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Funny story: Trump Cites Comey's "Big Hands" As Reason for Firing Former FBI DIrector

Trump Cites Comey's "Big Hands" As Reason for Firing Former FBI DIrector

Congressional investigators announced the discovering of a highly classified memo written by President Trump that explains the 10 reasons why he decided to fire the former FBI Director, James Comey. President Trump listed the 10 reasons in the s...
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Funny story: FBI Raid Trump Tower to Find Ten Illegal Aliens Shredding Documents

FBI Raid Trump Tower to Find Ten Illegal Aliens Shredding Documents

New York, NY Hoping to take advantage while the Trump family vacationed on the nation's dime, the FBI raided Trump Tower to find the only member of the Trump family not on vacation, Barron Trump, using a cattle prod to force illegal immigrants to use...
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Funny story: Carrot Top Declines FBI Director Job

Carrot Top Declines FBI Director Job

The ideal candidate to lead the FBI has turned down the job, citing his gig in Las Vegas and the implosion of the Trump presidency as the reasons. But Washington insiders tell this reporter that Carrot Top, AKA Scott Thompson, felt slighted by Republ...
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Funny story: Donald Trump intended to fire "Mr Cummy", not the head of the FBI

Donald Trump intended to fire "Mr Cummy", not the head of the FBI

In a bizarre interview with Fox News, Donald Trump has made some astonishing revelations about his sex life, and admitted that James Comey's dismissal was a result of an embarrassing mixup. The President revealed that he has used a number of nickn...
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Funny story: Trump Denies Any Wrongdoing in Firing FBI Director

Trump Denies Any Wrongdoing in Firing FBI Director

Trump Tower, NYC Trump, after firing FBI Director James Comey, denied that the firing had anything to do with the fact that the FBI Director had recently opened an investigation into the election and possible Trump Russian collusion. "No, that inv...
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Funny story: Trump announces Kid Rock is new FBI Director

Trump announces Kid Rock is new FBI Director

With the firing of FBI director, James Comey, Trump had to act quickly in replacing him in this key government position. In a letter to Comey, Trump said the firing was necessary to restore "public trust and confidence" in the FBI. When asked w...
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Funny story: Trump Fires the FBI and National Security Agency For Investigating Him

Trump Fires the FBI and National Security Agency For Investigating Him

Washington, DC President Trump's Press Aide Sean Spicer announced that President Trump had just created 62,372 jobs in one day, a new record! "President Trump, when he learned that the FBI and NSA had the audacity to investigate him for his Russia...
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Funny story: FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

The FBI Director is the most powerful man in America. This is so because Comey changed the course of the U.S. Presidential election and got Donald J. Trump Elected by his misuse of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. The evidence presented below is incont...
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Funny story: US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

Last evening Mr. Clapper, Mr. Comey, and Mr. Brennan accepted The ASFD's (Academy of Science and Forensic Duty) most distinguished award. The Bird Blossom Award last appeared in 2003 following Mr. Bush's work on discovering WMD (weapons of mass de...
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Funny story: 400 Lb. Man In Parents Basement Confesses To Hacking DNC

400 Lb. Man In Parents Basement Confesses To Hacking DNC

Surprising everyone but Donald Trump, a man in Lakewood, Colorado, has admitted that he is the one who hacked into the DNC during the 2016 presidential campaign. Showing just how prescient Donald Trump's prediction was of who the hacker might be,...
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Funny story: Trump to Persecute People Who Say "Happy Holidays"

Trump to Persecute People Who Say "Happy Holidays"

Trump transition team member Corey Lewandowski derailed a decent conversation on Hannity by making a strangely worded announcement about Christmas. During the Tuesday interview, Lewandowski tried to steer the conversation away from legitimate crit...
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Funny story: Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

When Rudy Giuliani heard that Donald Trump planned to appoint head of the FBI James Comey to the US Supreme Court, Giuliani went ballistic, claiming that the job was promised. Nah, Trump was reported as saying, adding that Comey gave him the White...
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Funny story: Groping Women Shrinks Hands

Groping Women Shrinks Hands

The myth claims masturbation causes blindness. Looking at those tiny hands wave from the podium, it appears that groping women shrinks hands. No wide receiver there, maybe a drummer, but not a pianist. Octaves, don't you know? Will Donald be elec...
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Funny story: Satellite photos show fecal tornado the size of continental US re FBI and Clinton

Satellite photos show fecal tornado the size of continental US re FBI and Clinton

Photographs released today from outer space show a monstrous cloud of dung hovering over the United States. Pundits theorize the nitty-gritty of this fecal storm comes down to problems between FBI Director James Comey and the Hillary Clinton campa...
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Funny story: Hilary deletes thousands of her males!

Hilary deletes thousands of her males!

Scandal upon scandal rocks the US presidential farce even further after the FBI discovered that Hilary deleted thousands of her "males"! Not Bill though, he's a sucker! The FBI announced that Hilary had more males than Bill had hot lips and in a d...
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Funny story: U.S. Letter Carriers Go Postal After FBI Reveals "They" Lost Hillary's Computer

U.S. Letter Carriers Go Postal After FBI Reveals "They" Lost Hillary's Computer

WASHINGTON - Last Friday the FBI released a summary of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's July 2, 2016 interview with the FBI concerning allegations that classified information was improperly stored or transmitted on a personal e-mail server...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's First National Security Briefing

Donald Trump's First National Security Briefing

Donald Trump endured his first two-hour national security briefing without falling asleep. Initially suspicious of the intel and fail to receive the entire picture of the world trouble spots, he walked away impressed by the FBI revelations about the...
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Funny story: Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

In breaking news yesterday, FBI Director James Comey has cleared Ms. Clinton of nothing more than "extreme carelessness" in compromising national security with her private email server. That she also misled investigators and the country in denying...
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Chinese toothpick plague!

Chinese kids have caused a dental plague in China by shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows! The disease is spreading rapidly because Chinese adults cannot pick their teeth anymore!
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