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The FA set for a massive bill

Funny story: The FA set for a massive bill

The FA, the English branch line of FIFA, is set for a bill running into millions of pounds when the England team head home, thanks to the tens of millions of England flags that are expected to litter the floor. "We're seeing it already after the I...

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2012 England Football squad, unworthy of wearing the "sacred" red shirt.

Funny story: 2012 England Football squad, unworthy of wearing the "sacred" red shirt.

Wembley, LONDON: The current England Football squad travel to Euro 2012 Finals, without the 'iconic' red shirt, because they are unworthy of wearing the "sacred" red shirt. England Football teams "sacred" red shirt, will be forever associated wit...

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FA Announce Successor

Funny story: FA Announce Successor

It was revealed by insiders at the FA today that following an inability to win anything for 42 years with the full-time managers they would adopt the successful and well worn television trick of inviting a guest manager for each match. "The guest...

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FA Cunning Linguists ban Howard Webb

Funny story: FA Cunning Linguists ban Howard Webb

Linguists at the Football Association have banned managers from using the words Howard Webb. Any reference to the bald policeman and top referee Howard Webb will incur a big slap on the wrist. Stoke manager Tony Pulis is the latest avant garde...

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Fury after revealed that FA exhibited "Green Street" to FIFA in World cup bidding process

MURDEROUS, semi-literate rage was building amongst English football fans last night as it emerged that the Football Association had played the film "Green Street" as part of their unsuccessful pitch to win the right to host the 2018 World Cup. Det...

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Premier League will launch a line of food products ahead of the new season

Funny story: Premier League will launch a line of food products ahead of the new season

The English FA and the Premier League have got together in a new merchandising deal worth twenty million pounds, releasing a line of food products. First in the freezer cabinets of local supermarkets will be Aston Vanilla ice-cream, said by food c...

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Adolfex Fergler : A Study In Tyranny

Funny story: Adolfex Fergler : A Study In Tyranny

As Germany descended into anarchy after World War One, with a Communist revolution and an Allied blockade, and the worst 'flu epidemic in modern history, the half-starving people there became desperate for a leader to bring their country back to some sort of stability. And that leader duly arrived, one Adolfex Fergler. Fergler was born in the Austrian town of Govanburg but moved to Germany, whe...

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Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'

Funny story: Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'

The lawyer of new Manchester City football club owner Thaksin Shinawatra has said that, although the ex-Thai Prime Minister has abused the Thai people's Human Rights, the degree of abuse...

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Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Funny story: Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Rumours of a rift between Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho and his overpriced, under performing, burden on the rest of the team, striker, Andriy Shevchenko are completely untrue according to Shevchenko.

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John Terry Out Until End Of Season

Funny story: John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry, the player at the centre of the 'kicked unconscious' allegations in the Carling Cup Final at the weekend, is in trouble with the Football Association and with the alleged 'attacker', Abou Diaby

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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