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Funny story: FIFA Scandal: Jack Warner Reveals Everything

FIFA Scandal: Jack Warner Reveals Everything

Former Fifa vice-president Jack Warner has revealed himself on live TV causing a massive electricty surge in the tiny nation of Trinidad and Tobago. Mr Warner, who said he feared for his life, also said he could link Fifa officials to the German i...
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Funny story: 2010 World Cup To Be Replayed

2010 World Cup To Be Replayed

The 2010 FIFA World Cup, originally played in South Africa, is to be replayed next week in the United State after the country admitted paying Fifa $10m to host the 2010 tournament. "It's only fair," said one man, just days after FIFA President S...
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Funny story: THIEFA president out on his ass

THIEFA president out on his ass

Switzerland - The president of the Thieving Hypocritical Idiots Embezzlement & Fraud Association has hung up his boots in the wake of the latest corruption scam. Jeb Splatter, 69, was ousted from the world racketeering body despite having been...
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Funny story: Sepp Blatter wins Nobel Prize for Obliviousness

Sepp Blatter wins Nobel Prize for Obliviousness

Amid a whirlwind of allegations against FIFA, the world football authority, its Secretary-General received a rare piece of good news. In a private ceremony held earlier today, Sepp Blatter was awarded the 2015 Nobel Prize for Obliviousness. The a...
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Funny story: Sepp's Main Aim

Sepp's Main Aim

With the re-election of Sepp Blatter as head of the mafia Back and to the Left news travelled to Switzerland to visit the man himself. After passing more security than a secret research facility we were taken to a giant pool room. Half naked beauties bathed in a pool of champagne and frolicked under waterfalls of gold flecked water. We would have given them a wave but that would be a breach of...
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Funny story: Blatter wins again

Blatter wins again

Sepp Blatter, Non-Stick-Coated CEO of FIFA, has been re-elected despite not winning a two-thirds majority against Jordan's Prince Ali bin al-Hussein, who withdrew after the first round of voting. Furious that allegations of corruption were also la...
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Funny story: FIFA supports corruption as laissez-faire

FIFA supports corruption as laissez-faire

Amid calls for his dismissal FIFA President Sepp Blatter refused to condemn allegations of widespread corruption within soccer's governing body. FOX news reported earlier today that President Blatter strongly opposes any investigation of FIFA.
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Funny story: Farage In Homophobic Outburst on FIFA 14

Farage In Homophobic Outburst on FIFA 14

Nigel Farage could stand to lose UKIP a substantial amount of votes after stating that the computer game Pro Evolution Soccer is only played by "fucking homos" and "dykes". Mr Farage, a huge fan of the FIFA franchise and good friend of Richard Scu...
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Funny story: Chinese Player Performs Miracle on FIFA 14

Chinese Player Performs Miracle on FIFA 14

Li Win Don, a Chinese teenager living in China has become the first player to unlock the secret code on FIFA 14 after he scored with both Ameobi brothers in the same match. The miracle feat occurred at 14:30 GMT last Wednesday, to which EA Sports...
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Funny story: 10 Year Old boy releases his 23-man England squad for World Cup

10 Year Old boy releases his 23-man England squad for World Cup

Sammy Caruthers of Guildford announced yesterday his own provisional 23 man England football squad for the World Cup 2014 in Brazil this June. Sammy, who goes to school at St Margarets Church of England primary, said that changes could be made l...
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Funny story: Blatter Boost for Women's Football

Blatter Boost for Women's Football

He was elected the president of the World Society of Friends of Suspenders in the 1970s. He incurred criticism from female footballers in 2004 when he suggested that women should "wear tighter shorts and low cut shirts to create a more female aesthe...
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Funny story: Roommate Would Really Like to Know Where the Fucking Bullets are Going if They're Not Killing that Fucking Guy

Roommate Would Really Like to Know Where the Fucking Bullets are Going if They're Not Killing that Fucking Guy

Salisbury, MD - Local roommate Mike Harron "is really having trouble believing the guy dodged all those fucking shots." The Salisbury University junior, "honestly cannot believe that just fucking happened." "He was on the ground in last stand, wha...
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Funny story: Engand football team move to third in world rankings

Engand football team move to third in world rankings

Wembley HQ, England: With Team GB consolidating their third position in the Olympic tables, now it is time to shout a big "Hurrah" for the England Football team, who are third best at infighting, shagging each others wife's, getting boo'ded at by th...
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Funny story: FA sue EUFA and FIFA for crimes against humanity!

FA sue EUFA and FIFA for crimes against humanity!

After last nights penalty shoot-out against the cool Italians, England and the FA have decided to sue both the EUFA and FIFA on the grounds of crimes against humanity, mental torture and a flagrant show of discrimination against England, English play...
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Funny story: Footie descends into farce in Doha

Footie descends into farce in Doha

Qatar - Did he fall or was he pushed? An unfortunate dunking in Qatar's equivalent of the Diana, Princess of Whales Memorial Fountain this evening saw Premier League chairman Sir David Richards wet himself all over in the Doha Shangri-La Hotel's dec...
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Funny story: Beer and sex 'must be sold' at Brazil World Cup, says Fifa

Beer and sex 'must be sold' at Brazil World Cup, says Fifa

Beer and sex must be sold at all venues hosting matches in the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, football's world governing body, Fifa, has insisted. Fifa General Secretary Jerome Valcke said the right to sell beer and sex must be enshrined in a World Cup...
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Funny story: Sepp Blatter "solves" Stephen Lawrence murder case

Sepp Blatter "solves" Stephen Lawrence murder case

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has been credited with solving the long-running Stephen Lawrence murder case after a gang of white racists agreed to shake hands with the parents of Stephen Lawrence. "I don't know why we didn't think of this sooner," s...
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Funny story: Racism? Football? You're Having a Laugh!

Racism? Football? You're Having a Laugh!

At a press conference celebrating the impact of pay per view viewing on football Sepp Blatter sensationally claimed today that there was no such thing as racism in football and he had no idea what the "dark skinned races" were complaining about.
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