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Funny story: Hunt for more FBI snitches in Obama entourage

Hunt for more FBI snitches in Obama entourage

Washington - Allegations that the Reverend Al Sharpton 'is just one of many' who ratted on dozens of bad guys subsequently flung in jail following FBI probes have so far drawn a blank thanks to 'overwhelming evidence to the contrary' a presidential a...
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Funny story: U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

DETROIT - Word coming out of the bankrupt city of Detroit is that Ted Nugent, has issued a statement in which he profoundly apologized to the president for making his ignorantly stupid remark. Music Moments Magazine's Calcutta Cotton further state...
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Funny story: FBI wake-up call for Sleepy Hollow sleeper cell strung out on Nembutal

FBI wake-up call for Sleepy Hollow sleeper cell strung out on Nembutal

New York - Alarm bells are ringing at the Westchester County, New York HQ of a clandestine terror cell under covert surveillance by the FBI in its monitoring of long-term Cold War hibernation programs officially declared inert/dead by the Bush/Cheney...
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Funny story: FBI To Begin Regulating Faygo Pop, the Weapons Used by Gang Member Juggalos of Insane Clown Posse

FBI To Begin Regulating Faygo Pop, the Weapons Used by Gang Member Juggalos of Insane Clown Posse

Washington, DC The FBI, since labeling the Insane Clown Posse group of fans the Juggalos a "gang," has since begun to call for regulation on the sale of Faygo Pop, used by Juggalos and the ICP themselves as deadly weapons. The Juggalos are known...
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Funny story: You Have To Destroy A Nation To Save It

You Have To Destroy A Nation To Save It

I sat down with James Clapper, former head of U.S. National Security, to get his views on the current state of America as it relates to domestic spying and intelligence gathering activity. He has recently made headlines by demanding that Edward Snow...
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Funny story: President Obama's New Year's Resolution Is To Have Conservative Radio Talk Shows Investigated

President Obama's New Year's Resolution Is To Have Conservative Radio Talk Shows Investigated

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he will no longer pussy-foot when it comes to dealing with conservative radio talk shows. He told an assembled group of news reporters in the White House Rose Garden that he can no longer allow th...
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Funny story: Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has stated that the two Al Qaeda terrorists who were captured in Paducah, Kentucky two weeks ago have offered up a wealth of information on the Al Qaeda organization. An FBI agent who did not want his name revealed state...
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Funny story: Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts. 'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.' A Military official. 'At this stage we're pretty sure th...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

Apparently the news has been kept from the press but after three days Miley Cyrus has been given enough time to escape to a safe place, according to the FBI. In a news conference released this morning a Spokesman for the FBI stated that the Cyrus...
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Funny story: US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

Washington, DC -- From dropping the ball on 9/11 to identifying non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, America's intelligence industry seems forever to be on the losing side. The most recent publicly documented failure: allowing a freel...
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Funny story: Eric Snowden Look Alike Gets Arrested For The 105th Time

Eric Snowden Look Alike Gets Arrested For The 105th Time

Milwaukie, Wisconsin native, Eric Schnowden, is like any other American citizen. He gets up in the morning, takes a shower, grabs a Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl out of his microwave, watches the morning news about the latest presidential scandal, gets...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Received An Email With Suspicious White Powder

Sarah Palin Says She Received An Email With Suspicious White Powder

WASILLA, Alaska - Since her political career has pretty much evaporated just like an Arizona summer shower, perhaps old "Snowflake" Palin should consider going into standup comedy or better yet secretarial work. The woman who never met a geographi...
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Funny story: Snowden whistles a new tune: different chimes for different crimes

Snowden whistles a new tune: different chimes for different crimes

Sheremetyevo Airport, Moscow -- In an attempt to clarify his future whistle-blowing revelations, former NSA contract spy Edward Snowden has devised a music-based notification system in support of whistle blowers worldwide. The innovation musical...
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Funny story: Obama names Jim Carrey to head FBI

Obama names Jim Carrey to head FBI

Washington DC - "Fiercely independent and with loads of, uh, intergritty," is how White House aides described the Presidential pick to replace Robert Mueller as FBI chief. "Of course it means his Kick-Ass 2 role as Colonel Stars and Stripes may ha...
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Funny story: Agencies work together

Agencies work together

FBI Special Agent Barry Kemp, early Thursday, carried out a Warrant issued on CIA Special Agent Dominick Rizzo, who, at the time, was being detained by Harland Firestone of Homeland Security in a FEMA Camp in East Hanover, New Jersey located in a tho...
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Funny story: The FBI Pays A Visit To An Idaho Potato Farmer of Interest

The FBI Pays A Visit To An Idaho Potato Farmer of Interest

POCATELLO, Idaho - The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation has just paid a Pocatello, Idaho, resident a visit. It appears that the FBI was tipped off by a Pompous Pizza Parlor waitress that an unidentified man had been in the restaurant...
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Funny story: Inside the FBI's terrorism cryptology unit

Inside the FBI's terrorism cryptology unit

QM-NewsCorpse reporters have been given unprecedented access to the Bureau's legendary decoding unit that uses numerological, linguistic and symbological tricks to piece together terror suspects' agendas. Here is a brief glance at its anagram division's profile of key players involved in the Boston Marathon bombings: Chief suspects: Tamerlan Tsarnaev anagrams to Relevant Satan Arm - a r...
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Donald Trump Does Ice Bucket Challenge and Melts Away

"I've never seen anything like it-first his hair turned green and then he started to melt" said a bystander. "Just like the Wizard of Oz!" shouted another. Everyone then cheered for 2 hours straight.

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