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Funny story: Study Shows Fox News Viewers Are Dysfunctional

Study Shows Fox News Viewers Are Dysfunctional

A new study by the Institute For Audience Analysis shows that Fox News viewers do not have the brains or lifestyles that would enable them to understand the balanced news reporting in The other Sunday news programs: Broadcast Sunday Morning News S...
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Funny story: Obama: "I am a gay Muslim"

Obama: "I am a gay Muslim"

In what must have been the gaffe of the century President Barack Obama slipped up at a press conference today and admitted to being a homosexual, foreign born, communist/Marxist, Muslim, socialist agitator who hates America and prays to Allah for the...
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Funny story: Give up Fox News for Lent? No, never! Not this Troglodyte!

Give up Fox News for Lent? No, never! Not this Troglodyte!

My priest, Monsignor Felix Fyodore Ayonsokopsosky, told me I should give up Fox News for Lent. "You have been acting very strange lately, my son. You need to quit watching Fox News. You look terrible. You smell worse than terrible. You've become paranoid schizophrenic. It's made you a cave dweller," Monsignor Ayonsokopsosky told me after confession. "But Father Ayonsokopsosky, Fox News has b...
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Funny story: Brian Williams Moving to Fox News -- 'Nobody here gets fired or suspended for not telling the truth!'

Brian Williams Moving to Fox News -- 'Nobody here gets fired or suspended for not telling the truth!'

NBC news anchorman Brian Williams will be moving to Fox News in September, following his current six-month suspension. Williams' credibility fizzled after he confessed that the helicopter he was traveling in was not shot down during the Iraq War, as...
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Funny story: Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

NEW YORK - Fox News announced today it will be sponsoring and broadcasting a new entertainment awards show on Sunday, February 22. Dick Cheney is the host, Donald Trump is the show's producer and Ted Nugent is the musical guest. Fox bills the sho...
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Funny story: Paris vows to sue Faux News

Paris vows to sue Faux News

According to her agent, Paris Hillton may sue Faux News for referring to her erogenous zones as "no-man's lands." The comments, she whines, are "mean-spirited" and "insulting." She added, "My image has been prejudiced, and my honor has been sul...
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Funny story: New Research Breaks out Alarming Psychographics of Fox News Viewers

New Research Breaks out Alarming Psychographics of Fox News Viewers

Following 40 years of analyzing viewer data, Dr. Moishe Pipick, the man in charge of Demographic and Psychographic Analysis and Research at the prestigious Berne Institute, announced today that his team has never seen such dysfunction isolated to o...
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Funny story: Fox News Insults "Muslim" Birmingham

Fox News Insults "Muslim" Birmingham

Fox News commentator, Steven Emerson, has again apologised to the city of Birmingham, UK. Having previously apologised for the factually inaccurate statement that Birmingham was a "Muslim-only city", Emerson has today issued a statement apologising t...
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Funny story: Senator Graham and the new Republican Congress breathe firebolts and sacred vows on the need for sanctions plus war with Iran

Senator Graham and the new Republican Congress breathe firebolts and sacred vows on the need for sanctions plus war with Iran

Eternally vigilant for the war manufacturers and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Republican Senator Lindsey Graham is breathing heavily with red face this morning. Sanctions will be due soon, certainly, because Iran is sure to violate, somehow,...
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Funny story: CDC Issues a Level 3 Warning Against the FNV, or FOX News Virus

CDC Issues a Level 3 Warning Against the FNV, or FOX News Virus

ATLANTA, GA-The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) today issued a Level 3 warning against a new, potentially contagious virus it is calling FNV, or the FOX News Virus. The FNV, explained Dr. Samuel Grimes of the CDC, is highly communicable, especiall...
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Funny story: Sean Hannidy Feuds With Jon Stuart

Sean Hannidy Feuds With Jon Stuart

Sean Hannidy, Fox News' TV host, continued his feud with Comedy Central's Jon Stuart over who is the best comedian. Hannidy said his support of renegade, anarchist rancher Cliven Bundy "couldn't be funnier." "It's hilarious that he and his gu...
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Funny story: Netanyahu wins FOX news decency award

Netanyahu wins FOX news decency award

FOX news has just announced Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as winner of its Summer 2014 annual decency award. Ceremonies will be held at FOX News headquarters in New York City and attended by President Obama and other dignitaries. P...
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Funny story: Cheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst

Cheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst

Following a recent FOX news interview with Megyn Kelly, Richard Cheney has been reported seeking his psychoanalyst's couch during an attack of "nostalgia hysteria." Coincidentally, Mr. Cheney's psychoanalyst is also named Megyn (last name withheld...
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Funny story: US Media Responds to Allegations of Political Bias

US Media Responds to Allegations of Political Bias

Centralia, Ill. (UGH News) - Recent allegations that America's media is so entirely politically biased that one's brain would have to be mashed in granny's wringer-washer for any of it to come across as believable, has stirred a storm of responses.
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Funny story: Global warming and the Krauthammer blues in Club #Rigor Mortis

Global warming and the Krauthammer blues in Club #Rigor Mortis

I ran into Charles Krauthammer at Club #Rigor Mortis not long after he appeared as a FOX News All Star with George Will debunking everything climate change. He was hunkered down at one end of a long shining bar with a small glass of something pink. Back of the bar a mammoth screen flickered various images. Waves lashed beaches, palm trees bent sideways severely, were plucked violently out o...
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Funny story: Fox News Greta Van Susteran Overpowers Comedy Central's Jon Stewart

Fox News Greta Van Susteran Overpowers Comedy Central's Jon Stewart

Los Angeles, CA Member of the Church of Scamatology and Fox News commentator Greta Van Susteran revealed to Comedy Central's Jon Stewart that "two wrongs don't make a right." This was revealed to Greta via her super-powers that she has gained from...
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Funny story: Putin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll

Putin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll

Conspiracy theories abound in the U.S.: The government caused 9/11, the FBI killed MLK, the CIA assassinated Lee Harvey Oswald, and so on. I think there's no truth in any of it. So, reporting on any supposed conspiracy is difficult for me. Ye...
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Funny story: Fox News Develops The Sean Hannity Test For Liberalism

Fox News Develops The Sean Hannity Test For Liberalism

(Fox News) - Fox News has developed and released what it is calling "The Sean Hannity Test For Liberalism." The test is designed to objectively determine who is a liberal and who isn't. Fox News has been the target of perpetual complaints that it...
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