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Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

Funny story: Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

US President, Donald J. Trump, has been in the job 666 days today, 16 November, having taken office on 20 January 2017, and has been busy living up to his 'devilish' reputation by hinting that Robert Mueller, in charge of the 'Russia investigation',...

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Comedians Go on Strike

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Comedians across America have declared a strike. They demand that the news stations resume their duties instead of abdicating their responsibilities to them. Jon Oliver angrily explained, "My job is to make people laugh. If I decide to do something that my audience does not enjoy, they demand a refund. And yet, stations have decided to let idiots lie through their teeth and foam...

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USA Today Unveils New “Fact-Free USA Today”

MCLEAN, VIRGINIA – The national newspaper USA Today shocked the world on October 10, 2018, when it debuted its new “Fact-Free USA Today” format. President Donald Trump's op-ed, which claimed that the Democratic Party wanted to gut Medicare and use...

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New news anchor's "talent" sure to boost ratings, producer says

Funny story: New news anchor's "talent" sure to boost ratings, producer says

In an attempt to compete with Foxy Nudes, CeeBeeEss' “Diss Mornin'” program has added Brianna Gold-Digger to its lineup. The buxom beauty, known as much for her ample cleavage and her radiant smile as she is for her “gravitas,” will join co-stars mos...

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In final battle of Mexican-American War, Tucker Carlson reclaims tacos for America

On last night's state run media broadcast of Tucker Carlson Tonight, host Tucker Carlson reignited old hostilities that lay dormant for over 150 years. The issue: ownership of the disputed El Territorio de los Tacos. Halfway into a segment with ...

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Bill Shine appointment to bring WH messaging more in line with Fox News

Concerned that White House policy and messaging weren't sufficiently in lock step with Fox News, President Trump has brought in former Fox News co-president Bill Shine to serve as Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff for Communication...

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Trump Initiates His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance

Funny story: Trump Initiates His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance

Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf's everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway wi...

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Special Counsel Mueller caught in undercover work with Stormy Daniels denies prurient interest

Funny story: Special Counsel Mueller caught in undercover work with Stormy Daniels denies prurient interest

Interviewed by Sean Hannity of FOX News, Mr. Mueller insisted his session with Ms. Daniels was “entirely business, as part of the investigation.” Nevertheless, Mr. Hannity pursued the question of why Mr. Mueller had gone about his visit in this wa...

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Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Funny story: Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama's official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion. "Maybe that's not what is happening...

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Trump.com™ outsources Whitehouse Policy to Fox and Friends

Funny story: Trump.com™ outsources Whitehouse Policy to Fox and Friends

After much derision against Trump.com™ rampant toxic outbursts at the 3am bewitching hour, the Whitehouse have decided to outsource all further Twitter Twatter outbursts to Murdoch. Murdoch made the announcement along side Trump.com™ a...

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Tucker Carlson Suffers Bout of Amnesia on Fox News Show, Recovering at Home

Funny story: Tucker Carlson Suffers Bout of Amnesia on Fox News Show, Recovering at Home

New York - Fox News Commentator Tucker Carlson was resting comfortably at his home in New York City, a day after he suffered temporary memory loss during his television show, Tucker Carlson Tonight. His hour long commentary began well enough, with...

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Charles Krauthammer Denies He Is The Leader Of 'The Lizard People'

Funny story: Charles Krauthammer Denies He Is The Leader Of 'The Lizard People'

After years of swirling rumors, Fox News political commentator Charles Krauthammer has officially denied that he is the leader of the dreaded 'Lizard People', an army of shape-shifting reptilian aliens sent to earth to gain power and manipulate human...

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U.S. Intel: ISIS Sees Ally in Trump, GOP "They Are A Greater Threat To Americans Than Us"

Funny story: U.S. Intel: ISIS Sees Ally in Trump, GOP "They Are A Greater Threat To Americans Than Us"

American intelligence sources say they have intercepted communications at the highest level between ISIS and other terrorist groups that see an alignment between the goals of their organizations and the policies of the Republican Party. The source...

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So Sad!

Funny story: So Sad!

For a couple of decades now, I've made a practice of celebrating the Fourth of July by reading the founding and historical documents that underlie the exercise in representative democracy that is the United States. This has given me a new appreciatio...

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Megan Kelly: Too big a star to fail?

Funny story: Megan Kelly: Too big a star to fail?

New Yawk, New Yawk--iN Be Cee, which replaced Brian Williams with Megan Kelly, whom they stole from Faux News, may be headed to court for reporting fake news, a category of journalism "filler" usually reserved for Cee iN iN and Mmm eS iN Be Cee. T...

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Trump: My way or the highway

FOX News has negotiated a deal with Sputnik International to present reports catered to the president who relies solely on that cable entertainment station for his knowledge of the world outside the opulent Trump Towers. Estimated to be worth in t...

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Shepard Smith Shocks Fox News! Calls Trump A Liar!

Funny story: Shepard Smith Shocks Fox News! Calls Trump A Liar!

Shepard Smith went beserk in his commentary on Fox News yesterday. He turned bright red and call Donald Trump the L word LIAR! Just then the entire Fox news set began to quake and collapse around him. Bill O' Reilly was seen running by screaming li...

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NORAD's Ability To Track Santa In Doubt

Funny story: NORAD's Ability To Track Santa In Doubt

As the holiday season approaches, Fox News talk show host Bill O'Reiley will, as usual, warn Americans about the "secular progressive" war on Christmas. O'Reiley, on his program "The O'Reiley Factor, has charged that the secular left wants to ignore...

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Hillary Promises to Send Her Private E-Mail Server to Ivanka to Use

"I heard about the trouble Ivanka had and thought I'd give her a private server so she can be safe."
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