Eldorado, Texas - Workmen from the Texas Department of Public Safety were seen deploying ground-penetrating radar equipment today in what looked like a recce mission to scan the ranch's 1,600 acres sequestered from convicted polygamist pervert Warren...
ELDORADO, TX - The Eldorado based polygamist sect mired in the largest child custody hearing in state history defended its members against allegations of child abuse and coerced marriage of minors in a press statement issued Friday.
Warren Jeffs, leader of a polygamous sect that is a splinter group of the Mormon church, has been found guilty as an accomplice to rape. Jeffs was conviced for pressuring a 14 year old girl to marry, then have sex with, her 19 year old male cousin.
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