial Services Authority said on Tuesday it will fine,suspend or kill operators involved in the practice known as "spoofing". The warning follows a 35,000 pound fine imposed last year by the UK Regulator on an Esto...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer In Hiding in Fear Life

Spoof Writer In Hiding in Fear Life

Mysterious Spoof-Writer Ulver who seems to have a massive downer on UK Regulators is today on the run from her small goat-herding shack in eastern Estonia. Ulver, 65 and a Grandmother of 45 is best known for making unpleasant comments about the FS...
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Funny story: FSA breaks old ground

FSA breaks old ground

The reeling UK Regulator today revealed the first in its big gun response to Tory criticism. Sir Grenville Mann-Gland spokes-person for the Regulator, speaking from the organisation's glistening HQ in East London, said today: "We have been under f...
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