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Qatar finance minister claims slaves are not what they used to be!

Funny story: Qatar finance minister claims slaves are not what they used to be!

Qatar are hosting the Soccer World Cup in 2022 and are hoping that oil prices will rise sharply because the price of slaves building the necessary infra-structure has risen astronomically! Ali al-Emadi , Qatar's finance minister, has told Jaggedon...

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Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls

Funny story: Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls

Legendary former England, Leicester and Barcelona striker Gary Lineker has had enough of hilarious Twitterers reminding him of the time he crapped himself on the pitch during a group stage match versus the Republic of Ireland at the 1990 World Cup in...

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Is this the end of the FIFA World Cup?

Funny story: Is this the end of the FIFA World Cup?

If you're a fan of soccer--and I refer particularly to the FIFA World Cup--you'd better make the most of it while it's still around. If things go as planned, the 2018 and the 2022 FIFA World Cup championships will be the last ones to be played. After...

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Thousands gather in Chicago to watch live twitter news feed of USA vs Belgium World Cup game

Funny story: Thousands gather in Chicago to watch live twitter news feed of USA vs Belgium World Cup game

They travelled from all over the state to gather in Chicago town square. Draped in red, white and blue flags, these US team football fans stared up to watch the big screen in the centre of the square. On the giant TV was a live twitter news feed pa...

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USA Fury As Prince Harry of England Scores In Extra Time

Funny story: USA Fury As Prince Harry of England Scores In Extra Time

American soccer fans are furious after being knocked out of the World Cup thanks to a goal from third in line to the British throne, Prince Harry. Despite the scoreboard showing the goal, scored in the seventh minute of extra time, being credited...

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FIFA Conquers Brazil, Establishes Autocratic "FIFdom"

BRASILIA, BRAZIL - According to recent reports, the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) has taken control of key cities in Brazil, toppled the Brazilian government, and changed the name of the South American country to "Goooo...

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Spain's World Cup Annihilation Due To Players Fear Of Creepy Crawlies In The Grass

Funny story: Spain's World Cup Annihilation Due To Players Fear Of Creepy Crawlies In The Grass

Spanish footballers are reportedly terrified of the nasty looking Creepy Crawlies that live in Brazil's World Cup grass. From an early age Spanish footballers have seen Daddy Long Legs in Spanish grass, which is similar to Rain Forest grass. Supe...

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The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 6, Holiday in Miami

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 6, Holiday in Miami

Pop? Pop? I ask you, bloody cheeky little twerps...that's what our two teenage prodigies took to calling me. Raheem and Luke, they've hardly got a hair on their collective testicles and they had the nerve to call me "Pop". In fact knowing kids thes...

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10 Year Old boy releases his 23-man England squad for World Cup

Funny story: 10 Year Old boy releases his 23-man England squad for World Cup

Sammy Caruthers of Guildford announced yesterday his own provisional 23 man England football squad for the World Cup 2014 in Brazil this June. Sammy, who goes to school at St Margarets Church of England primary, said that changes could be made l...

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The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 2, Roy's Whinge

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: Part 2, Roy's Whinge

So, "England supremo" Roy Hodgson says playing a World Cup match in Manaus is "not ideal", but he does accept that games must be spread around Brazil. What a moaner, apparently temperatures there reach 30C, while humidity is about 80% so he thinks t...

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The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: The Draw

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014: The Draw

Italy, Uruguay and Costa Rica. Bloody hell. I'm sure that Sepp hates England. Ever since Panorama did a good job of filleting him and FIFA with all those corrupt banana republic bastards he's had it in for us. I can't see us getting a result wi...

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Freemasons To Sponsor Next World Cup

Funny story: Freemasons To Sponsor Next World Cup

As the "Irish Freemasons' Young Musician of the Year" competition gets under way at the Masonic Hall, Molesworth Street, Dublin with a staggering 10K Euros on offer in prizes, a surprise decision has been announced by 359 Degree Mason Hektor Rameses...

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FIFA To Ban Flares At All Soccer Games

Funny story: FIFA To Ban Flares At All Soccer Games

FIFA, the World governing body of soccer, announced today an immediate ban on flares at all World Cup matches, stating the ban was long overdue. With the 2014 World Cup set to be staged in Brazil many see the ban as not only ensuring a safer envir...

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Kim Kardashian Marries NBA Star Kris Humphries and She Has Now Become America's Most Famous Sports WAG

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Marries NBA Star Kris Humphries and She Has Now Become America's Most Famous Sports WAG

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The moment she uttered those famous two little words "I do," Kim Kardashian not only became Mrs. Kris Humphries but she also became the most famous WAG in America. Kris Humphries plays for the NBA New Jersey Nets. For those unfam...

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Break-in at FIFA HQ Zurich

The offices of FIFA were broken into early this morning. Nothing was stolen except the 2014 World Cup football results. The good news for England is they will make it through the group stages. The bad news is they will exit the world cup after lo...

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FIFA more corrupt than the Mafia.

Funny story: FIFA more corrupt than the Mafia.

The FIFA bribes probe kicked off big time yesterday when president Sheep Bleater was put in the frame. Mohamed Bin Laden, who is challenging Sheep Bleater for the Godfather role in the firm, demanded the Old Bill search Bleater's lock up for 'brow...

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Obama & Cameron Pledge to Reopen World Cup Negotiations in Wake of New FIFA Scandal!

Funny story: Obama & Cameron Pledge to Reopen World Cup Negotiations in Wake of New FIFA Scandal!

Just weeks before the FIFA convenes to vote for a new president, alleged charges of bribery have emerged over the awarding of the 2018 & 2022 world cup locations. The startling (ha!) charges alleging bribes were offered consisting of $40,000...

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'Randy Andy' Gray Moves On: Signs $3.5m Deal with Al-Jazeera to Cover World Cup!

Funny story: 'Randy Andy' Gray Moves On: Signs $3.5m Deal with Al-Jazeera to Cover World Cup!

A smug Andy Gray, fired from Sky News and deprived of his lucrative salary, wasted no time in moving his career forward as he signed a new deal with Al-Jazerra after the Qatar based media company inked its own deal with FIFA to cover the 2018 & 2...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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